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Posted by Henkie_henk on Dec-05-2001 12:10:

Osama's intern emeel

----- Original Message -----
From: Bin Laden, Osama
Sent: Monday, November 25, 2001 8:17 AM
To: Cavemates
Subject: The Cave

Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come
together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the
poster that says "There is no I in team" as well as the one that says "Hang
In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a
jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few
concerns.

First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we
should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you
don't want to be stung and neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave
daily. I've posted a sign-up sheet near the main cave opening.

Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to
scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're
taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background. Just while
we're taping. Thanks.

Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not
supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene,
especially after mealtime. We're all in this together.

Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama"
on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone.
Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying
to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them.

First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.

Love you lots.
Osama

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Posted by Linx_da_cat on Dec-05-2001 13:09:

hehehe not bad! wow, his english is quite good...

Posted by AnotherWay83 on Dec-06-2001 04:06:

heh i saw this a couple days ago and was thinking of posting it...

nice

peace

Posted by Henkie_henk on Dec-06-2001 07:57:

quote:
Originally posted by AnotherWay83
heh i saw this a couple days ago and was thinking of posting it...

nice

peace

Dont think just post

That "richard" part cracked me up i was @ school and a few guys were busy on my assignment so i had the time to read these sorta things

Posted by ITrancerI on Dec-06-2001 15:35:

Nice One!

Posted by [A|ienFactory] on Dec-07-2001 00:25:

Henkie!

Is that a muff inside the text in your sig ???

Posted by Fraggle on Dec-12-2001 09:59:

hahahaahahahah!!!

awww poor old osama...got himself in a bit of a stick now!

hmm, wonder what sharing a house w/ osama is like

quote:
Originally posted by [A|ienFactory]
Henkie!

Is that a muff inside the text in your sig ???

hahahahahaah!!!

Posted by Opti on Dec-14-2001 01:49:

Great one!!!!!!!!