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Pour tous les jeunes pedes... le seul board que tu veux visiter
Montreal Escort Review Board!!!
hahahaahhaahaahaahah
check the reviews of the escorts!!
http://merb.ca/vbulletin/
dude they're really serious about it !!
Oh man, that is where the scrum of the earth hang. :X
A little "review" from the forums:
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| Sorry for the delay! Called John last Wednesday to see Pamela and was disappointed to find out she wasn't working that night. I asked John and he suggested Cindy. Although her attributes are considerably different from Pamela's, I was not disappointed during our 2 hours together! Arrived about 10 minutes late (no problemo) and seemed quite shy at first. Her description and photos are accurate. She is cute, petite and very natural looking as she had no makeup, nor did she require it. Shared some wine and then it was down to business: GFE; LFK to DFK; Digits; DATY; BBBJTCIM (YMMV); Positions; MSOG. All in all, a good time was had by all! Would have asked for a lesson in Greek, but I was in no condition by that time! Rating: Face: 8/10 Body: 9/10 (gotta like petite though, and I do!) Service: 10/10 Definite repeat! |
ok lets decode those terms:
BBBJCIM Bare Backed Blow Job Cum In Mouth
BBBJ Bare back blow job (without a condom)
BBBJNQNS Bareback Blowjob Non-Quit Non-Spit
BBBJTCWS Bare back blow job to completion with swallow
GFE Girlfriend Experience
LFK Light french kissing
DFK Deep French Kissing
DATY Dining At The Y ( Cunnilingus)
YMMV Your mileage may vary
MSOG Multiple shots on goal
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| Originally posted by malek ok lets decode those terms: BBBJCIM Bare Backed Blow Job Cum In Mouth BBBJ Bare back blow job (without a condom) BBBJNQNS Bareback Blowjob Non-Quit Non-Spit BBBJTCWS Bare back blow job to completion with swallow GFE Girlfriend Experience LFK Light french kissing DFK Deep French Kissing DATY Dining At The Y ( Cunnilingus) YMMV Your mileage may vary MSOG Multiple shots on goal |
what the fuck is this mileage thing ????????
Very interresting, his coding they use is rather intreaging... wow I'm very drunk sould go to bed soon
i brought this girl i GOUGOJDF her then GSOHGOSDG in the GOHJGSOHDGLH and some more OHREGODFHL
fuckin' losers 
c'est quoi ce language de merde
there's a lingo dictionnary on the web
from the board:
HYGEINE a must for pros and hobbyists alike. Therefore i must object to the level of cleanliness of this gal. The scent of her crotch was a cross between old chicken soup and fresh armpit. The little specs of T.P. residue on her labia were quite distracting, and the messy bathroom gave me the shivers. Oh yeah, she kinda looks like the green princess from Shrek.All in all i would say that the experience was fair, on the scale of poor to excellent, but I must say, she coulda been a contender. OH WELL, SHOOT INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahhahahahahaha
i almost fell over my chair!!!!!!
GOHJGSOHDGLH?????????
AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
analinus = licking anus
Asian = analingus
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ATF = all time favorite
ATM = ass to mouth
Aunt Flo = menstruation
babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian
bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised
bareback = without condom
BJ = blow job = oral sex = fellatio
BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)
BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
BBBJWF = bare back blow jow with facial
BBFS = bare back sex
BBW = big beautiful woman
BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
BF = boy friend
BFE = boy friend experience
birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
BLS = ball licking and sucking
blue pill = Viagra
brown shower = fecal play
butter face = everything looks good, but her face
BTW = by the way
cash and dash = ROB who takes the money and runs
CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
CDS = covered doggy style
CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club
CIM = cum in mouth
CL = craigslist.org
CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you
cover = condom
cups of coffee = releases
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus
DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
Dodge = Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA
Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
DT = deep throat
ECR = el camino real
EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
facial = cumming on partner's face
FBSM = full body sensual massage
FIV = finger in vagina
FKK = Frei K�rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
FOV = finger outside vagina
French = BJ
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct Berkeley massage parlor
GND = girl next door
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination play
GSM = g-spot massage
hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
Hat = condom
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HM = high mileage
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP = height and weight proportionate
IMHO = in my humble opinion
interpreter = condom
Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO = in search of
Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
LE = ellie = law enforcement
LK = light kissing, closed mouth
LOS = land of smiles (Thailand)
MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club
MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck
Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District
Missionary = man on top, girl on back
mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP = massage parlor
MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club
MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club
OWO = oral without condom
OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
party hat = condom
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PS = Private Show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PV = private viewing (Dance)
RA = relaxation assistant
raincoat = condom
RB = myredbook.com
rimming = analingus
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
Reverse cowgirl = girl on top facing away
Reverse massage = you massage her
Roman shower = vomit play
Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
SC = Strip Club
SF = San Francisco
shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
SO = significant other
SOG = shot on goal = one release
SOMF = sat on my face
south of the border = gential region
southern france = BBBJ
SP = Service Provider
SPA = San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA
spinner = very petite, thin girl
STD = sexually transmitted disease
stroll = path frequented by street walkers
SW = street walker
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth
TG = transgender
TGTBT = too good to be true
TJ = Tijuana
TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave
tossing salad = analingus
Troll = rude and hideous PL
Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TS = transexual
TUMA = tongue up my ass
TV = transvestite
WTF = What the fuck?
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = seeking information
420 = 4:20 = marijuana
69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time
$ = $100
$$ = $200
$$$ = $300
$$$.5 = $350 (get it?)
incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates.
outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room.
two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.
***hope this HELP...
what about STDs in all this shit ? who would want to french a fuckin' prostitute ? ewwwwww
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| Originally posted by fastmp3 what about STDs in all this shit ? who would want to french a fuckin' prostitute ? ewwwwww |
Wow thes e guys are nuts they atals about thses girls as if they datibng them wtf. Dirt7y batersd, one post really confusing me he;s taling about nurses being escorts. He acrts like he dated these people very confusing.
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| I believe it's Rocco Siffredi who once said that 95% of hardcore pornstars have genital Herpes, plus all kinds of other stds. |
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| Originally posted by malek there's a lingo dictionnary on the web from the board: HYGEINE a must for pros and hobbyists alike. Therefore i must object to the level of cleanliness of this gal. The scent of her crotch was a cross between old chicken soup and fresh armpit. The little specs of T.P. residue on her labia were quite distracting, and the messy bathroom gave me the shivers. Oh yeah, she kinda looks like the green princess from Shrek.All in all i would say that the experience was fair, on the scale of poor to excellent, but I must say, she coulda been a contender. OH WELL, SHOOT INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahhahahahahaha i almost fell over my chair!!!!!! |
"Yes... how about a Roman shower tonight ?"
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| Originally posted by DJ Charlie "Yes... how about a Roman shower tonight ?" |
DENIAL.
I simply can't believe it.
omg...
BBBJTCWS&CFE - Bare back blow job to completion with swallow and choke for effect
c'est ridicule
jcrois que je suis trop peter pour comprendre les jokes la... je vais retourner voir GMS
lol
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| Originally posted by FunKenLouis jcrois que je suis trop peter pour comprendre les jokes la... je vais retourner voir GMS lol |
man that's just crazy. ppl are nuts. i wonder how many of them have been busted
there must be cops checking that site out
PFFFFF hahaha !!! malek sest vraiment pench� sur le sujet
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