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Posted by D-res on May-02-2005 20:19:

Racist Jokes...!

OK... so before you jump to conclusions, i'd like to say that I've heard plenty of jokes about black people, hispanic people, jews, muslims, asians.. blah blah blah

what i want to hear are some racist jokes against white poeple.. make fun of me dammit!

Posted by Floorfiller on May-02-2005 20:21:

what do you call a white guy that dresses like a black dude??

D-Res

sorry i got nothing

Posted by UWM on May-02-2005 20:21:

What do you call a white guy with a small penis?

D-Res

Posted by D-res on May-02-2005 20:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
what do you call a white guy that dresses like a black dude??

D-Res

i wear abercrombie and fitch...

lmao

Posted by Floorfil|er on May-02-2005 20:22:

Why cant white men jump?

to busy making racist jokes than any thing else

Why did micheal jackson turn white?

so he can be gay too!!

Posted by nchs09 on May-02-2005 20:22:

quote:
Originally posted by D-res

i wear abercrombie and fitch...

lmao
wut black poele dont wear abrecrombie and fitch?

u racist cock! ;p

i kiddd

Posted by D-res on May-02-2005 20:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfil|er
Why cant white men jump?

to busy making racist jokes than any thing else

weak.. but racist none the less

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on May-02-2005 20:24:

there are plenty white trash jokes and hick joes.. redneck jokes.. dumb blonde jokes.. i wont mentino any because i dont want to get banned

Posted by D-res on May-02-2005 20:24:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
What do you call a white guy with a small penis?

D-Res

go online so i can call you an asshole!

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
wut black poele dont wear abrecrombie and fitch?

u racist cock! ;p

i kiddd

well.. it is a prodominantly white clothing brand.. i dont wanna make stereotypes or generalizations buuut... yeah

Posted by Floorfil|er on May-02-2005 20:26:

Four to the Floor I was sure, never seeing you clear
I could have it all, whenever you are near

Posted by Floorfiller on May-02-2005 20:26:

why can't white people play sports?

because they get beat up by all the brothas for having stupid names like D-Res..

Posted by Floorfil|er on May-02-2005 20:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
why can't white people play sports?

because they get beat up by all the brothas for having stupid names like D-Res..

dude im ashamed to be associated with you

*hangs head

Now Playing: KT Tunstall - Other Side of the World

Posted by nchs09 on May-02-2005 20:31:

quote:
Originally posted by D-res
go online so i can call you an asshole!

well.. it is a prodominantly white clothing brand.. i dont wanna make stereotypes or generalizations buuut... yeah
fubu fo lif3 y0

Posted by D-res on May-02-2005 20:37:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
fubu fo lif3 y0

actually my prom tux is made by fubu

its pretty sweet.. lol

Posted by Nostalgic on May-02-2005 20:56:

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them

What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

Posted by Floorfiller on May-02-2005 21:05:

only one or two of those were any good...

Posted by Basstard on May-02-2005 22:50:

points for effort tho..

Posted by Streakfury on May-02-2005 23:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Erotic Buddha
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

Posted by dj tek on May-02-2005 23:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Erotic Buddha

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them

What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

Posted by XoxidE on May-02-2005 23:47:

what you call a black guy on a bike?

thief!

dont hit me!

Posted by bas on May-02-2005 23:58:

Erotic Buddha

wtf is up with your sig? why is rock giving head? whyyyy

Posted by Jackson on May-03-2005 00:03:

quote:
Originally posted by XoxidE
what you call a black guy on a bike?

thief!

dont hit me!

OMG! That was so funny i could tell Neo!

Posted by XoxidE on May-03-2005 00:13:

oops, didnt read the all of the post...just the part where u say something about different types of people...

hmmm

what do a white guy doing liquid (dance) ?

milk

what do u call a white guy doing some bad liquid?

rotten milk..

no?

Posted by Nostalgic on May-03-2005 00:25:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
Erotic Buddha

wtf is up with your sig? why is rock giving head? whyyyy

its quite obvious rock and gai have something going on ever since forever

Posted by Fundamental on May-03-2005 00:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Erotic Buddha
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

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