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Tally Ho Chaps!!! Attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkk!!!!!
* assembles Pie-Flinger 2000� and loads with ground savaloy *
* fires and scores direct hit to FASTDJMP3 blowing his ear-lobe off *
* lands one infront of delstar's foot which he steps on causing an embarressing bout of arm-flailing before falling on his ass and biting his tounge just as the vinigar-filled water pistols fill his bleeding mouth *
* asks if TheRizzler understands what's going on now but before he gets a chance to reply shoots squirty cream into each eye causing him to wander about like a headless chicken before falling over the edge of the cliff *
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*drives into montreal with a fire truck attacked to a cement mixer*
*fills the mixer full of reddy brek and hot water*
*pastes everyone in montreal with cebtral heating for kids from a water cannon" 
happy friday! mwuahahahahahhaaha
COME ON!!!!!!!!!!
RIGHT CHAMPS!!
basically for all that has no idea da hell is going on we at the uk camp are totally fooked in the head and i had a bright spark to take our humor on holiday to miami, after totally annihilating them, with there 3 people returning fire, ur GAY!!!! ass mod wanted a brawl so hes got one!
*throws his nokia 5110 at fastdjmp3*
outch!! that musta hurt, that things huge!
'YOU WANT WAR YOU'VE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
RAH 
**smacks FASTDJMP3 with some moose antlers**
**Shoots TheRizzler with a sniper rifle and watches him drop from the tree tops**
**Uproots a redwood tree and smacks delstar with it**
**runs around like a nutcase**
BOOOOOOOOOOOYA !!!
U WANNA FIGHT ? U GOT IT !
*takes a hockey puke and shoves it in O'Callaghan's mouth , EAT IT BASTARD !*
*breaks the 5110 nokia phone in small pieces and put them in coup's PANTS !!! ohhhhhh Coup wears female panties bwahahahahaha*
*sneaks quickly in DuMondeTrAnCeR's house , takes all his DuMonde cds , scratches them and write on them : N'SYNC COMPILATION VOLUME 19 . Calls TrAnCeR's friends and tells them : HE LOVES GAY MUSIC*
*goes to joesparks.com , asks if he can borrow radiskull from them . convinces radiskull to bite spad's arm . OUCH IT HURTS !!!*
HAHAH
**Spits out the hockey puke at such a velocity it fires into FASTDJMP3 and blows one of his eyes out**
*takes his hockey cross to shoot that puke again on O'Callaghan's face , EAT THIS IRISH BUILDER !!!!*
This is war, gotta to protect my peeps from montreal. time to destroy the pesky and drunken brits.
*Throws coup's mom at gatecraher (actually rolls her like a bowling ball) and completely flattens the stupid gatecrasher.
*grabs his hockey stick and his buddies with their and shells hockey pucks at a)coup's house (blows down the shack) and completely destroys cream, godskitchen and ministry of sound and all the other useless uk clubs.
*sends the Bloc Quebecois to london (that the end of political system),
*takes away their pathetic tasting ale and beer (shit, lots of brits gonna be pissed cause you ALL drink and very heavy i might add).
*takes Dumonde and kidnaps the fool, same with picotto and locks them up in a frozen base in the canadian arctic
well that should end your pathetic candyasses
*calls bin laden in afghanistan and asks him to nuke gatecrasher*
*calls judge jules and asks him to wear his special t-shirt : hi kitty i love gay porn sex with the ukta team*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
**Wraps the hammer from O'Callaghans tool belt around FASTDJMP3s head and chisels his fingernails an eyelids off with a chisel** 'OUCH'
**digs a trench like Irish people do, in the middle of ice adds spikes and watch Torontotrance and his mates get inpaled on the spikes**
wait a minute (we don't need osama. anyways he is good as dead anyways), you read i destroyed gatecrasher by using coup's mom as a bowling ball.
You kinda missed O'callaghan, you stupid irish drunk. Sorry, i forgot to destroy ireland, oh sorry nothing to destroy.
*sees the irish dude O'callaghan picking 4 leaf clovers and waiting for the leprechaun and kicks him into the irish sea (if there is one).
DOn't mess f00
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*kidnaps O'Callaghan from a pub in Dublin , sticks in his face a fake beard and sends him to Tora-Bora in Afghanistan to hide in a cave like rats with osama*
RAH
**rips Mats Sundins eyes out and hands them to Torontotrance thats hard cos I like the LEAFS arrghhh fuck it**
**rips that tower in Toronto out the ground shoves it down Torontotrances gob and kicks him back to TO**
**Holds onto the plane wheels and heads back Montreal**
**dismantels the plane with his tool belt and parachutes off whilst FASTDJMP3 and his buds burn!**
right u YANKS!!!!!!!
*starts chain email -cocks for sucking, torontotrance @ www.tranceaddict.com/forums-*
*sends over the whole of the UK garage scene*
*ducktapes tta to a pole and gives him a personal garage performance...DO YOU REALLY LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!*
*sees how fast fast is when hes being chased by coup in his electrotank*
*armed with custard pies starts to chase fast down the street cobbing pies*
*senses uk have a fight on there hands*
*calls Elizabeth II and tells : dear majesty , your STUPID subjects are trying to fight against us , but they are unfortunately too weak , they need ur very precious help , and they LOVE You*
*convinces Elizabeth II to do something very nasty*
*Elizabeth II accepts , put her clothes off and run after Coup to do him a blow job*
*me PUKES on DuMondeTrAnCeR spad and O'Callaghan after seeing this horrible scene*
bwahahahahahahahaha
Damn you guys can fight! But I wouldn't get too comfortable, you havn't even seen half of our army yet...we're just the first wave of many... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
* notices nobody's trying to kill him and pegs off to the Bulldog enclosure with a pair of TTA's y-fronts which the dogs give a quick snif before charging off onto the battle ground in search of his skid-markediness *
* Opens a Fish and Chip shop on the M1 and waits for a load of Hells Angels to walk in then tells them that we don't serve savaloy's and we've only got white vinegar... then points them FASTDJMP3's way when they ask to the manager *
If you can read this you don't need glasses
*takes his glasses off (i read that stuff i don't need them anymore*
*apoligies to the HELLS and tell them the truth : the UKTA crew is here for deloyal concurrency , they want to sell drugs and prostitutes in your territory*
*all the HELLS bikers take their baseball bats to kick spad's ass*
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
RAH 'They couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag!'
**Sends his secret weapon straight out of Brixton the So Solid crew locks the Montreal crew in their club Aria and has the southsiders show them their warm hospitality of attitude and rudeness**
**washs the sick of himself and replaces the top with his war top**
**grabs FASTDJMP3 uses his head as a mop to mop his own sick off the floor**
**sets a crew of Leprechauns to grab FASTDJMP3 to come out for a pub crawl**
**takes FASTDJMP3 forces him to drink 10 pint of guiness, 5 pints of beer, and 2 bottles of the finest Irish whisky, then to round that off puts a pill in the last drink to add to the fuckedupness**
**Lobs FASTDJMP3 back into that Aria place locks it up its escape proof**
**sends a 100ft tall Ann Widacombe evil fucking ho monster to trash the streets of Montreal breath fire at the locals, eat them alive, and to banish and steal all of your drugs**
HA!
*go over to a load more hells angel's, trashes all there bikes, breaks there stereo, and steals there women and points at fastdjmparsebandit*
*prank calls 209 pizzas to tta's house and while he argues with the pizza guy runs in and lays a trip wire and when he comes in, trips him up and puts him head first into the chimey and waits for a big fat bastard in red to come and park his arse on the f**ker!!!!*
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
wtf?
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| Originally posted by torontotrance *takes away their pathetic tasting ale and beer (shit, lots of brits gonna be pissed cause you ALL drink and very heavy i might add). |
*just woke up and finds this bullshit*
*after drinking all this crappy irish/british alcohol , me pukes once again on spad O'Callaghan goldenarmz coup and his mom*
*collects all the mitsubishi pills and pisses on them , poor goldenarmz no more for u*
*goes to TTA's house , eats the 219 pizzas he paid with O'CALLAGHAN'S STOLLEN CREDIT CARD , leaves 1 pizza to punch it on coup's face later*
*tries to defend himself against the army of leprechauns , and spanks them all in their tiny little arses*
*calls Boyzone and Take That on the phone to warn them about some insane ukta crew dudes who still love them*
*goes downstairs , collects a lot of snow , makes big snow balls and throws them on spad : IN YO FACE*
*approaches coup very silently and slaps him on the face with the rotten pizza : EAT THIS MATHAR FACKAR*
* reminds FASTDJMP3 that it's Radiskull who hates snow, and gets Devil Doll to melt FASTDJMP3's snowballs with his fire breath *
* disguises himself as Delia Smith and cooks up a batch of ROFFL's but modifys the recipie to include 6 tablespoons of WD40 *
* bury's WD40 antidote in snow *
*climbs the MONT-ROYAL and screams : OI OI OI all the TAs from MONTREAL we need your help*
*pokes fastdjmp3 in the eyes*
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