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Posted by t�bias on Jul-11-2005 06:55:

talking Dirty in the bedroom.

What do you say in bed when getting down and dirty?

Or what have you had said to you?

Any favorites?

Posted by D-res on Jul-11-2005 07:05:

oh my god i FUCKING love you...

really stress teh "fucking" part

definite pun intended

Posted by Aiwendil on Jul-11-2005 07:11:

Hey baby...what say we remove our shamefully worn, body warming coverings and copulate due to our mutual physical attraction to one another caused by chemical reactions and neuron firings in the prefrontal lobe of the human brain?

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jul-11-2005 07:23:

don't worry i have medication for it.

Posted by D-res on Jul-11-2005 07:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Aiwendil
Hey baby...what say we remove our shamefully worn, body warming coverings and copulate due to our mutual physical attraction to one another caused by chemical reactions and neuron firings in the prefrontal lobe of the human brain?

omg... that was hot

Posted by Aiwendil on Jul-11-2005 07:28:

No no, no more herpes bitch, I mean...bitch. It's okay now, my friend let me borrow some of his Herpecin-L.

(herpecin l is cold sore medication)

Posted by DannyO on Jul-11-2005 08:04:

Re: talking Dirty in the bedroom.

quote:
Originally posted by t�bias
What do you say in bed when getting down and dirty?

Or what have you had said to you?

Any favorites?

hmmm down and dirty???

how bout "Hey baby, I haven't wiped my ass in 3 days....now kiss me"

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Jul-11-2005 08:06:

"Say when..."

Posted by Dj_Spekuless on Jul-11-2005 08:23:

My Girl Says "Wake me up when it is in"

Posted by Aiwendil on Jul-11-2005 08:31:

If your clammy moldy stinky vagina teamed up with my flaccid slimy wide mouthed penis, they would create super dead fish man!

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Dead fish man, dead fish man, dead fish man
ZAP! BOW! SPIFF!

COME BACK!

Posted by Boomer187 on Jul-11-2005 08:40:

http://www.mypleasure.com/education...erotic_talk.asp

seriously one of the most acqward thigns to me but its cool whena girl does it.

I had a stripper once give me a lap dance or 3 that talked dirty while giving a dance. kinda sweet.

Posted by stren on Jul-11-2005 08:59:

try this one: you filthy venerial disiese carrying street whore

Posted by Trance Nutter on Jul-11-2005 09:47:

Your sister's got this great trick where............

Posted by THE_Chris on Jul-11-2005 10:17:

"I think it might be infected"

Posted by Basstard on Jul-11-2005 11:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Trance Nutter
Your sister's got this great trick where............

genius

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jul-11-2005 11:46:

almost

almost

almost

al...most

there we go.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jul-11-2005 18:48:

Fiancee - "come on baby, when you're done fucking me I'm gonna make you a sandwich"
Me - "what kind?"
Fiancee - "roast beef, you like that don't ya, roast fuckin' beef"
Me - "oh yeah, tell me more.... what are you going to put on it?"
Fiancee - "I'm gonna start with toasted rye bread, then put on some Dijon mustard, some mayo, Boston lettus..."
Me - "oh baby, don't stop...."

Posted by Floorfiller on Jul-11-2005 19:39:

"praise.....the.....LOOOOOOOOORD!!!!"

Posted by AlphaStarred on Jul-11-2005 20:00:

Right, let's be serious now.

I very often say shit like, "You like that, right?"
Then this one girl responded thus, "Like it? I fucking love it!"

There was also a time when I said, "You like when I finger your ass?" The girl would just mumble, "mmhmm," while sucking me off.

Posted by Mr. Pink on Jul-11-2005 20:01:

ok everyone is fukin around with this topic!
lol

ill be serious...

i like hearing, "ay papi" very sexy and softly.....like just as a thrust goes in.

and i like hearing "que rico", which means it feels so good.

im a sucker for hearing spanish in the bed.

when im doing shit, meh......if i like the girl a lot, her chemical scent and taste usually fit my fancy, so i tell'em they taste good and smell good.

"i love the way you taste" as im going down on her and smiling

stupid shit.

im not like "OH FUCK IM FUKIN YOU IN THE POOPER!!!!! YEYEAH!!!"

Posted by D-res on Jul-11-2005 20:03:

quote:
Originally posted by stren
try this one: you filthy venerial disiese carrying street whore

family guy rulez

Posted by Mebot on Jul-11-2005 20:24:

"oops"

Posted by squirrelly on Jul-11-2005 20:34:

Eh... I don't like being talked to. I usually tell them to shut up.

Posted by M@t on Jul-11-2005 20:39:

quote:
Originally posted by squirrelly
Eh... I don't like being talked to. I usually tell them to shut up.

in a nice subtle way i hope

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jul-11-2005 20:40:

quote:
Originally posted by squirrelly
Eh... I don't like being talked to. I usually tell them to shut up.

+1, I'm usually busy trying to pretend she's someone else and her talking just ruins it.

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