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Posted by Mr. Pink on Jun-08-2005 06:59:

What are the best ways.....

.....to piss off a woman?

Im curious. What are the best ways to piss off a girl?

Whether it be smelling like ass, calling her a "bitch", or sending a hoard of midgets to raid her makeUp and hair supplies........do tell me what you would do to piss off a chick?

cuz sometimes, sometimes you just gotta be an ass.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jun-08-2005 07:02:

Tell her she has small tits or that you can see her cellulite through her pants. That's always a winner, errrr or loser...

Posted by MarathonMan on Jun-08-2005 07:08:

Always keep the toilet seat up!

Posted by DarkAngel on Jun-08-2005 07:09:

Tell her she looks fat.

Posted by prolikewhoa on Jun-08-2005 07:10:

who are you trying to piss off and why?

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jun-08-2005 07:14:

quote:
Originally posted by prolikewhoa
who are you trying to piss off and why?

you because your ugly, have small tits & have a fat arse!!

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Jun-08-2005 07:20:

one time i thoguht it would be a compliment to tell a girl that i saw her in a porno before..

she didnt seem to impressed and insisted that i stop talking to her

Posted by apostrophe on Jun-08-2005 07:38:

stick it in the pooper.

and then smear it all over.

Ewwww...

Posted by 3jaz on Jun-08-2005 07:49:

are being cruel to be kind ?

Posted by DarkAngel on Jun-08-2005 07:50:

quote:
Originally posted by 3jaz

That works!

Posted by Fundamental on Jun-08-2005 07:55:

Have sex with her sister. Usually a winner...

Posted by Arbiter on Jun-08-2005 08:58:

Well normally when I want to piss someone off I'd go with something specifically designed for them, as opposed to some generic general strategy.

How well do you know the woman/women you're looking to piss off?

Posted by dj_mdma on Jun-08-2005 09:37:

"forget" important dates like her birthday!
when she's asks if she fat, say yes
etc etc etc

best way to piss them off is to attack their insecurities...but you might just make them kill themselves

Posted by kfergs on Jun-08-2005 11:41:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_mdma best way to piss them off is to attack their insecurities...

+1 to that... my gf would give me a swift kick to the sac if i ever called her fat, which she is not incase she stumbles upon this forum

you could take a shit in her pillow case then go sleep on the couch...

Posted by Fearless One on Jun-08-2005 12:16:

looking at others chick when we're together

Posted by mentalbarter on Jun-08-2005 12:20:

Don't compliment her on her appearance then while chatting with a mate in earshot of her comment on all the beautiful ladies in the bar

Take ages to reply to her texts, and dont ever text her first

Leave friday/saturday night arrangements to last minute so she hasn't got the 2 hours needed to get ready

Im learning tho

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Jun-08-2005 12:24:

Make her sleep on the wet spot

Posted by zokissima on Jun-08-2005 12:32:

quote:
Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
Make her sleep on the wet spot

LMAO

Seriously, being an ass isn't that hard at all. Attack her known faults, flaunt and even advertise them. Don't return calls, don't give answers to questions, but fire back your own questions about why she's not keeping in shape, don't give a f***. That's it for the generalities. But it helps if you know this person somewhat well, cuz you can just come up with something unique to them. Tell us about her, why do you want to piss her off?

Posted by Ian on Jun-08-2005 12:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Fundamental
Have sex with her sister. Usually a winner...

I heartily endorse this

Posted by MarathonMan on Jun-08-2005 13:07:

then have sex with her mother - tape it, give it to your gf on her birthday, watch it together and laugh at her!

Posted by zidumare on Jun-08-2005 13:44:

make her feel like shit.
tell her she isnt worth your presence.
tell her she just doesnt cut up to your standards.
make fun of her. body...mind...soul...w/e

and when she asks why your being mean...a jackass

tell her you dont give a F*** anymore.

thatll piss her off

Posted by Mr. Pink on Jun-08-2005 14:11:

wow these are all good

some evil, but good nonetheless

now i can fluly piss off any woman.

Posted by butterfly on Jun-08-2005 15:25:

i dont know that any of these suggestions would piss me off. most would be really hurtful. do you want to make her angry or emotionally damaged?

Posted by Vlad on Jun-08-2005 16:09:

Tell her the rubber broke.

Posted by bas on Jun-08-2005 16:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
Tell her the rubber broke.

lol like you know?!

kidding!

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