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Posted by igottaknow on Apr-29-2005 17:44:

How did you learn to masturbate?

I'll go first:

4th grade gym class, rope climbing exercise, on the way down...

Posted by l�cid on Apr-29-2005 17:45:

2nd grade recess, pole climbing, on the way up...

Posted by jonSun on Apr-29-2005 17:45:

My Mom taught me.

Posted by sensorium on Apr-29-2005 17:47:

Is this a good time to put the following?... Your mom taught me.

Well?

Posted by sensorium on Apr-29-2005 17:48:

quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
My Mom taught me.

Damn. Me is teh slow.

Posted by Floorfiller on Apr-29-2005 17:49:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
2nd grade recess, pole climbing, on the way up...

Posted by bas on Apr-29-2005 17:49:

i never had to...i've been having sex since i was 13

Posted by Floorfi|ler on Apr-29-2005 17:50:

i looked in the mirror and wondered how i could possibly resist what i saw, and thus set upon myself with a wild fury

Posted by bas on Apr-29-2005 17:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfi|ler
i looked in the mirror and wondered how i could possibly resist what i saw, and thus set upon myself with a wild fury

i dont know who this guy is but he's hilarious

Posted by Floorfiller on Apr-29-2005 17:53:

after that comment...i'm leaning towards Rob...totally something he'd say

Posted by UWM on Apr-29-2005 17:56:

I would take responsibility if it was me.

Posted by Floorfiller on Apr-29-2005 17:59:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
I would take responsibility if it was me.

maybe if its not you...you could ban him to prove it hahaha

Posted by Janelle on Apr-29-2005 18:02:

I was young & playing with a carrot & decided to sit on it. I liked it. Then after a while I moved on to a cucumber & then a egg plant.

Posted by Ibizadreamer AG on Apr-29-2005 18:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Janelle
I was young & playing with a carrot & decided to sit on it. I liked it. Then after a while I moved on to a cucumber & then a egg plant.

Way to go gurl! Can u sit on my face?

Posted by Floorfiller on Apr-29-2005 18:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Janelle
I was young & playing with a carrot & decided to sit on it. I liked it. Then after a while I moved on to a cucumber & then a egg plant.

so when will you have built up to handling my size?

Posted by bas on Apr-29-2005 18:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Janelle
I was young & playing with a carrot & decided to sit on it. I liked it. Then after a while I moved on to a cucumber & then a egg plant.

Posted by occrider on Apr-29-2005 18:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfi|ler
i looked in the mirror and wondered how i could possibly resist what i saw, and thus set upon myself with a wild fury

Is this Floorfiller v2.0? I like ...

Posted by igottaknow on Apr-29-2005 18:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
so when will you have built up to handling my size?

she already past the needle in the haystack stage

Posted by jonze on Apr-29-2005 18:14:

quote:
Originally posted by occrider
Is this Floorfiller v2.0? I like ...

seems like an upgrade from the original

Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-29-2005 18:17:

I didn't really "learn" how to masterbate. As soon as I knew I had a "buzzer spot" (I was about 3 or 4), I figured out that rubbing it was good. I didn't actually masterbate and reach orgasm for the first time till I was about 11. I was reading a Penthouse Letters mag, and there was a story about a chick who got off by laying on her back in the bathtub and letting the water pour from the faucet onto her buzzer spot. I thought "I don't even have to use my hands??!!!" So I ran a bath and gave'r a go. The first time I tried it with my hands however, I got caught by my mom. Hah!!

Posted by bas on Apr-29-2005 18:23:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I didn't really "learn" how to masterbate. As soon as I knew I had a "buzzer spot" (I was about 3 or 4), I figured out that rubbing it was good. I didn't actually masterbate and reach orgasm for the first time till I was about 11. I was reading a Penthouse Letters mag, and there was a story about a chick who got off by laying on her back in the bathtub and letting the water pour from the faucet onto her buzzer spot. I thought "I don't even have to use my hands??!!!" So I ran a bath and gave'r a go. The first time I tried it with my hands however, I got caught by my mom. Hah!!

that's pretty funny...and graphic

where did you get a penthouse at age 11?

Posted by Janelle on Apr-29-2005 18:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
so when will you have built up to handling my size?

I think it would be more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Posted by igottaknow on Apr-29-2005 18:25:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
The first time I tried it with my hands however, I got caught by my mom. Hah!!

Did she freak out or just tell you to stick your pinky in ur stinky for added pleasure?

Posted by occrider on Apr-29-2005 18:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Janelle
I think it would be more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

So does that say something about Floorfiller's penis or your vagina?

Posted by No one on Apr-29-2005 18:39:

I've never masterbated before in my life.

masturbate/masterbate.

I need to buy a dictionary..

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