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Posted by arbors1021 on Apr-24-2005 23:40:

slump busters?

Okay, so I am coming home on leave tommorow from Iraq for a couple of weeks and needless to say I haven't gotten laid in a few months. As I have been over here in the desert, so I am going to sleep with a girl I know so I can get over the hump. She is not attractive but, if she was then she would not be a "slump buster". I was just wondering how many other people do this..or if I am just an dick.

Posted by Sunsnail on Apr-24-2005 23:44:

If you go AWOL you can go to prison and have sex every day

Posted by jonSun on Apr-24-2005 23:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
If you go AWOL you can go to prison and have sex every day

LMAO

I never used or heard the term "slump buster".

Posted by arbors1021 on Apr-24-2005 23:58:

I think the term came was coined by baseball players who used to used to sleep with a big girl to break out of a hitting slump.

Posted by Floorfiller on Apr-25-2005 00:07:

you're a dick...

Posted by Omega_Blue on Apr-25-2005 00:16:

meh. don't listen to jason. he's too sensitive. tap that shit.

Posted by Ian on Apr-25-2005 00:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
you're a dick...

Posted by Orbax on Apr-25-2005 00:21:

yeah, youre pretty much a tool. Like...custom grip, titanium bit, power tool. The ultimate tool. You might even be part of a set. Your house is known as the toolbox. When people go to Home Depot and ask where the biggest tool they have is they point at your house. Then they ask if they want a useful tool and will direct them accordingly. You dont need an owners manual or a receipt for you. You are a what you see is what you get, no returns, no exchanges tool. Battery powered and portable you exist uselessly somehow expending energy without ever actually producing anything.

Congratulations. Youre the asshole on the elbow of society.

Posted by Floorfiller on Apr-25-2005 00:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
yeah, youre pretty much a tool. Like...custom grip, titanium bit, power tool. The ultimate tool. You might even be part of a set. Your house is known as the toolbox. When people go to Home Depot and ask where the biggest tool they have is they point at your house. Then they ask if they want a useful tool and will direct them accordingly. You dont need an owners manual or a receipt for you. You are a what you see is what you get, no returns, no exchanges tool. Battery powered and portable you exist uselessly somehow expending energy without ever actually producing anything.

Congratulations. Youre the asshole on the elbow of society.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Apr-25-2005 00:22:

When desperation sets in you got three choices:
1) cut off your weener with a blunt knife
2) Find yourself a chicken
3) Hump an ugly girl that will fall in love with you & will become obseesed with you & end up stalking you.

Posted by Floorfiller on Apr-25-2005 00:24:

i mean...it'd be one thing if you were drunk and something happened and then you regretted it or something, but you're all pre-meditating this shit

Posted by Ian on Apr-25-2005 00:28:

i'd really laugh if she said afterwards "Now you put ur dick in my ass, time for me to put mine in yours" Evil? Yes, funny, hell yes

Posted by arbors1021 on Apr-25-2005 00:29:

Yeah, I guess it would be a little different if I was drunk and just went home with someone. At least in my defense I plan to be drunk when I sleep with her b/c she is not pretty. If this makes me an asshole thats fine I can live with that. Almost every guy has slept with some chick b/c they needed to get laid and I am no different.

Posted by Floorfiller on Apr-25-2005 00:30:

quote:
Originally posted by arbors1021
At least in my defense I plan to be drunk when I sleep with her b/c she is not pretty.

i can't believe this

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Apr-25-2005 00:32:

quote:
Originally posted by arbors1021
Yeah, I guess it would be a little different if I was drunk and just went home with someone. At least in my defense I plan to be drunk when I sleep with her b/c she is not pretty. If this makes me an asshole thats fine I can live with that. Almost every guy has slept with some chick b/c they needed to get laid and I am no different.

post pics of this ugly beast! or STFU!

Posted by wizniz on Apr-25-2005 01:01:

dude if u gotta do an ugly chick... dont!

pay for a hot one
or

go to a club and pick up a "do-it-yourself kit" girl and put it together

Posted by Azz3D on Apr-25-2005 01:10:

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Apr-25-2005 01:28:

Posted by idoru on Apr-25-2005 03:11:

quote:
Originally posted by arbors1021
Almost every guy has slept with some chick b/c they needed to get laid and I am no different.

Posted by Allied Nations on Apr-25-2005 09:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
i mean...it'd be one thing if you were drunk and something happened and then you regretted it or something, but you're all pre-meditating this shit
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almost souless....