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Posted by Omega_Blue on Apr-01-2005 22:59:

Cops are at my door!!!

cops are knocking on my door, but i locked em. what should i do.

Posted by UWM on Apr-01-2005 22:59:

umm, light up a big fat blunt and blow the smoke under the door in their direction.

Posted by Sunsnail on Apr-01-2005 23:00:

1)Open the door
2)Get high/drunk

Posted by Michael19 on Apr-01-2005 23:00:

open the door, throw an egg in the face of one of them, then close the door.

Posted by Zenchowdah on Apr-01-2005 23:01:

Re: Cops are at my door!!!

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_Blue
cops are knocking on my door, but i locked em. what should i do.

the exact opposite of what you did to make them want to go there.

Posted by CyberneticAngel on Apr-01-2005 23:02:

Yell "Piss off pigs" really loudly when they identify themselves

Posted by Spacey Orange on Apr-01-2005 23:02:

wait till they leave, and then make a break for canada

Posted by UWM on Apr-01-2005 23:02:

The cops came to our apartment a couple of years ago for playing music too loud and we just turned it down and sat in there until they went away. They're fucking patient / not busy, they sat there for 45 minutes knocking.

Posted by bas on Apr-01-2005 23:03:

RUUUUUUUUN.

Posted by Omega_Blue on Apr-01-2005 23:05:

alright, they left. i was shitting myself there for a second, running around trying to hide the bong... it was bad news. i was peeking out the window and at first i just saw a cop car parked in front of the apartment... then the landlady pulled up behind it.. a second cop car comes up... then two cops came up, knocked for a good two minutes, came back down and left. then the landlady came up, didn't leave a note or anything, and just left. what do you think that's all about?

Posted by CyberneticAngel on Apr-01-2005 23:05:

You know that even if you open the dorr they cannot come in unless

1) you invite them (as in say yes when they ask to come in)

2) They have a search warrent (equals you are focked anyway)

3) weed smoke billows out your door when you open it (giving them "probable cause")

Posted by Spacey Orange on Apr-01-2005 23:05:

the sherrifs were looking for me once, so i bolted to a different county where they didn't have jurisdiction.

i did not run to the net so could post it in the COR.

Posted by Mr. Pink on Apr-01-2005 23:06:

pull out Wanda, that used blow-up doll you store under your bed, then put a gimp mask on and rub peanutbutter all over your body.

im sure you can figure things out from there....

Posted by UWM on Apr-01-2005 23:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
pull out Wanda, that used blow-up doll you store under your bed, then put a gimp mask on and rub peanutbutter all over your body.

im sure you can figure things out from there....

LOL

Make sure you open the door while wearing that stuff / holding a peanut butter-covered doll. They'll be in so much shock they'll just leave you be.

Posted by Omega_Blue on Apr-01-2005 23:08:

... how'd you know about wanda???

Posted by CyberneticAngel on Apr-01-2005 23:09:

Posted by NiteMer on Apr-01-2005 23:11:

Cover yourself in Molasses and invite them in to lick it off.

Posted by Omega_Blue on Apr-01-2005 23:14:

whoa whoa whoa. they're gone now. and i'm straight up out of molasses.

Posted by Floorfiller on Apr-01-2005 23:15:

yeah out "i'm going to assassinate the president"

Posted by nchs09 on Apr-01-2005 23:15:

tell them it took you a while to open the door because you were hiding the weapons of mass destruction under ur pillow..

that is if they nock again and u ahve the balls to answer.

Posted by CyberneticAngel on Apr-01-2005 23:17:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
tell them it took you a while to open the door because you were hiding the weapons of mass destruction under ur pillow..

that is if they nock again and u ahve the balls to answer.

course if you do that they might send the army after you and then when they find nothing they can say it was for the children

Posted by Floorfiller on Apr-01-2005 23:19:

open the door and be like "alright alright...i did it"...

then pause... "APRIL FOOLS BITCHES!!"

and you'll all laugh about it

Posted by UWM on Apr-01-2005 23:20:

Yell out "Fire!" and then come bolting out of your apartment.

Posted by Mr. Pink on Apr-01-2005 23:21:

quote:
Originally posted by CyberneticAngel
did it have to be used?

yes it had to be used!

i mean, if yer gonna buy a blowup doll named Wanda- of course yer gonna USE it.

this aint no pin the tail on the donkey stephen, this is Wanda the Coochie French Maid.

get it straight biotch!

Posted by Omega_Blue on Apr-01-2005 23:23:

to the last three posts.

good idea.
good idea.

and wow.

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