Foolproof Ways to Get Someone to Break Up With You

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Posted by Spacey Orange on May-01-2005 21:18:

Foolproof Ways to Get Someone to Break Up With You

have you ever tried to break up with someone but they say 'No we're not.' and you're like believe it, it happens. here's my suggestion:

Leave animal porn lying around.

(this may backfire if your partner actually takes interest in it. in that case, try something else.)

suggest away...

Posted by beats and beeps on May-01-2005 21:20:

yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff?

Posted by Omega_Blue on May-01-2005 21:20:

leave your TA profile on your computer so she can marvel at your 50000000 posts and 84.89984234876340 posts per day.

Posted by Spacey Orange on May-01-2005 21:23:

Peeing in your pants in front of you BF's/GF's parents while wearing a big grin.

Posted by Mr. Pink on May-01-2005 21:28:

shit in your pants in front of her parents and then take them off and wave it around in the air making a giant shit wind mill and scream "AIIiiiyaiiii!!!!!"

the relationship should be over unless they all automatically do the same thing because it's their family tradition, upon which I would consider changing your name and moving to Guatemala

Posted by loca on May-01-2005 21:29:

Cheat on them?

Posted by Jackson on May-01-2005 21:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Nou
Take up an anime fetish and by a life size anime pillow with a hot anime girl on it and a whole in all the right places.

Personal fetish?

Posted by Sand Leaper on May-01-2005 21:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
shit in your pants in front of her parents and then take them off and wave it around in the air making a giant shit wind mill and scream "AIIiiiyaiiii!!!!!"

the relationship should be over unless they all automatically do the same thing because it's their family tradition, upon which I would consider changing your name and moving to Guatemala

Posted by jonSun on May-01-2005 21:33:

I had more than a few ex girlfriends say "no were not" after trying to break up with them. I just told them I will fuck thier friends or mom.

Posted by Yan on May-01-2005 21:38:

Just tell 'em that they turned you gay.

Posted by sensorium on May-01-2005 22:06:

Fake your death. Simple.

BTW, I haven't done such thing.

Posted by mezzir on May-01-2005 22:09:

aah the bedroom rodeo...

while doing a girl from behind (ideally one wearing her hair in pig tails), simultaneously switch to doing her in the pooper w/o telling her and start yelling some other girls name
as you do this, lean forward and grab her hair (as i said, pig tails is easiest)
see how long you can stay on before she bucks you off

Posted by Omega_Blue on May-01-2005 22:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Jackson
Personal fetish?

+1

Posted by Aiwendil on May-01-2005 22:18:

how about a non-moronic way

stop talking to her. at all. no matter what.

Posted by eckmek on May-01-2005 22:21:

fuck her pet?

Posted by Orbax on May-01-2005 22:22:

Its really not hard to make someone hate you...

Posted by teegee on May-01-2005 23:42:

quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
aah the bedroom rodeo...

while doing a girl from behind (ideally one wearing her hair in pig tails), simultaneously switch to doing her in the pooper w/o telling her and start yelling some other girls name
as you do this, lean forward and grab her hair (as i said, pig tails is easiest)
see how long you can stay on before she bucks you off

i heard it called the bucking bronco.

another variant includes whispering "i have aids."

Posted by wizniz on May-01-2005 23:45:

honestly if you want to break up, the best way is to just smother her w/ affection love and compliments. be a super wussy

make her sick of you. its no fun having something thats so easy to attain.

Posted by Trancealot on May-01-2005 23:52:

quote:
Originally posted by loca
Cheat on them?

word...

I tell my GF only way I will break up with her is if she does that. Cheating mean someone does not love you anymore and someone else. Even if its for 1 second. It still means that person would give up everything for that second. Same goes for me.

to all guys out there if you have gf .. you can look but no touching

Posted by djkoolaide on May-01-2005 23:55:

quote:
Originally posted by teegee
i heard it called the bucking bronco.

another variant includes whispering "i have aids."

hahahahhhahahahah

that is great

Posted by cmack on May-02-2005 04:13:

Doing all these works:

Every time she calls, tell her you're call her back in 2 seconds...then don't.

When you make plans, show up 4 hours late. If she demands to know why you're late just say "Hey, I get here when I get here"

Drink most of her alcohol, go to her birthday party (puke from a moving car on the way), make a drunk ass of yourself, sing a shitty song at karaoke, and hit on a coworker of hers.

If that doesn't work...yeah go with faking your own death. Or herpes, either is good.

Posted by cmack on May-02-2005 04:33:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
Yah honestly being in a relationship with someone you want to break up with can be a lot of fun. Just do whatever the heck you want, play by your rules. If they don't like it, what do you care?

AMEN!!!