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I think I have an infection in my weener

It hurts when I go wee-wee and the skin on the head is slightly coarse.

you shoudl take your dog to the vet too and get him treated also.

Oh boy.

Go see a urologist ASAP.

We covered all the STDs today in Health, and I can't remember the symptoms for ANYTHING

It could be chlamydia

dont masturbate with pumice.

pumice?

a little from column 'A' and a little from column 'B'

hahaha

pumice is a rock used for pedicures n stuff..buffing and getting rid of dead skin on your heels...i would imagine it would hurt using it against your penis.


i dunno, but why would u tell us? we're just gonna make fun of u and not be helpful. well darkangel was, bless his heart.

Amputate it before it spreads.

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Originally posted by Orbax dont masturbate with pumice.

I literally laughed out loud when I read that!

Theres been threads worse than this.... I think

Could be a water infection....does it feel like u need to piss all the time? even after you have just been?

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Originally posted by Slylee i dunno, but why would u tell us? we're just gonna make fun of u and not be helpful. well darkangel was, bless his heart.

Re: I think I have an infection in my weener

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Originally posted by meneedit It hurts when I go wee-wee and the skin on the head is slightly coarse.

It sound like you have Ballistic Organ Syndrome. It's bad news.

Symptoms

Ballistic Organ Syndrome can initially be spotted on the skin by its coarse texture. There may also be slight pain in the region of the infected organ (EG: It may hurt to urinate if the Bladder is infected). Organ Syndrome manifests as a sudden, explosive discharge of one or more bodily organs at high velocity; this exit may be accompanied by some pain. There are two known variants: subsonic Ballistitis, in which the velocity of ejection does not exceed that of sound, and distinguished by an explosive discharge from throat or anus accompanied by a release of wet, atomized bodily contents; and supersonic Ballistitis, in which the organ exits the body by the path of least resistance, breaking free directly through muscle, tendon, bone, and skin tissues.

Supersonic Ballistitis is the more dangerous manifestation, as the ejecta exceed the speed of sound and therefore strike without warning. Surprisingly, however, the high energy of supersonic Ballistitis discharge cauterizes the surface of the organ and sterilizes the ejected bodily contents, so that the overall risk of infection is less than that of subsonic Ballistitis.

In rare cases, the Ballistitis virus infects the patient's entire body. Eventually, some event causes one or more cells to rupture, after which the patient's body is disrupted in an explosive ejection of all bodily organs. This manifestation of the syndrome frequently occasions the death of the patient; at best, the loss of all bodily organs will cause considerable inconvenience and distress (as set out in Doctor Buckhead Mudthumper's Encyclopedia of Forgotten Oriental Diseases).

The Ballistitis retrovirus may be transmitted through direct contact with organic ejecta or through inhalation of atomized bodily contents. Medical personnel dealing with infected patients are strongly recommended to seek the advice of a military fortifications engineer to assist in deploying sandbagging and overhead protection, as ejected organs can travel a considerable distance and explode with some force on impact. When handling a patient at close quarters, respirator masks and ballistic body armor are strongly recommended as prophylaxis. Under no circumstances should a patient be immersed in water or any similarly incompressible fluid, placed in close proximity to load-bearing members of any structure, or surrounded by objects that might become lethal shrapnel in the event of an explosion.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ .

that has to be BS right????

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Originally posted by Sunsnail that has to be BS right????

It's as real as Leprosy!

here's a link:

http://www.randomhouse.com/bantamde...-6&view=excerpt

http://edition.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ...eview.diseases/

Read this. It was an entry in a medical book written by fantasy/sci-fi writers. Its fake...Snopes doesnt come up with it, but CNN does.

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Originally posted by Jackson http://edition.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ...eview.diseases/ Read this. It was an entry in a medical book written by fantasy/sci-fi writers. Its fake...Snopes doesnt come up with it, but CNN does.

sssshhhhhh!! I wanted him to think his weener is going to explode!

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ sssshhhhhh!! I wanted him to think his weener is going to explode!

WEll if it makes u feel better...i believed you 75%...thats why i ran a search on it

exploding penis huh

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ sssshhhhhh!! I wanted him to think his weener is going to explode!

hehe... weener... explode...

I was gonna say, I didnt think it was that bad

Its better now anyway, the skin is slowly flaking and it doesnt hurt anymore.

man, I feel sorry for people that have ever passed a stone.

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Originally posted by meneedit Theres been threads worse than this.... I think

my "we will have rectum" and "i shot my stuff in a three year old's ear" come to mind.

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Originally posted by Slylee hahaha pumice is a rock used for pedicures n stuff..buffing and getting rid of dead skin on your heels...i would imagine it would hurt using it against your penis. i dunno, but why would u tell us? we're just gonna make fun of u and not be helpful. well darkangel was, bless his heart.

jea, and stay stuff like "pics or stfu"

Take some AZO. Plus it makes your pee turn orange so it's fun too!

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