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Posted by KilldaDJ on Jul-13-2005 00:51:

ever been cockblocked by urself?

i have...

not so long ago, i got invited to this party...lots of girls and alcohol with a few of my pals, we all decide to go and just get drunk

however my pals ended up pulling and after a few more drinks and smokes, i was well away! i met some girl called alice, she was quite nice, slutty and a bit nieve, but it was all good for me!

we started talking and drinking and smoking up, eventually i ended up in bed with her and by this point i was totally wrecked, drinks were in the double figures and spliffage was coming a near also. we start getting each other going, talking dirty, the flirting and touching, then it hit me! like a ton of bricks falling off a house, i was getting very happy with this girl (who quite obviously just wanted a good ol shaggin!) i was well up for that! free sex, no ties, no relationshipness or any of that crap (just how it should be really)

and just before i got a chance to do anything, i passed out.
she just went to sleep after that i guess, my brain was fried that evening, such a fucking shame!

i just cant believe that i cock blocked myself because i was too drunk/stoned to do anything!
in the morning i just thought, fuck! i should of fucked that girl rotten! >.<

it makes me sad when that happens!

anyone else have similar experience?

Posted by torontotrance on Jul-13-2005 00:57:

errrr to answer your question...NO

Posted by Moongoose on Jul-13-2005 01:01:

quote:
and just before i got a chance to do anything, i passed out.

AH i share your pain, it hapend to me a few times to

But thats sort of OK, its much more emberassing if your so drunk that your dick cant get hard

Posted by Googooly on Jul-13-2005 01:02:

can you explain more about cockblock, like what it is and how it happens?

and No im sure it has never happend to me. thank god!

Posted by apostrophe on Jul-13-2005 01:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Moongoose
AH i share your pain, it hapend to me a few times to

But thats sort of OK, its much more emberassing if your so drunk that your dick cant get hard

+1

That's humiliation right there...

Posted by smokeape on Jul-13-2005 01:15:

Re: ever been cockblocked by urself?

quote:
Originally posted by KilldaDJ
anyone else have similar experience?

When the caboose comes, it comes and lights out.... Some of the best parties I've ever been to I can't remember. At least you remembered something good from your party!

[[[smoke]]]

KD Lang - Constant Craving

Posted by Mr. Pink on Jul-13-2005 01:55:

It's happened to me a few times, brotha. Dont worry. happens to everyone who does a LOT of drugs every now and then

one time i was too drunk to fuk
another time i was too high on the white to fuck.....had to wait 30minutes to even get it up.

and X........forgettaboutit.......about 2 or 3 times ive been totally in the place to fuck a chica, but couldn't. I was too into the mood of going co-ray-zee i didnt even pay attention to the possibility of macking.

it happens, it's all good.

get over it and just make sure it doesn't happen again (although it probably will if you're a serious partier )

Posted by trancechaos on Jul-13-2005 02:19:

a sad sad sad truth, but i have done that to myself a couple times, damn being too wasted, i feel like running into a brick the next day.

Posted by Nell on Jul-13-2005 02:54:

quote:
Originally posted by torontotrance
errrr to answer your question...NO

a girl wouldnt let you that near i guess.

on another note, i see the alliance is in full swing again

Posted by UWM on Jul-13-2005 02:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Nell
on another note, i see the alliance is in full swing again

The alliance never dies, it just goes into hiding and comes out when necessary

Posted by AlphaStarred on Jul-13-2005 03:02:

I think i had the biggest self-cockblock of all time. See, me and my uncle and two females were lounging in my flat, when at one point it came to pass that we started freakin it with the girls. I let my uncle have my room and I had to make use of my dad's room. Unfortunately his g/f was home, chilling in the living room. I told her i need to use her room for a bit, whereupon she gave me the most ghastly facial expression.
Sure enough, as I was occupying the said room with one of the females, I entertained that ghastly expression and moreover, her 14-year old son was running about the hallway. Naturally, when we were ready to bone, I coudn't get it up for my life :/

Another time I self-cockblocked was when this one 21-year old was too tight and my dick would go limp by degrees

Btw, i'm thoroughly blitzed.

Posted by Spike on Jul-13-2005 03:46:

yooooooooouuuu fukin idiot....lols

liver n learn.. thats xactly what imma try to avoid this weekend

Posted by t�bias on Jul-13-2005 04:00:

Fuck, its happened to the best of us.

I was in a group of friends in Sydney and in the group was a really hot 28yo chicky, I was about 23 at the time, and we did a fair share of flirting, and got on like a house on fire. She was the material of my dreams for a few nights.

So that night came when we are out on the town, drinking quite a bit, and she is sitting on my lap and we are having a moment.

I'm not sure why, maybe I was too drunk, maybe I was just a dickhead, but she leaned over to kiss me and for some reason I wasn't expecting it and I kinda flinched and pulled my head back just a little bit, and she felt totally rejected, jumped up and stormed off to the toilet.

I can't tell you the amount of times that I kicked a defenseless wall in anger thinking about that moment, but she wouldn't touch me again, the chemistry was gone, and I felt like the biggest idiot.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jul-13-2005 04:09:

quote:
Originally posted by t�bias
Fuck, its happened to the best of us.

I was in a group of friends in Sydney and in the group was a really hot 28yo chicky, I was about 23 at the time, and we did a fair share of flirting, and got on like a house on fire. She was the material of my dreams for a few nights.

So that night came when we are out on the town, drinking quite a bit, and she is sitting on my lap and we are having a moment.

I'm not sure why, maybe I was too drunk, maybe I was just a dickhead, but she leaned over to kiss me and for some reason I wasn't expecting it and I kinda flinched and pulled my head back just a little bit, and she felt totally rejected, jumped up and stormed off to the toilet.

I can't tell you the amount of times that I kicked a defenseless wall in anger thinking about that moment, but she wouldn't touch me again, the chemistry was gone, and I felt like the biggest idiot.

I burst out crying with that sad story. I feel for you d00d.

Posted by Jocker on Jul-13-2005 04:19:

my dick is so big, that i literally cockblock myself each time i get an erection: i lose consciousness because all the blood flows to my dick

feel my pain, brothas!

Posted by idoru on Jul-13-2005 08:31:

All the time.

Posted by M@t on Jul-13-2005 10:14:

if your mates buy you loads of drinks and you become to wasted to perform are they the cockblocks or you?

Posted by dj_mdma on Jul-13-2005 10:51:

i actually had the exact same experience as KillaDJ.

passing out is shitty lol

Posted by nchs09 on Jul-13-2005 12:13:

+1 on passing out. it was at a massive ta party we threw in mr. pinks college. fuck i hated myself.

and everyone made fun of me the next day. lol i found out i passed out the next day when i took the chica for pancakes. i didnt even know i passed out i just thoguht i blacked out

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jul-13-2005 12:42:

wow i see its happened to the best of us - i think this is a lesson learnt really - dont drink or do too much drugs if u plan on pulling

thats where i went wrong, i got too wasted. that so sucked ass

quote:
Originally posted by t�bias
she leaned over to kiss me and for some reason I wasn't expecting it and I kinda flinched and pulled my head back just a little bit, and she felt totally rejected, jumped up and stormed off to the toilet.

I can't tell you the amount of times that I kicked a defenseless wall in anger thinking about that moment, but she wouldn't touch me again, the chemistry was gone, and I felt like the biggest idiot.

thats happened to me before, with a girl in tha pub, idiot i was, she was older than me (25 more experience in tha bedroom)

she hit on me and i kinda showed no interest as i wasnt up for that kinda night, but later on i was (after i had more to drink and smoke)

the amount of bins and walls ive hit and kicked mindlessly thinking about that! >.< its sods law really

gah, its bound to go right eventually, i will bear all these possible scenarios in mind and prepare myself for that next experience

Posted by l�cid on Jul-13-2005 14:23:

one time, i had a guy black out while we were having sex. he was so drunk he didn't even remember inviting me over. after slapping him for like 5 minutes i realized he wasn't gonna wake up, so i left my panties (in his hand) and scattered some toys and pornos around the bed for his girlfriend to find when she came home in the morning.

cockblock revenge. am i cruel?

Posted by Chang monkey on Jul-13-2005 14:41:

id come back from this club with this girl after about 10 pints, and we decided to keep the night going by doin few pills in my flat. after a little rave in my room, we jumped into bed, on top of her i started to work my magic. things went decidly wrong however wen as i thrusted down i smashed my head on the radiator at the top end of my bed. i was out knocked out cold.

Posted by Saka on Jul-13-2005 15:04:

Well guys,I become the loudest most unattractive guy when drunk(can be anything from 2 pints plus,although on monday I was drunk and didn't do too bad,think was a first),and only make a fool of myself.
That is how I cockblock myself,I just become one giant pen0r.

Posted by Jackson on Jul-13-2005 15:10:

Only been with one girl so cockblocking has never entered my life.

Posted by kutvolkots on Jul-13-2005 15:41:

Is that still a question?

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