get a job... (da-da-da-da-daaa-da-daaa-da -da)

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Posted by Acid John on May-04-2005 07:45:

get a job... (da-da-da-da-daaa-da-daaa-da -da)

you know... that oldies song?

ok.. fine... nvm.

anyway. little acid john needs a job. pretty much never had a real job in my life. but now im 16, got a car (a very pimpin 90 olds...*shakes head*), and have to pay for gas, and help my parents w/ insurance payments, etc....

ahem. so. at the mall around here, Lids is hiring. i figure, what the hell... a job's a job, and its just sellin hats. pretty easy job... (yes, if you're not familiar... lids is an entire storefront devoted to selling hats)

i picked up an application, and im lookin it over... name.. address... havent been convicted of a felony in the past 7 years... etc etc etc... then i get to the back side of it. the app asks for employment history and references... things i dont have.

so.. any proper ways to b/s a job app? or just look like an ass and leave a lot of it blank or with "n/a" next to a lot of it...

idk. just wondering.

Posted by Boomer187 on May-04-2005 07:59:

A job like lids...I doubt they check references and previous employers. Also see if they have an optino that asks if they can contact teh previous employer. check that no if your bs'in

I'd just leave it blank

Posted by Omega_Blue on May-04-2005 08:02:

i'd leave it blank. you're 16, how many previous jobs do they expect you to have?

Posted by idoru on May-04-2005 08:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_Blue
i'd leave it blank. you're 16, how many previous jobs do they expect you to have?

Yep. I'd include some references, though. Just a family friend or someone like that who can vouch for you (if they do, for some weird reason, decide to contact them).

Posted by medinaM5 on May-05-2005 04:17:

ugh part time jobs....i always got screwed when it came to the piss tests, which left me unemployed for roughly a year...no self control

Posted by prolikewhoa on May-05-2005 04:45:

my friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch
he tells me everyday
he says "man i really gotta lose my chick
in the worst kind of way"

she sits on her ass he works his hands to the bone
to give her money every payday
but she wants more dinero just to stay at home
well my friend, you gotta say:

"i won't pay
i won't pay ya
no waaaaay
now now why don't you get a job?
say no way, say no way ya
no waaaaay
now now why don't you get a job?"

i guess all his money, well it isn't enough
to keep her bill collecters at bay
i guess all his money, well it isn't enough
cause that girl's got expensive taste

"i won't pay
i won't pay ya
no waaaaay
now now why don't you get a job?
say no way, say no way ya
no waaaaay
now now why don't you get a job?"

well i guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all oh yeah
but hey man free rides just don't come along
every day

let me tell you about my other friend now

my friend's got a boyfriend and she hates that dick
she tells me every day
he wants more dinero just to stay at home
well my friend
you gotta say:

"i won't pay
i won't pay ya
no waaaaay
now now why don't you get a job?
say no way, say no way ya
no waaaaay
now now why don't you get a job?"

oh yeah
i won't give ya no money
i always pay
now now why don't you get a job
say no way, say no way ya, no way
now now Why don't you get a
job!

Posted by Acid John on May-05-2005 06:41:

yay. offspring.

Posted by flavdave on May-05-2005 06:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Acid John
yay. offspring.

Yay. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da rip-off.