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Posted by The White Rabbi on Dec-08-2001 04:21:

Naked = Wrong?

what are your views on nudity, i hear there are some nudist dance clubs in britian, but you have to be invited only, otherwise you'd get all sorts coming (in more ways than one)
would you ever attend a nudist dance club?
i would, but i would have to strap a pork chop around my genitals... hey, pork chops arent clothes, are they?

Posted by .montecarlo. on Dec-08-2001 04:40:

dont know about pork chops... LOL!

there are nudist bars in vancouver, actually, maybe theres only one. i read about it in the paper a while ago. you gotta take your jacket off at the door, and be either naked, or in some bondage/s&m gear. the funny thing is, its on a sunday night lol. hmm maybe its time to check it out... errr, maybe not.

Posted by The White Rabbi on Dec-08-2001 04:51:

at least youre sorted with a night out on sunday

Posted by 78orange on Dec-08-2001 05:04:

i admit, i'd probably try it out by that time, i wouldn't be so self conscious because all the other people are naked as well! i'll probably drape some fishnet stuff over me, so i'm not completely naked. nudity in clubs aren't wrong, it's just what they want to do.

Posted by .montecarlo. on Dec-08-2001 05:07:

nah, i never said there's anything wrong with it...
and besides, you're not totally naked, you're allowed to wear shoes

lol

Posted by j_spot on Dec-08-2001 09:11:

after a little trim here, little trim there, and some serious liposuction on my horrible gut that T-shirts hide so well

I would go. for sure. nothing wrong w/ em. tho that bondage gear sounds like even more fun.

Posted by RavingLunatic on Dec-08-2001 09:30:

for sure!

we're all naked under our clothes anyway!

Posted by stamper on Dec-08-2001 11:07:

Could you imagine dancing naked? How much would it hurt your nads! And nude bars....what happens if you see a hot woman??

Posted by astroboy on Dec-08-2001 11:46:

I'm afraid the male anatomy was not designed for dancing naked. The problem is what dance choreographers know as the infamous "pendulum effect" - basically a certain appendage refuses to keep time.

Posted by Eugene on Dec-08-2001 18:42:

quote:
Originally posted by astroboy
I'm afraid the male anatomy was not designed for dancing naked. The problem is what dance choreographers know as the infamous "pendulum effect" - basically a certain appendage refuses to keep time.

LOL.

Here's a joke for you.

Q: Suppose you're at a nude beach. How can you tell if someone is blind?

A: They're the only person with the penis hanging limp

Posted by Gekhous on Dec-08-2001 18:47:

im affraid id hurt my balls dancing... and besides that, i think id feel a bit unaccurate if one of my mates is going as well, hes got like a white negro between the legs, if u get my drift, he can REALLY scare ppl off with that thing he has... and ive seen it happen

Posted by SmellsExcellent on Dec-08-2001 19:19:

quote:
I'm afraid the male anatomy was not designed for dancing naked. The problem is what dance choreographers know as the infamous "pendulum effect" - basically a certain appendage refuses to keep time.

now that is some funny shit..

I honestly would love to go to some nude whatever.. but here in the US place like that are scarce.. I think guys in general are less self conscious about their "man pieces." At least I know i dont really care. It would be a fun experience i think. Besides, being naked is fun, you cant say youve never walked around the house naked on a sunday morning.. weve all dont it!

Posted by shylock_one on Dec-08-2001 19:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Eugene

LOL.

Here's a joke for you.

Q: Suppose you're at a nude beach. How can you tell if someone is blind?

A: They're the only person with the penis hanging limp

The correct answer to that is:
"It ain't hard!"

Posted by Eugene on Dec-08-2001 22:06:

quote:
Originally posted by shylock_one

The correct answer to that is:
"It ain't hard!"

hahahahha
it ain't hard to answer da question,eh?

LOL That's even funnier, man!
hahaha

Posted by boy_luke_y2k on Dec-08-2001 23:29:

naked is cool, there would probz be ppl shaggin' all over the joint gettin' in yer way tho

Posted by Cable on Dec-08-2001 23:53:

naked is very good

about the pork chop issue, what happens if u get a woody with the pork chop on?

Posted by boy_luke_y2k on Dec-08-2001 23:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Cable
naked is very good

about the pork chop issue, what happens if u get a woody with the pork chop on?

Just hope there is no cannibals

Posted by Cable on Dec-09-2001 00:38:

lol yeah plz no canniboles

Posted by DJ_D|ABL0_ on Dec-09-2001 03:12:

Yeah I suppose I would. At least then I wouldn't find all sorts of flavours on my clothes in the morning

Posted by Fraggle on Dec-12-2001 11:41:

hmmm...what about a nude city!!!

guess it'd have to be in the topics somewhere

Posted by barry_sheen on Dec-12-2001 12:04:

What happens if a fight breaks out in the club?

That would be wierd!

Naked wrestling??

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