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Posted by Coup on May-10-2005 21:30:

I just got owned

i went to pick my sister up from work. she gets in, and i start my 3-point turn (turn in the road) to turn around to drive back the same way. the road isnt very wide, with cars on one side, so it takes a good full 3-point turn to be able to do it. anyway, i start my move and now im 90 degrees to the road (bonnet and boot (trunk)) both facing the curb/sidewalk, and this sports car comes flying around the bend, and pulls up on his side of the road (and theres cars on the other side parked) within like 6" of my car. so not only can i not carry on my move, he cant move either coz im blocking him in. so i take my hands off the wheel and start clapping in my seat thinking "what a fucking twat", and his door opens. outcomes this huge fucking beefcake, proper wrestler style, skinhead, the works. my window was already down and he said "whats ur fucking problem" towering 9 feet above me, im like (already knowing hes seen me clapping his amazing driving) "im just trying to get out mate", he says "well fuck off then u piece of shit", moves his car and waves me on. i honestly thought he was gona lamp me one lol.

just no need tho, i was being a sarcastic c*nt yes, but at the same time pulling right upto someone whos already half way thro a turn in the road isnt going to help anyone, and just block the road.

and before someone says "u should have smacked him", even if i had have gone for a fight, he'd have eaten be for breakfast lol.

Posted by Mr. Pink on May-10-2005 21:33:

shoulda flipped him off as you left

Posted by squirrelly on May-10-2005 21:33:

Hahahhahaah poor coupers

Posted by Floorfiller on May-10-2005 21:34:

hahahaha that's a great story...i love that you started clapping hahaha...

Posted by l�cid on May-10-2005 21:38:

i hate road rage. whenever someone gets pissed off at me and honks or gives me the finger, i just roll down my window and flash 'em a big smile, wave, and give 'em a thumbs up. they're usually so confused that they forget to be pissed.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on May-10-2005 21:40:

Re: I just got owned

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Originally posted by Coup
so i take my hands off the wheel and start clapping in my seat thinking "what a fucking twat",

classic!

What a moron anyway: pulling right up to you while youre making a 13 point turn; what a toss pot.

That's one of the reason why I always have a crowbar underneath the passengers seat. The other reasons I am not at liberty to discuss.

Posted by Floorfiller on May-10-2005 21:40:

i know this guy who has teh worst road rage. if someone cuts him off or something he seriously like follows them til they stop and then he gets out and cuses at them. thing too is this guy is a big scary dude. he's like 6'4 300 lbs and looks wierd so i'd be fucking scared as hell. i mean, one time this dude followed these people because they flipped him off and then he took a shit in the back of their truck...that's how fucked up he is

Posted by UWM on May-10-2005 21:42:

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Originally posted by Floorfiller
i mean, one time this dude followed these people because they flipped him off and then he took a shit in the back of their truck...that's how fucked up he is

Posted by Coup on May-10-2005 21:43:

i was already quite rilled up anyway coz i stuck behind this old guy in a campervan most the way home on on mainly 60mph roads doing 45, i tried to overtake like 3 times but there was either a car, or he moved to the right of his lane making my vision to overtaking impared, and then when we got to the 30mph residential he stays at 40-45 flying thro it. eventually i got past him tho.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on May-10-2005 21:44:

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Originally posted by Floorfiller
he's like 6'4 300 lbs and ...he took a shit in the back of their truck...that's how fucked up he is

woot for scat!

Whenever im angry & in a fight, the last thing I think about is taking a shit. What a weirdo.

Posted by Mr. Pink on May-10-2005 21:51:

i hardly ever get mad when driving........

i cut people off all the time, i drive very aggresively, but im safe.

its how you gotta be in san juan, PR. no rules, just controlled chaos.

so i drive here in the ATL and im swerving and cutting people off and whatnot, but its funny cuz all my friends who bitch at my driving........ they drive so slow and gay, always get pissed off when people cut them off, they are such angry people and to top it all off- THEY HAVE ALL CRASHED and/or totalled their cars.

i have NEVER been in an accident BWhahahahaha!!

id rather be the asshole than be the pussy.

and its funny when some one cuts ME off and whoever is in shotgun screams "OH MAN WHAT AN ASSHOLE!"
and im like "....meh, i woulda done the same"

Posted by igottaknow on May-10-2005 21:52:

Re: I just got owned

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Originally posted by Coup
i went to pick my sister up from work. she gets in, and i start my 3-point turn (turn in the road) ...

what sort of job does ur sis do working on the street?

Posted by Boomer187 on May-10-2005 21:52:

not much to do except make him look like an impatient ass, which I believe ya did.

Posted by Floorfiller on May-10-2005 21:53:

next time i see someone like that i'm so just going to start clapping that is the funniest shit evar hahaha

Posted by l�cid on May-10-2005 22:00:

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Originally posted by Floorfiller
i know this guy who has teh worst road rage. if someone cuts him off or something he seriously like follows them til they stop and then he gets out and cuses at them.

some wanker in a Saab followed me all the way downtown one time just because i wouldn't let him merge into my lane when he was in the exit only lane (and they warn you like 2 miles in advance, i hate when people try to speed through the exit lane then cut over into the traffic that's been sitting there waiting patiently)... so this guy follows me downtown the entire way like 15 miles, and once i got off the freeway he was taking every turn that i took, so i drove right to the police station.

needless to say, he didn't follow me there.

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thing too is this guy is a big scary dude. he's like 6'4 300 lbs and looks wierd so i'd be fucking scared as hell. i mean, one time this dude followed these people because they flipped him off and then he took a shit in the back of their truck...that's how fucked up he is

hahahah that would certainly piss someone off! good strategy.

Posted by Coup on May-10-2005 22:01:

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Originally posted by l�cid
some wanker in a Saab followed me all the way downtown one time just because i wouldn't let him merge into my lane when he was in the exit only lane (and they warn you like 2 miles in advance, i hate when people try to speed through the exit lane then cut over into the traffic that's been sitting there waiting patiently)... so this guy follows me downtown the entire way like 15 miles, and once i got off the freeway he was taking every turn that i took, so i drove right to the police station.

needless to say, he didn't follow me there.

haha good thinking.

Posted by igottaknow on May-10-2005 22:05:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
so this guy follows me downtown the entire way like 15 miles, and once i got off the freeway he was taking every turn that i took, so i drove right to the police station.

needless to say, he didn't follow me there. .

i would have panicked and driven to a strip club

Posted by nchs09 on May-10-2005 22:07:

u mess with mah sig... i send the skin heads after u.. is that simple

Posted by Floorfiller on May-10-2005 22:07:

Posted by Floorfiller on May-10-2005 22:08:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
i would have panicked and driven to a strip club

Posted by Coup on May-10-2005 22:09:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
u mess with mah sig... i send the skin heads after u.. is that simple

haha, and another mod took it out. lol. no more sig abuse.

Posted by nchs09 on May-10-2005 22:10:

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Originally posted by Coup
haha, and another mod took it out. lol. no more sig abuse.
heheh it was fun while it lasted

Posted by Jim on May-10-2005 22:16:

Haha, lucky he didn't just lamp you one

Where did all this happen anyway Coup?

Posted by nchs09 on May-10-2005 22:33:

hahah i just got the funniest pic in my head of coup getting confronted by the big guy and he goes.. B4N!!!!

Posted by Ian on May-10-2005 22:39:

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Originally posted by nchs09
hahah i just got the funniest pic in my head of coup getting confronted by the big guy and he goes.. B4N!!!!

"i have a lock and i'm not afraid to use it"

i think when he visits in 3 weeks im just going to stand in the middle of the road as he pulls up, clapping. Hopefully there won't be many injuries, just a ruptured spleen, internal bleeding etc cos i know he wouldn't slow down nor stop

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