My friend is trying to get fired from work.....

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Posted by Lotus on May-11-2005 01:49:

My friend is trying to get fired from work.....

He's tried large amounts of profanity, sexual harassment, and some other things.

Any funny ideas?

*Disclaimer* This has nothing to do with me really. I'm just helping him out. I do not condone anything you guys say that might incriminate him, and do not reflect upon my views or opinions. *Disclaimer*

Posted by DarkAngel on May-11-2005 01:50:

Tell him to find a work computer and download pr0n.

Posted by Matt on May-11-2005 01:54:

run off 1000 copies of lemon party and post them on the frigde, bulletin boards, doors....etc.

Posted by Boomer187 on May-11-2005 01:57:

take a dump on someone elses desk.

Posted by aka "O" on May-11-2005 01:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
take a dump on someone elses desk.

If that doesnt do it then I think your friend will just have to quit

Posted by Sunsnail on May-11-2005 02:00:

Hm, why not quit?

Just be straight foward and honest. His employer, I'm sure, would rather him just quit than having to fire him. If its a business/restaurant it could ruin their reputation if he printed out lemon party pictures

Posted by Evil_Gnome on May-11-2005 02:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
Hm, why not quit?

Just be straight foward and honest. His employer, I'm sure, would rather him just quit than having to fire him. If its a business/restaurant it could ruin their reputation if he printed out lemon party pictures

That isn't a very CORe like response.

Posted by Sunsnail on May-11-2005 02:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Evil_Gnome
That isn't a very CORe like response.

+1

(there, I redeemed myself!)

Posted by torontotrance on May-11-2005 02:58:

quit but I bet he's a pussy

anyway easiest way to get fired is to steal from your company but you get blacklisted.

Posted by RandomGirl on May-11-2005 03:35:

What's a lemon party?

Posted by idoru on May-11-2005 03:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
What's a lemon party?

Check teh PM.

Oh, and if I wanted to get fired and go out really memorable, I'd use the Goatse man in some sort of creative way.

Posted by prolikewhoa on May-11-2005 03:42:

Re: My friend is trying to get fired from work.....

quote:
Originally posted by Lotus
He's tried large amounts of profanity, sexual harassment, and some other things.

Any funny ideas?

*Disclaimer* This has nothing to do with me really. I'm just helping him out. I do not condone anything you guys say that might incriminate him, and do not reflect upon my views or opinions. *Disclaimer*

uhhh...why doesn't he just quit?

Posted by Kitikat on May-11-2005 03:45:

He should put his boss's stapler in Jello. It will be especially effective if its a Swingline stapler that his boss is very attached to.

Posted by RandomGirl on May-11-2005 03:45:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
Check teh PM.

Oh, and if I wanted to get fired and go out really memorable, I'd use the Goatse man in some sort of creative way.

I really wish I didn't ask...

Posted by fitom tiel on May-11-2005 03:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
What's a lemon party?

shall i direct her to the lemon party? you decide.

[edit:] whoa took a bit long there

Posted by igottaknow on May-11-2005 04:37:

don't show up to work for a couple of weeks, that should do the trick

Posted by Zenchowdah on May-11-2005 04:38:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
don't show up to work for a couple of weeks, that should do the trick

"its the implied 'i quit'. i just did it, but i didnt feel like saying it, so i let you figure it out."

Posted by D-res on May-11-2005 04:39:

just have him grab his bosses package and squeeze and twist while screaming at the top of his lungs some old fucked up lost chinese dialect or some random african click language bullshit...

that should do the job

Posted by vrahnos on May-11-2005 05:02:

tell him to put out his dick and hit it on the desk

Posted by Tranc3 on May-11-2005 07:46:

Is he going for a severance package?

Posted by twisted on May-11-2005 08:00:

quote:
Originally posted by vrahnos
tell him to put out his dick and hit it on the desk

you have some pretty bad posts...

Posted by Ian on May-11-2005 08:02:

tell the boss you fingered his daughter & ask if he wants to lick your fingers

Posted by DJ Cinos on May-11-2005 08:05:

The thing is, at least here, you get more money if you get fired than if you quit... or at least you get it faster.

I would simply go in with a boombox, turned up loud, filled with my favorite music. It'd be fun, and very disturbing to the others.

Posted by vrahnos on May-11-2005 19:18:

quote:
Originally posted by twisted
you have some pretty bad posts...

Posted by EarnYourKeep on May-11-2005 19:32:

he wants to get fired so he can claim unemployment from the govt.

if you quit, you can't claim unemployment and have the govt cut you a $300 check per week lols

oh yea this is applicable only if you've worked at the company for more than a year

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