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A cucumber, pickle and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.
The cucumber said, "Man my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."
So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar."
The penis glared at both of them and said, " You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts a rubber tarp over my head, sticks me in a dark room, and bangs my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out
LOL
Im in class doing drawing shite on AutoCAD....i took some time off to check the TA forums.The whole room is quite and this comes up....and i bust out laughing.Now every one was looking at me weird. 
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| Originally posted by TweeK LOL Im in class doing drawing shite on AutoCAD....i took some time off to check the TA forums.The whole room is quite and this comes up....and i bust out laughing.Now every one was looking at me weird. |
hahaha funny
damn i seriously heard that joke in 2nd grade.
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| Originally posted by TweeK The whole room is quite and this comes up....and i bust out laughing.Now every one was looking at me weird. |
That happened to me in astronomy class a long time ago when the teacher was talking about uranus. I was the only one that laughed, it was so embarrassing, I couldn't stop laughing.
Not possible! The joke is wrong!!
Everyone knows that pickles can't talk!!
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| Originally posted by TweeK LOL Im in class doing drawing shite on AutoCAD....i took some time off to check the TA forums.The whole room is quite and this comes up....and i bust out laughing.Now every one was looking at me weird. |
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| Originally posted by Phil raa A cucumber, pickle and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad." So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar." The penis glared at both of them and said, " You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts a rubber tarp over my head, sticks me in a dark room, and bangs my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out |
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| Originally posted by l�cid technically aren't a cucumber and a pickle the same thing? i mean the pickle wouldn't be a pickle until you took a cucumber and pickled it, right? |
Lucid has a good point.
The pickle & the cucumber are related, & usually hang out in the fridge. They do not usually hang out with stray penises. This tells me that the joke is actually a disgustingly sadistic situation, where a penis was severed from a mans body & put into the fridge in the vegetables tray. Im thinking homoside now. That sick fuck that cut the penis off has now probably cut the rest of the body up & put into either a gallon drum of acid or on sandwich with some ketchup.
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| Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Lucid has a good point. The pickle & the cucumber are related, & usually hang out in the fridge. They do not usually hang out with stray penises. This tells me that the joke is actually a disgustingly sadistic situation, where a penis was severed from a mans body & put into the fridge in the vegetables tray. Im thinking homoside now. That sick fuck that cut the penis off has now probably cut the rest of the body up & put into either a gallon drum of acid or on sandwich with some ketchup. |
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| Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Lucid has a good point. The pickle & the cucumber are related, & usually hang out in the fridge. They do not usually hang out with stray penises. This tells me that the joke is actually a disgustingly sadistic situation, where a penis was severed from a mans body & put into the fridge in the vegetables tray. Im thinking homoside now. That sick fuck that cut the penis off has now probably cut the rest of the body up & put into either a gallon drum of acid or on sandwich with some ketchup. |
When flying on an airplane, a man decides to always bring a bomb with him. "The chances of an airplane having a bomb on it are very small," he reasons, "and certainly the chances of having two are almost none!"
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says "Nope. Sorry. We don't serve strings in here." The string sighs and reluctantly leaves the bar. 10 minutes pass and then string walks back into the bar, only this time, his ends are torn to shreds and he's twisted up like a pretzel. Again, he asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says "Aren't you the same string that was just in here 10 minutes ago?" The string says "Nope, I'm afraid not."
I dont get it 
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| Originally posted by Sunsnail I dont get it |
ohhhh
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huh?
thats a funny one.
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