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ok we all do it so be honest.. what are your most clever funniest pick up lines and reactions.

i was at the bar last week and i went up to this girl and said


"nice kabous.. how much for the ride?" and i got a nice slap in the face

Can I borrow $10 to buy you a drink.

"wanna make 5 bucks?"

"wana make a video?

"Don't I know you from somewhere?"

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit ok we all do it so be honest.. what are your most clever funniest pick up lines and reactions. i was at the bar last week and i went up to this girl and said "nice kabous.. how much for the ride?" and i got a nice slap in the face

nope we all don't use them lol...i never use them, i just go up and say, "hey ladies how's it goin?" then introduce myself, that always works best...pickup lines seem too cheesy and fake

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 nope we all don't use them lol...i never use them, i just go up and say, "hey ladies how's it goin?" then introduce myself, that always works best...pickup lines seem too cheesy and fake

exactly. we all know simple normal conversation works wonders compared to "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!".

process?...get her to laugh, then see if she'll laugh (flirtatiously) at jokes that include something between you and her. if you've got this, and you have any game at all? you'll do alright that night.

"I need to take a dump, do you want to wipe my arse?"

This advice is difficult to beat.

My fav is "Yeah, you're pretty, but what else have you got going for you?"

http://www.sosuave.com/articles/screening.htm

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Originally posted by t�bias This advice is difficult to beat. My fav is "Yeah, you're pretty, but what else have you got going for you?" http://www.sosuave.com/articles/screening.htm

lol, i was reading that article with enthusiasm until I reached this:

For example, you could say to her, "You know I like you, but you're not a stalker are you? You're not the type who checks her messages five times a day, will call me in the middle of the night are you? Will I be safe around you?"

sorry, that has just gone too metro for me. "Will I be safe around you"??? That is just teh ghey.

Id be more like: "Come stalk me baby yerrr!! stalking is kinky"

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ lol, i was reading that article with enthusiasm until I reached this: For example, you could say to her, "You know I like you, but you're not a stalker are you? You're not the type who checks her messages five times a day, will call me in the middle of the night are you? Will I be safe around you?" sorry, that has just gone too metro for me. "Will I be safe around you"??? That is just teh ghey. Id be more like: "Come stalk me baby yerrr!! stalking is kinky"

lol you are rad.

the advice on that website is actually horrible. it reminds me of what the lamers on blind date and elimidate would say to women. cheesy and staged and unless the women are really drunk or really stupid they will see right through that bs. heh.

You look like you could lose some weight - wanna burn some calories with me???????

lol well what about the girls.. do you use pick up lines? the best pick up line i got froma girl was a slap in the ass LOL

i got two.

if shes walking dont the street:

"i love walking. you seem to be enjoying it too. you wanna see wat else we have in common?"

and the second:

"i know i am gonna waste a minute of your time. so let me at least buy you a drink while im at it."

i guess girls never try pick up lines ///..

"honey .. i am having trouble finding the last piece to my puzzle ... i usually use my hands and stick to jam the pieces together until they fit nice and snuggly" ....

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit lol well what about the girls.. do you use pick up lines? the best pick up line i got froma girl was a slap in the ass LOL

so im walking down the street in windsor, and this girl is like 'hey, you're hot!" so i say ' hey do you wanna make out or what' and she sure as shit says 'yeah sure'. its worked twice. i guess i dont need pickup lines, the ladies come to me.

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Originally posted by TrAnCe CoNtRoL so im walking down the street in windsor, and this girl is like 'hey, you're hot!" so i say ' hey do you wanna make out or what' and she sure as shit says 'yeah sure'. its worked twice. i guess i dont need pickup lines, the ladies come to me.

I smell bullshit!

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Originally posted by zidumare "i know i am gonna waste a minute of your time. so let me at least buy you a drink while im at it."

Haha! I like that one!

is heaven missing an angel because....nice rack

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Originally posted by dj_bas is heaven missing an angel because....nice rack

Attempts: 1123012301230
Sucesses: 0^999999

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Originally posted by pipedreams the advice on that website is actually horrible. it reminds me of what the lamers on blind date and elimidate would say to women. cheesy and staged and unless the women are really drunk or really stupid they will see right through that bs. heh.

actually screening is primarly done by women, it's a selector male that takes changing to the situation in order for it to work. that website is actually fairly spot on and if you want i can show you all my x-g/f's and you can apologize after

Never used one, I just start a natural conversation like I do with all people...

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ I smell bullshit!

man i swear to godddddddd. that was the second time it had happened. the first time my buddy and i were at a bar and these girls asked us if we had weed, and we start grilling them and just being complete assholes. so my buddy turns to me and was like 'watch this.' he turns around to the girls and goes 'soooo, you wanna make out or what.' the one girl was like 'ehh i dunno, but my friend will.' so they start goin at it, and i look at the other girl and just kind of nod, and we start making out too.

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