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Sneezing Blood
Mah nose has been bleeding off and on for the past 30-40 mins or so, and I finally got it to coagulate into a clot inside my nostril.
And then....
I sneezed.
Discuss.
gross. put a tampon up your nose.. . good absorbancy.
better than ejaculating blood?
hehehheehe funny story
rather tasteless, so those of you who cannot bear, dont read.
anyways
about ninth grade, my buddy is staying over at my house, and we're playing playstation or something, drinking loads of mt dew, getting hyper as hell on caffeine. its summer, and hot, so we go outside to chill for a while, and my nose is all stuffy cuz i have a summer cold, hate those things. anyways, i take a papertowel, roll it up, and stick it up my nose, q-tip style, in attempts to clean out any blockage. my buddy dares me to see how far up i can jam it. i comply. it gets quite a ways in, when it starts to itch, and i feel as though i have to sneeze. being the caffeined up little kid i was, when i sneezed, i plugged the opposite nostril, and the paper towel flew out, trailing a long tail of blood, snot, and other nasal juices. this still gets brought up at parties. man, i miss high school
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| Originally posted by Zenchowdah hehehheehe funny story rather tasteless, so those of you who cannot bear, dont read. anyways about ninth grade, my buddy is staying over at my house, and we're playing playstation or something, drinking loads of mt dew, getting hyper as hell on caffeine. its summer, and hot, so we go outside to chill for a while, and my nose is all stuffy cuz i have a summer cold, hate those things. anyways, i take a papertowel, roll it up, and stick it up my nose, q-tip style, in attempts to clean out any blockage. my buddy dares me to see how far up i can jam it. i comply. it gets quite a ways in, when it starts to itch, and i feel as though i have to sneeze. being the caffeined up little kid i was, when i sneezed, i plugged the opposite nostril, and the paper towel flew out, trailing a long tail of blood, snot, and other nasal juices. this still gets brought up at parties. man, i miss high school |
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| Originally posted by tranceDJ LOL, it's great when you're young and the only drug you have is caffeine. |
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| Originally posted by wienerschnitzel gross. put a tampon up your nose.. . good absorbancy. |
Oh yeah I sneezed again.
was there more blood?
did you try holding your head back, and applying pressure
with some kleenex?
dry apartments/houses can cause bleeding noses,
get a humidifier, but umm yeah tampons, get the teen ones, they're more slender!
they'll fit up your nose better!
haemophilia sucks ass...
if you don't have any tampons you can roll up some bounty
paper towel up there, the quicker picker upper.
Or u could hook up a dyson and let it suck sll the blood out :P
Sorry didn't read all. 2 many bloody details make me 
If you sneeze blood that means your body is low on Vitamin C. SO get those oranges, vitamine pill out of the closet asap.
I remember the days where i used to get really bad nose bleeds, id put tissue up my nose to stop it pouring everywhere, then after like 20 mins id take it away n id have liek a hanging bit of jelly blood hangin out my nose, pull on that n a HUGE blood clot would fall out. That was quality 
Just a thought... but perhaps you should stop snorting coke?
Sorry dude, sounds like nose cancer.
Nice knowing you...
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| Originally posted by Renegade Sorry dude, sounds like nose cancer. Nice knowing you... |
stop snorting coke
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| Originally posted by neural defect stop snorting coke |
Re: Re: Sneezing Blood
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| Originally posted by josh4 omfg ... raging dorkosaurus no one wants to hear about your nose bleeds. you remind me of that kid in family guy whos in love with meg, the geek with the currly orange hair. your name is like milton or something i bet isnt it |
stop picking your nose and eating it ...
I blow thats shit out. Lets says if I blow and its been more than 4-5 min doing that , then I hit the ol paper and pull my head back for a few more minutes.
You can't lose that much blood. Remember in fight club yuo can lose about a pint of your own blood and still be fine. or is it drink??
The only time I've ever sneezed blood has been when doing tooooooo much coke! But I guess this isn't the case?
stick hemmorroid suppositories up ur nose then duck tape ur nostrils closed
try to shave your brain, through your nose.
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