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so i get home from work lats night, and recieve a phone call from my best friend.



"sup man how was work?"

"good, tired"

"Well go to the LCBO and buy a 12 pack and come here. my little brother is having a party and we'll chill poolside and kill a few brews and make some BBQ."

"Alright man ill be there in a half hour."


So i get the beer and head over, expecting a few lil kids over running around since the brother is 17. I enter the backyard. and notcie a linbe up of kids around a barrel. yep its a kegger. i get fully around to the back and i see my best friend all hammered out of his skull yelling ERIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!! and he trips and falls into the pool fully clothed with his phone on him. i think to myself right there "WHOA its gonna be one of these nights"



We end up chillin poolside like we said we were going to do, killing beers and loungin. All of a sudden the kids bring out a funnel. They start pouring beers and its taking them like a whole minute to kill 1 beer. Sowe decide to show these kids how its done and we get up. At that moment something changed in me. i turnbed from eric bau the older cooler calm guy at a highschool kegger, into FRANK THE TANK! Im killing beers like im in my prime again. howling going nuts all shit faced.

so we rock out with our cock out for a while throwing kids in the pool. jumping after them. just having a good time. and then we gather the lil youngins and bring em to the park to smoke some weed.

i dont exactly how it happened. but i remember a bunch of kids talking abt how its impossibnle to climb this one tree. so i looked at it. and iom like fuck this i can cluimb it. and i do so. i get sooooo high up into the tree and the kids were impressed. i jump for a branch. and hang on to it and try to do a chinup on it to show off. well the branch broke and io fell a good 14 feet all the way to the ground and landed on my side with my arms over my head. i wake up to all these kids around me "WHOA DUDE THAT WAS AWESOMEEE!!!!!!!!! U FUCKIN FELL FARRRRRR! U alright DUDE. U need an ambulance????"

"nah man im fine just let me lie here for a while"


and i layed and i layed.


today i am sooo hung over made into work 3 hours late. my ribs are bruised , im cut up all along my side and my shopulder is killing me.

but i think im the best i can be for a guy who fell out of a tree piss drunk the night before.

...are you still drunk?

so many typos!!

excellent story

Re: kegger

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy so we rock pout with our cock out

now what kind of example are you setting for the youths?

That is EXCELLENT!!!

I feel like going out to a fuckn' kegger now! I miss those solid times!

Way to go Vivid! Gotta show those rookies how shits done proppa!


-jem-

Re: kegger

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy "WHOA DUDE THAT WAS AWESOMEEE!!!!!!!!! U alright DUDE. U need an ambulance????"

"Nice catch blanco nino, but too bad your ass got saaacked"


Karim

Did you mack the 17 year old girls?

not this time. i was too bloody to even think abt that.

actually my friend did lol. i remember making fun of him and he was like "she told me she was 19"

and too which i replied "but u knew she was 17"

to which he replied "the actual age doesnt matter, its the age they tell u they are."



"ya that'll hold in a court of law"

Hahaha classic story man....I remember those days when Mac would have some crazy parties and all these ppl would be shitfaced, laying everywhere.

Dan- Do you remember that kegger that Jeff had back 1.5 years ago near x-mas? That was hilarious

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy actually my friend did lol. i remember making fun of him and he was like "she told me she was 19" and too which i replied "but u knew she was 17" to which he replied "the actual age doesnt matter, its the age they tell u they are." "ya that'll hold in a court of law"

SOLID! Too funny!

Reminded me the car scene in Road Trip...

E.L.: Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating. Take your situation for example: it's not cheating. It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.

Kyle: That makes no sense.

E.L.: Hey, don't look at me Kyle, OK, I didn't make up the rules.

Rubin: No no, this is legit, I- I've actually read an article about this. There's a whole bunch of them, it's like- they're like loopholes. Right, for argument's sake, let's say that you were sleeping with two girls at the same time, it- it wouldn't be cheating because they would cancel each other out.

E.L.: Exactly. Or if, uh, you're too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because if you can't really remember it, it never really took place.


-jem-

LOL that is friggin hilarious....makes me miss college

I feel bad for you guys..honest.

Girls that are super young look right lder and more mature these days..you never know what you are getting into.

"Can I see you ID??" would be a safe question to ask before gettign in her pants!

hahahahha!!!!!!! this is one of the funnyest storys i've heard in awhile hahahahha!!!!!!!!! fuck eric, fuckin HILARIOUS!!!!! This just made me laugh my ass off cause I can so picture it hahaha!

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Originally posted by big_charm Dan- Do you remember that kegger that Jeff had back 1.5 years ago near x-mas? That was hilarious

and yeah steve i remember that kegger. Then in the morning when robs gas lines were frozen and we kept tryign to start his car none stop for like 3 hours, finally starting, then booking it back home. oh man

IRIE VIBES to VIVID BOY!

Awesome story!

Unfortuatly after reading it I'm totally jonesing for some brew!

Hope your ribs feel better though

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