Problem to Consider (for the beer drinkers)

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Posted by torontotrance on May-13-2005 17:47:

Problem to Consider (for the beer drinkers)

K we all know that wine coolers are for pussies

so play along with my situation then answer, you do not have any beer with you and you go to a bbq and you are not drunk either (sorry boomer). They offer you a wine cooler at this BBQ and you say where is the beer and they say we don't have any. So do you leave the party for good and go get tanked or go to the beer store and stock up.

discuss please

Posted by Floorfiller on May-13-2005 17:49:

i drink the wine coolers

free wine coolers on a nice bbq day is better than having to pay for beer duh...

Posted by torontotrance on May-13-2005 17:49:

you are a pussy jason

wine coolers are for pussies

Posted by Floorfiller on May-13-2005 17:50:

coming from you...i'm ok with that...

Posted by torontotrance on May-13-2005 17:51:

you realize that BBQ means Beer and BarbeQue

Posted by l�cid on May-13-2005 17:51:

is this a staff BBQ for Ladies Home Journal?

Posted by fitom tiel on May-13-2005 17:52:

depends on the amount of wine coolers present.

i'd drink until there appeared to not be enough to get tanked, then proceed to the beer store to stock up. not alone, but with a group of fellow drunkards.

the real question here, though, is, who mixes wine coolers with meat?

Posted by torontotrance on May-13-2005 17:52:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
is this a staff BBQ for Ladies Home Journal?

valid pt lucid, it is not a real BBQ then

Posted by Steve Stephano on May-13-2005 17:53:

I would stock up and return with beer. In fact I have been to a few parties where people just drink wine... I always bring my own beer.

Posted by occrider on May-13-2005 17:53:

Get some rubbing alcohol and make the wine cooler "manly".

Posted by NiteMer on May-13-2005 17:53:

It depends on many important variables.

1) Distance to the nearest liquor store.
2) Who's driving? (I am on a red license currently, and can't drive)
3) How many good looking girls are there?
4) What else is going on?

If the lq is close, and a ride is available, and there are some good looking girls/slash cool guys worth hanging with, and there isn't something better going on, I go buy the beer and party down.

If the lq is far, but all other requirements are met, I'll drink the damn wine coolers, but I won't be happy about it.

Posted by Moral Hazard on May-13-2005 17:54:

they still make wine coolers? Wow, I haven't seen one of those in 5 years.... ever since the gay guy who lived next door to me moved.

To answer your question... if the women at the BBQ are hot you go get beer and come back, if not then go elsewhere.... unless you haven't eaten yet... if you haven't eaten grab a plate for the road.

Posted by torontotrance on May-13-2005 17:56:

for those who replied

women or beer...you can only have one!

Posted by Sinatra on May-13-2005 17:56:

I have yet to go to a bbq and no beer be present.. And anyways I would stick my favourite beverage, Canada Dry. Beer is for pizza for me..

Posted by jonze on May-13-2005 17:56:

id go buy some Franzia

Posted by l�cid on May-13-2005 17:57:

quote:
Originally posted by NiteMer
3) How many good looking girls are there?

good point, erik. considering the only alcoholic beverage is wine coolers, my guess is that it's a predominantly female get-together.

but when i hear "wine coolers" i think "middle aged suburban moms"

Posted by fitom tiel on May-13-2005 17:57:

quote:
Originally posted by torontotrance
for those who replied

women or beer...you can only have one!

this is not true

Posted by Floorfiller on May-13-2005 17:57:

any respectable bbq should have plenty of both honestly. i mean...you need girls at your party...so you need something for them if they don't like beer...

Posted by torontotrance on May-13-2005 17:58:

quote:
Originally posted by fitom tiel
this is not true

i'm asking the questions numbnut

Posted by Moral Hazard on May-13-2005 17:58:

quote:
Originally posted by torontotrance
women or beer...you can only have one!

Quite often this is true because too much beer and your ability to pick up women disappears.

Posted by Moral Hazard on May-13-2005 17:59:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
but when i hear "wine coolers" i think "middle aged suburban moms"

Or flamers!

Posted by NiteMer on May-13-2005 17:59:

Note: If it's jungle juice, I'll drink it.

Posted by fitom tiel on May-13-2005 17:59:

quote:
Originally posted by torontotrance
i'm asking the questions numbnut

i'm making the witty comments

Posted by NiteMer on May-13-2005 18:00:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
good point, erik. considering the only alcoholic beverage is wine coolers, my guess is that it's a predominantly female get-together.

but when i hear "wine coolers" i think "middle aged suburban moms"

Or young girls.

Posted by Moral Hazard on May-13-2005 18:01:

quote:
Originally posted by fitom tiel
i'm making the witty comments

no, you're not

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