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hahahahhahahah it looks just like him
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how about now? i changed the server it was on.
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| Originally posted by madhattared how about now? i changed the server it was on. |
Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL you.
Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
(Stewie covering up the dead body of Mr. Lockhart by hiding in his blood-covered suit as a police officer drives up)
Officer: "Everything alright here?"
Stewie: "Oh fine officer, just enjoying the sunset. No law against that, is there?"
Officer: "What happened to your shirt?"
Stewie: "Oh you know, just a pizza party at the office."
Officer: "Oh yeah, where do you work?"
Stewie: "First Fidelity Insurance over on Wayne Bossert Street."
Officer: "Oh my cousin Arnie works over there."
Stewie: "Oh Arnie's your cousin is he?"
Officer: "You know him?"
Stewie: "Oh somewhat, good middle management type. Jjust sort of blends in with the furniture, though, never really wowed anyone at the office."
Officer: "Yeah, that's always been Arnie's problem. Well, take it easy."
Stewie: "Yes yes, you too. Oh and if you see Arnie, tell him 'boogity boogity boo.' He'll know what it means."
And of course...
[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall]
Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.
Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
Bridget: Quagmire, will you accept this rose?
Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body?
Bridget: What?
Quagmire: Yes.
Quagmire: Hey Peter, uhh you have a card for if you transfered V.D. to somebody.
Peter: Uhh lets see here...uhh yep, "Sorry I accidentally gave you V.D."
Quagmire: Huh, that's all you have is accidental huh? All right I'll take it.
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.
Quagmire: So, you ladies ever been penetrated?
(Quagmire to girl)
Quagmire: You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you.
Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?
Meg Griffin: No.
Quagmire: Just checkin'.
Quagmire: Hey there spud in the mud.
Stewie: Oh god do you bathe in Aqua Velva?
Quagmire: DEAR DIARY....
JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahha that pic is awesome. Greatest cartoon ever. I loved that new episode when he has The Petercopter, and The HindenPeter...lol and Joe's like "Oh my god, how do you afford this?"
LOL
Lois: "Chris, that is such an awful word.....NIPPLE"
Stewie (to death): Email me at louis must die (all one word) at yahoo.com
Social worker: Glen, honey, I got a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: I got a question for you. What are you still here?
Joe: BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!
Love that show!!!
one of my favorite episodes is "Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows"
that one was classic!
some guy: I don't wanna go on a RANT here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antetum. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate
Peter: What the hell does rant mean? lol
New Family Guy episode tonight is f'in funny
"Haha..Childhood Obesity." xD
ahh damnit. i missed the new episode again.
hey you are jackie chan
jacky chan: ohhhhhh you ethan hawk!
That show gets more bizzare every episode. It has more and more moments where you just stare at the TV and go "what the fuck?" and less and less laugh out loud ones.
it still kills me though
so is that pic for real or a photoshop? pretty funny
Stewie is the man. I love it when I go to england and my english friends are like is Stewie supposed to be English or something
peter on ecstasy.

hahah BRIAN! You..your ears...are like...DOG ears!
::ahem::
The movie that was supposed to be released in September as a DVD release has been leaked on the internet.
That is all.
WAREZ ALERT
lol
family guy is a funny ass show i havnt seen that many episodes but the ones i have seen
like when peter thought he was mentally retarded and the kids got taken away, or when the daughter and the mother went to spring break together lol
i have seen every episode from the first 4 seasons about 100 or more each, and i never get sick of them. but i have to say, i think the new ones arent quite as funny. but i keep missing them, i've only seen a few. it got me all confuzzled when they switched the channel they were on a few weeks ago.
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1121940221
I didnt know this but it seems there is a Family Guy movie coming out. It's already been leaked on the net though 
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| Originally posted by kadomony http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1121940221 |
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| Originally posted by Choobak I just checked that episode out yesterday. That puking part was absolutely incredible - classic family guy stuff... |
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