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Posted by igottaknow on May-25-2005 19:28:

Girl Question

My little nephew asked me last weekend, "How do girls pee? Why don't they have a pee pee? Where does it come out?" I was at a loss so I told him I'd have to get back to him. So ladies can you help me out? What should I say in the event this comes up again? Come to think of it, it kinda seems dumb you don't have a penis to pee with.

Posted by placebo on May-25-2005 19:31:

Make up some weird story and corrupt his small mind.

Posted by placebo on May-25-2005 19:32:

And are you sure it's not you who wants to know how girls pee, and this nephew question is just something you made up?

Posted by DjLiMZ. on May-25-2005 19:37:

Show him some porn vid of some dirty hoes having pee'ing sessions prob solved :P

Posted by jonSun on May-25-2005 19:37:

Just tell him to spy on his mom or grandma.

Posted by Moral Hazard on May-25-2005 19:37:

I don't believe in euphamisms or dumbing things down for kids so if I were you I'd tell him women's urine exits via their urethras... then I'd break out the anatomy text book and show him the illustrations.

Posted by placebo on May-25-2005 19:38:

quote:
Originally posted by DjLiMZ.
Show him some porn vid of some dirty hoes having pee'ing sessions prob solved :P

Good idea!

Posted by arek on May-25-2005 20:51:

they sweat it out.

Posted by igottaknow on May-25-2005 21:18:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
Because they touched themselves at night and God chopped it off!

+ or - 1 (i haven't decided yet)

kids ask the darnest things

Posted by Cloudburst on May-25-2005 21:21:

as kids we thought girls were funny because they pissed from their ass...

Posted by requiemofnanqel on May-25-2005 21:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I don't believe in euphamisms or dumbing things down for kids so if I were you I'd tell him women's urine exits via their urethras... then I'd break out the anatomy text book and show him the illustrations.

+1 and pending on his age break it down in a manner that it'll be in his capability to comprehend

Posted by igottaknow on May-25-2005 21:38:

quote:
Originally posted by requiemofnanqel
+1 and pending on his age break it down in a manner that it'll be in his capability to comprehend

he's 8. maybe i'll make a slit in a lemon, put it between my thighs and squeeze it. would that make an effective demonstration?

Posted by mezzir on May-25-2005 21:40:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
he's 8yrs. maybe i'll make a slit in a lemon, put it between my thighs and squeeze it. would that make an effective demonstration?

i've said it before, i'll say it again
women are innies, men are outies
thats all there is to it

Posted by requiemofnanqel on May-25-2005 21:45:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
he's 8. maybe i'll make a slit in a lemon, put it between my thighs and squeeze it. would that make an effective demonstration?

could work, it all depends on what kind of analogy you use..lol

Posted by igottaknow on May-25-2005 21:48:

quote:
Originally posted by mezzir

i've said it before, i'll say it again
women are innies, men are outies
thats all there is to it

seriously, i like that analogy, i think i'll use it. hope he knows what innies and outies are, might also lead to the belly button question...

Posted by itsamemario on May-25-2005 22:45:

he has most likely forgotten all about it already..

Posted by nchs09 on May-25-2005 22:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Cloudburst
as kids we thought girls were funny because they pissed from their ass...

Posted by AirPole on May-25-2005 22:51:

Aren't little nephews the best? Mine is 3 years old, but I can honestly say that he is one darn smart kid for his age. When he is over at my place playing GTA: San Andreas, he really knows whats happening on screen and everything. Oh yeah and a few days ago he phoned me in the morning and said he just wanted to say hi and then he hung up on me. CUTE!

Posted by DarkAngel on May-25-2005 23:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Cloudburst
as kids we thought girls were funny because they pissed from their ass...

Posted by igottaknow on May-25-2005 23:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Cloudburst
as kids we thought girls were funny because they pissed from their ass...

what are you saying they really don't? now I'm really confused

Posted by Slylee on May-25-2005 23:36:

"women have vaginas and they are very very dirty and they make you do things that no man should ever do, like talk baby talk, or buy tapons at the store...stay young, and get routine coodie shots"

Posted by igottaknow on May-25-2005 23:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
"women have vaginas and they are very very dirty and they make you do things that no man should ever do, like talk baby talk, or buy tapons at the store...stay young, and get routine coodie shots"

we've already had that conversation we're now trying to solve the mystery female pee pee. come on pay attention this is important, you might even learn something

Posted by bas on May-25-2005 23:49:

quote:
Originally posted by arek
they sweat it out.

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
"women have vaginas and they are very very dirty and they make you do things that no man should ever do, like talk baby talk, or buy tapons at the store...stay young, and get routine coodie shots"

my favorite ones so far

Posted by D-res on May-25-2005 23:50:

Re: Girl Question

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
My little nephew asked me last weekend, "How do girls pee? Why don't they have a pee pee? Where does it come out?" I was at a loss so I told him I'd have to get back to him. So ladies can you help me out? What should I say in the event this comes up again? Come to think of it, it kinda seems dumb you don't have a penis to pee with.

you dont know, do you?

Posted by RandomGirl on May-26-2005 00:03:

Show him THIS *SAFE*

Essentially, it is just a little hole below the clitoris, and above the vagina. No big deal.

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