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Ashes Songsheet
Boring Boring Warney
To the tune of "In your f*cking slums"
He's given up pizzas, he's given up pies
He's given up nurses, he's stopped telling lies
Warnie's a boring old fart
Warnie's a boring old fart
So get eating pizzas and get being fat
Get seeing a bookie and stop being a twat
Warnie's a boring old fart
Warnie's a boring old fart
We'll get you a nice English tart
Warnie's a boring old fart
Boring boring Warnie
Boring boring Warnie
Boring boring Warnie
Shane Warne
To the tune of "My Old Man's A Dustman"
Shane Warne is an Aussie
He wears a baggy cap
He's got a Nike earing
He looks an Aussie Twat
He's got his little flipper
He's got his box of tricks
But when he bowls to Freddie
He gets knocked for six.
Australian National Anthem
We are a convict colony
We carry balls and chains
Our blokes are mainly beach bums who
Are really far too vein
We like to go a-shooting
Or shag a kangaroo
Our culture amounts to no more
Than Rolf and his Didgeridoo.
Our culture amounts to no more
Than Rolf and his Didgeridoo.
You may have seen our cricket team
They are an ugly mob
We've got the McGrath the bank robber
And Waugh with his loud gob
Is that kid really Gilchrists' son?
Or Slaters? It's hard to tell
Shane Warne has launched his own wine range
With names he cannot spell.
Shane Warne has launched his own wine range
With names he cannot spell.
We like to go Pommie bashing
Well, what else can we do?
For they have got some history
And first hand culture too
We think that if we win the Tests
We'll be a stronger place
But still the cash of this nation
Displays the Pom Queens face
But still the cash of this nation
Displays the Pom Queens face.
The Aussies Love the English
The Aussies love the English, you might find it quite strange
'Cos we sent them all down under, with only balls and chains
And when they see the English, they always shout and scream
But when they had the chance to vote they voted for the Queen!
God save your gracious Queen
Long live your noble Queen
God save your Queen (you're a convict)
Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over you
God save your Queen.
Convict Colony
To the tune of "Yellow Submarine"
In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see
He said "put him on a ship, to the convict colony"
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
You Can Sings Sod All
To the tune of "Wonderwall"
Today is gonna be the day that we're gonna sing a song for you.
By now you should've somehow realized that's what we're here to do.
And I don't believe that anybody sings as bad as you.
AUSSIE CONVICTS
Backbeat, the word is on the street that you can't even write a song
I'm sure, you've heard it all before, but c'mon Aussies prove us wrong
'Cos I don't believe that anybody's quite as thick as you
AUSSIE CONVICTS
The "oh aah" song you sing for Glenn is so sad
And "Warney Warney Warney" is just as bad
There are many songs that I would like to hear from you
But you don't know how, (don't know how)
'Cos maybe, (maybe) you'll never find a song to play me, (play me)
'Cos after all, YOU CAN SING SOD ALL!
monday - it begins 
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| Originally posted by narcism |
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Results 1 - 10 of about 7,080 English pages for aussies shag kangaroos. (0.17 seconds) |
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,440 for "english suck". (0.97 seconds)
is cricket the worst (popular) sport ever?
discuss.
20 years on and the poms are still holding their..................................
u keep the songs coming buddy
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| Originally posted by S_madis 20 years on and the poms are still holding their.................................. u keep the songs coming buddy |
damn right, if we can't have a good laugh throughout the summer, what can we do. All I know is we have 1 huge incentive, a 5-0 win would put us on top of the test rankings. Now I know that's not going ot happen, but if we get 1 or 2 up, it might seem closer to happening. What I do expect is a great summer though, and hopefully some great ukta/auta banter 
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| Originally posted by Ian^ damn right, if we can't have a good laugh throughout the summer, what can we do. All I know is we have 1 huge incentive, a 5-0 win would put us on top of the test rankings. Now I know that's not going ot happen, but if we get 1 or 2 up, it might seem closer to happening. What I do expect is a great summer though, and hopefully some great ukta/auta banter |
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| Originally posted by Light The Fuse |
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| Originally posted by S_madis optimism or plain stupidity? |
haha u poms dont have a chance, you will be lucky to win 1 test
hahahaha you idiot, Ian
i'm predicting a 5-0 aussie whitewash.
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| Originally posted by A.J. hahahaha you idiot, Ian i'm predicting a 5-0 aussie whitewash. |
Quite amazed at the sheer number of chants and songs in the arsenal. Your barmy army teaches well. Interesting to note the different gestures made when singing these songs. Most of the songbooks make no mention of them yet they add a tremendous deal to the effect. For example, I noticed the following in their rendition of Are We Happy? at the SCG (playing NSW in a tour match):
[First line is shouted by one bloke, the rest repeat, etc.]
Today is Monday
Today is Monday
Monday's finger day
Monday's finger day *stick out the finger*
Are we happy?
Are we happy?
You bet your life we are!
Du-du-du-dur-du-dur-du-dur *spin around with one hand on top of head*
Du-du-du-dur-du-dur-du-dur
Today is Tuesday
Today is Tuesday
Tuesday's errrghh!
Tuesday's errrghh! *feign to slice your throat*
Are we happy?
Are we happy?
You bet your life we are!
Du-du-du-dur-du-dur-du-dur *spin around with one hand on top of head*
Du-du-du-dur-du-dur-du-dur
Today is Wednesday
Today is Wednesday
Wednesday's Aussie day
Wednesday's Aussie day *gesture to stroke something in front of your forehead*
Are we happy?
Are we happy?
You bet your life we are!
Du-du-du-dur-du-dur-du-dur *spin around with one hand on top of head*
Du-du-du-dur-du-dur-du-dur
Today is Thursday
Today is Thursday
Thursday's a thinking day
Thursday's a thinking day *tap head with finger*
Are we happy?
Are we happy?
You bet your life we are!
Du-du-du-dur-du-dur-du-dur *spin around with one hand on top of head*
Du-du-du-dur-du-dur-du-dur
Today is Friday
Today is Friday
Friday's for shagging sheep
Friday's for shagging sheep *make necessary motions*
Are we happy?
Are we happy?
You bet your life we are!
Du-du-du-dur-du-dur-du-dur *spin around with one hand on top of head*
Du-du-du-dur-du-dur-du-dur
Today is Saturday
Today is Saturday
Saturday's rugby day
Saturday's rugby day *pretend to throw a rugby pass*
32-31
32-31 *point emphatically at the scoreboard*
Are we happy?
Are we happy?
You bet your life we are!
Du-du-du-dur-du-dur-du-dur *spin around with one hand on top of head*
Du-du-du-dur-du-dur-du-dur
Today is Sunday
Today is Sunday
Sunday's a day of prayer
Sunday's a day of prayer *said solemnly, with palms together*
Are we happy?
Are we happy?
You bet your life we are!
Du-du-du-dur-du-dur-du-dur *spin around with one hand on top of head*
Du-du-du-dur-du-dur-du-dur
Most impressive when seeing it performed; certainly earned my admiration even if their cricket team couldn't.
For a more complete list of songs: http://www.barmyarmytravel.com/fixt.asp
Ian^, while we're on the topic of shit english sporting teams, can you please not lose to australia in the soccer (friendly or not) ever ever again? coz i didn't enjoy that 
haha try training more instead of coming up with silly songs
you might win a couple of games 
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