Feel Like Getting a Hooker Tonight

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Posted by Nautilus on May-21-2005 01:52:

Feel Like Getting a Hooker Tonight

I need a fuc#ing tonight and I don't feel like putting effort and time into making it happen. Might as well take the money I would have spent on drinks for my frequent, just cut to the chase, and give it to someone I won't have to deal with once it's over.

Posted by tranceDJ on May-21-2005 01:55:

Hookers would be great if STD's didn't exist. Waste of money though IMO when you could just take care of it yourself even though it's not the same.

Posted by Nautilus on May-21-2005 01:56:

well, i'd make sure i didn't receive fellatio and i wore a rubber

how much do Vegas Hookers run? though I'd probably be better off going to a "massage" parlor in LA.

Posted by beats and beeps on May-21-2005 02:01:

Isn't there a hooker on tranceaddict.com?

Whatername...has a website...I forget. It was in some thread.

Posted by bobba lou on May-21-2005 02:03:

its cheaper then wasting time, money, and effort on some chic that is not gonna put out...

Posted by bobba lou on May-21-2005 02:04:

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
Isn't there a hooker on tranceaddict.com?

Whatername...has a website...I forget. It was in some thread.

oh and is krysta the name you are looking for

Posted by Nautilus on May-21-2005 02:05:

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
Isn't there a hooker on tranceaddict.com?

Whatername...has a website...I forget. It was in some thread.

awesome . let us know if you remember.

I'm out for a bit. Gonna go watch that movie about the people in Space everyone seems to be taking about with some friends, then I'll ask them if anyone wants to get a working-girl.

Posted by |cEbLu3 on May-21-2005 02:05:

quote:
Originally posted by bobba lou
oh and is krysta the name you are looking for

Posted by Nautilus on May-21-2005 02:05:

quote:
Originally posted by bobba lou
its cheaper then wasting time, money, and effort on some chic that is not gonna put out...

my thoughts exactly.

i'm outtie

Posted by Nautilus on May-21-2005 02:06:

quote:
Originally posted by bobba lou
oh and is krysta the name you are looking for

Krysta, if you read this, PM me your rates

Posted by beats and beeps on May-21-2005 02:06:

quote:
Originally posted by bobba lou
oh and is krysta the name you are looking for

Could be. I wouldn't want to make false accusations though. I just heard through word of mouth on msn.

Apparantly I missed the thread.

Posted by Boomer187 on May-21-2005 02:11:

Your looking for at least $300 in a vegas hooker. Most go around $600 er so. The thing about them is you can make any request you want. Say you like to throw sliced turkey on her ass, or you wanna dump mustard all over her while she stands in dishwater....anything goes.

easiest and coolest thing to do is get an escort though, they come over, you discuss a rate, you go out, she does whatever ya want.....yea you might have to pay for shit....but then at the end you do her, ya pay her, then she leaves.

vegas rocks.

Posted by beats and beeps on May-21-2005 02:21:

Oh apparantly its "softcore model"

Posted by Mr. Pink on May-21-2005 03:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Nautilus
Krysta, if you read this, PM me your rates

aaahahahahahahahaha

so wrong

Posted by nchs09 on May-21-2005 03:18:

im so fuckd up.. i could use a good fuck :-D

Posted by Miss Bliss on May-21-2005 03:24:

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Posted by nchs09 on May-21-2005 03:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Bliss
fuck fu ck fukc cufkiufkuckiufkiufckcuk ulkadsj;lkfjaskjdhgkjh ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
fr0st = stallion

Posted by Nautilus on May-21-2005 04:03:

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
Oh apparantly its "softcore model"

softcore, BOO. i want some penetraTION!!!

just picked up the tickets to that Star Wars flick. movie starts in about an hour and a half. going to go watch the show, then it's penetration time right after.

btw Boomer, since you're the "escort" expert, you have any recommendations next time i'm in the Vegas?

Posted by Nautilus on May-21-2005 04:18:

ha, just spoke to my friend about getting some he said go here WSG

might hit up TJ after the show since my friend is down

Posted by Boomer187 on May-21-2005 04:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Nautilus

btw Boomer, since you're the "escort" expert, you have any recommendations next time i'm in the Vegas?

teh phone book has over 100 pages of escorts

or go to mandalay bay, or nobu at the MGM.

Posted by Dj Dissent on May-21-2005 07:54:

ok...am i the only one here who would never ever go for a hooker? C'mon guys!!

Posted by Slylee on May-21-2005 18:55:

hahaha

make sure she's toothless and nasty...then u can REALLY have ur way with her

Posted by igottaknow on May-21-2005 19:30:

some pimp was bothering me down in mexico trying to sell me a hooker. its not the way to go. i suggest you hook up with ur best friend's little sister.

Posted by dbb on May-21-2005 20:21:

Just a quick question: Are call girls hookers? I mean, they cost like 1 000 times more, but do they get sexual with you? or are call girls just for "dates"?

It's lame, but I've always wondered. Anyways, when I have accumulated enough wealth, my dream is moving to London and playing with different call girls every week.

Posted by wizniz on May-21-2005 20:31:

http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/00favorites.html
see:
THE BAGGIE & THE MATTRESS
Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your penis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your penis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your penis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie.

...

i use it before a night w/ the gals to kill some of my horny so they dont suspect anyting lol

id never do a hooker... if u play ur cards right at a bar u can have a chick buying you drinks and prob get laid in one night gl, man