My house smells like ass - TranceAddict Forums

TranceAddict Forums (www.tranceaddict.com/forums)
- Chill Out Room
-- My house smells like ass

Posted by metalgearsolid on Jun-08-2005 20:25:

My house smells like ass

Okey i has a few friends over and we partied and passed out. When i woke up there was this wierd smell in the house. I was like what the fuck smells so bad. So i woke up all my friends and kicked them out because i figured they were the smelly ones. So i take a shower i go back out still the smell is there. So i decided to wash all the sheets on the beds and wash the carpets. Yet the smell is still here. Any suggestions? the house smells real bad and i don't know what to do.

Posted by Slylee on Jun-08-2005 20:28:

something in the garbage or in the garbage disposal maybe? change your AC filter and get some Glades Plug ins and febreeze.

the only other thing i would do is what u did (shampoo carpets wash all linens).

open up your windows too and let some fresh air in for a day.

Posted by Fundamental on Jun-08-2005 20:31:

Someone was sick, and they hid it well.

Too well.

Posted by MarathonMan on Jun-08-2005 20:33:

The dead body under your floorboard is starting to decompose!

Posted by Floorfiller on Jun-08-2005 20:36:

something that happened to my friend recently...

he lived in an apartment complex and somehow water above got wet from some broken shit upstairs and caused his ceiling to mildew...it reaked like shit and he had to have some people come clean that shit...

Posted by jonSun on Jun-08-2005 20:44:

Back in November a similar thing happened to me. My parents were gone for 2 weeks & right when they left the freezer in our basement broke down. After time a milldew smell was all downstairs. It actually smelled the same downstairs as the basement. Terrible smell.

Posted by mentalbarter on Jun-08-2005 20:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
and somehow water above got wet

Posted by bubble on Jun-08-2005 20:50:

this reminds me of the time 'my friend' sharted in his underpants. this was no ordinary shart; it stained his paints with a grease spot and smelled of decemposing livestock.

he tried to play it off by smoking and lowering the windows in the car as they drove around the city. but it was of no use. his friends were complaining throughout the night and were coming on to him.

several hours after the incident at some girl's house, he took off his underpants in the bathroom and stuffed them under the toilet top. i would have loved to see the girl's face when she found them.

Posted by WhooCares on Jun-08-2005 21:27:

quote:
Originally posted by bubble
he took off his underpants in the bathroom and stuffed them under the toilet top. i would have loved to see the girl's face when she found them.

Posted by Floorfiller on Jun-08-2005 21:36:

quote:
Originally posted by mentalbarter

yeah yeah...i saw it...didn't feel like changing it

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jun-08-2005 21:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
he lived in an apartment complex and somehow water above got wet from some broken shit upstairs

wow, water got wet from broken shit!

Posted by Krypton on Jun-09-2005 01:40:

my bathroom is connected to my room. and my cats litterbox is in there. and he sleeps with me all night. but when he has to go, he goes, and lets just say i feed him very well

Posted by Streakfury on Jun-09-2005 01:53:

quote:
Originally posted by mentalbarter

Posted by Carriegsxr6 on Jun-09-2005 03:54:

eh just light a candle.

Posted by bubble on Jun-09-2005 04:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Carriegsxr6
eh just light a candle.

i have to reponses (take your pick):

1. i don't think he's suicidal

2. he said ass, not gas

Posted by apostrophe on Jun-09-2005 04:04:

quote:
Originally posted by bubble
i have to reponses (take your pick):

1. i don't think he's suicidal

2. he said ass, not gas

Neither? I think he mean a scented candle...

Posted by Allied Nations on Jun-09-2005 11:31:

light a fuckload of matches inside. the smoke from the sulphur in the matchhead neutralizes shitty smells.