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Posted by kelly923 on Jul-18-2005 02:50:

embarassing ****

so my family went on vacation (i'm living at home for the summer) and i guess someone needed to borrow my suitcase... well i just got home and my fuckin vibrator is sitting on my pillow w/ an extra battery right next to it, because it was in the suitcase pocket...LoL, i'm soo embarrassed!

so any other embarrassing stories?

Posted by Ibizadreamer AG on Jul-18-2005 02:52:

Hahahaha lol...that is hilarious! Ummmmm I peed my pants when I was in kindergarten? That's about it!

Posted by nchs09 on Jul-18-2005 02:53:

Re: embarassing ****

Posted by nchs09 on Jul-18-2005 02:54:

my parents once found like 2 bottles of booz in my car half finished. they gave methis huge speach

but i guess this doesnt compare to wtvr the fuck happend to u

Posted by Ibizadreamer AG on Jul-18-2005 02:55:

I saw a Wellington sign today! I dunno where the hell that is lol

Posted by apostrophe on Jul-18-2005 02:55:

ooo, that's pretty bad, I dont think i can top that.

I've got this though...in grade school i was having a distance peeing contest (boys will be boys u know), and we were missing the target, apparently i had some aiming issues as a kid . we were about 7 feet from the urinals, and we look over and the janitors, (1 woman and 1 man) were watching us the whole time.. kinda creepy. but then they bitched us out hardcore...and for some reason, i felt embarassed about that for like 6 years. talk about guilt trip right?

yeh, that's my embarassing story...

Posted by Mr. Pink on Jul-18-2005 02:58:

when i was 5yrs old I lived in Dominican Republic.....

...i had bodyguards, maids, chauffuers, the works.

im at my neighbors house, playin and whatever...and then it hit me.

I have to poop!

ok so i bolt home.

holding my ass the whole way.

Now I didnt wear shoes or underwear much back then lol...

so i zip by the front gate, where one of the guards is standing, still holding my ass.

The drive way leading up to the front door was full of gravel and rocks.....so with each step is immense pain cuz im running my little covered-up ass as quickly as I can.

I finally get to the front door, and turn the knob.

AND IT'S LOCKED!!

at that moment, i lost all hope of reaching the toilet on time and I let loose.

I shat all over myself, and the poo was slowly running down my leg. This big chunk, just running down my leg.

All of a sudden I hear the sound of gravel rummaging around as if someone was walking up the drive way.....i flick the shit into this little pile right in front of the door, and hide behind a bush.

The guard turns the corner, walks to the front door, and looks down........and he sees a pile of crap just laying there.

I can only imagine him putting two and two together....little kid zipping by him holding his asshole.....pile of shit in front of door.

now that is fuked up

Posted by apostrophe on Jul-18-2005 03:03:

^^^

I had a similar instance too, was playin outside, had a big dump lined up, and the door was locked, no one was home. what else can u do besides let loose. fortunately only my mum saw me though, when she came home. and she didnt tell.

edit: btw i was 3 or 4, i've learned to keep it in since then.

Posted by wwu.punisher on Jul-18-2005 03:18:

I was sitting right next to a girl that I had a crush on in the library when I was in fourth grade. I had just leaned forward to grab a pencil out of the cup at the center of the table and BLAM... I accidentally let loose with what remains to this day my loudest and most impressive fart. Ever. I never even felt it coming.

Worst part is... I shat myself a bit in the process and didn't realize it until my ass was flat on the chair again.

That day sucked.

Posted by mezzir on Jul-18-2005 03:25:

Re: embarassing ****

quote:
Originally posted by kelly923
so my family went on vacation (i'm living at home for the summer) and i guess someone needed to borrow my suitcase... well i just got home and my fuckin vibrator is sitting on my pillow w/ an extra battery right next to it, because it was in the suitcase pocket...LoL, i'm soo embarrassed!

so any other embarrassing stories?

hah shit that sucks
similar thing happened to my ex-gf, she left hers in her bed i guess and the next day her mom went to wash the sheets...she found it sitting smack in the middle of a perfectly made bed out in the open when she got back

heh also like a few weeks ago we went to the local drive-in, and i borrowed my dad's minivan so we could park backwards, open the back, and with the back seat out lay inside the van and still see fine
worked great, except somehow her birth control pills fell out of her purse and she didn't realize till she was home
she called me the next day when she realized, and i knew they could very well be in that van, which my dad was gonna be driving all day to his vacation for the weekend, then back a day or two later
comes back, comes up to me: 'i think i found something of liz's....its in your room'
walk in, birth control pills smack in the middle of my bed
funnier part though is that she thought her dog ate them, cause her dog's been known to eat anything
so we told people that her dog was on birth control...got a lot of weird looks

Posted by Akridrot on Jul-18-2005 03:31:

I remember once i went to my friends house and I was about to take piss and the window was open. They had this fixture over the toilet, that had various lotions, soaps and air freshener. Unfortunately for me, my friends mother left her panties on this fixture(It's her house, and the toilet is right by the shower), and it was cold.

Now I pull my dick out, and I'm about to piss, but I want to close the window first. With my dick in my hand, I lean forward to close the window and the panties are RIGHT in front of my face, and she comes in at the same time.

You can guess what happened.

Posted by Orbital32 on Jul-18-2005 03:50:

i have one, even though it wasn't my fault all.

The 6th graders were suppose to help out the kindergarders for the day. Well they went out for recess and the little kids I had were crazy. Well he's see my female classmate wearing a skirt... SOOOO he does the smart thing and pulls them down. Of course she's all pissed and asked the wrong question:

"DID HE TELL YOU TO DO THIS?"

You see with that line of questioning it's improper and actually gives you a person to place a blame one. A better question would have been:

"Who told you to do this?"

But no, they point at me and state "Did he tell you to do this" OF course he says yes. Everybody just looks at me with the evil look. I was framed i tell ya... i was framed!

Posted by DarkAngel on Jul-18-2005 03:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
I remember once i went to my friends house and I was about to take piss and the window was open. They had this fixture over the toilet, that had various lotions, soaps and air freshener. Unfortunately for me, my friends mother left her panties on this fixture(It's her house, and the toilet is right by the shower), and it was cold.

Now I pull my dick out, and I'm about to piss, but I want to close the window first. With my dick in my hand, I lean forward to close the window and the panties are RIGHT in front of my face, and she comes in at the same time.

You can guess what happened.

You pissed on her or the window slammed shut on your dick?

Posted by Akridrot on Jul-18-2005 03:52:

No, she called me a panty sniffer. And I hate her forever.

Posted by wwu.punisher on Jul-18-2005 03:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
No, she called me a panty sniffer. And I hate her forever.

Dude, it's so obvious that you're a panty sniffer, though.

Go find some Asian chicks to sneak up on... LOL

Posted by nchs09 on Jul-18-2005 03:53:

quote:
Originally posted by wwu.punisher
Dude, it's so obvious that you're a panty sniffer, though.

Go find some Asian chicks to sneak up on... LOL

Posted by Akridrot on Jul-18-2005 03:54:

quote:
Originally posted by wwu.punisher
Dude, it's so obvious that you're a panty sniffer, though.

Go find some Asian chicks to sneak up on... LOL

Ooooooooh Diss.

Posted by DarkAngel on Jul-18-2005 03:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
No, she called me a panty sniffer. And I hate her forever.

Nothing too wrong in that, unless the owner of the panties in question has severe bowel problems or irregular vaginal hemorrage...or happens to be over the age of 40...or is a hermy.

Posted by AlphaStarred on Jul-18-2005 03:59:

I once met this chick whilst working, whom i think i shared a mutual attraction with. She invited me to her office once, during a break I had between classes. After tarrying in her room and flirting for a while, I kissed her, which felt as though it lasted but a twinkling. Then, after shooting the shit some more, she reveals that she has an alleged b/f. Finally she insists, "Why don't you buy me a vibrator?"
Fucking cocktease

I wasn't abashed at all by this, but I posted it in regards to the opening post.

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Jul-18-2005 03:59:

I cant believe Im going to do this...

My most embarassing moment came my freshman year of college. I fell off my bike on the way to class. Yeah... it was really wet because it had just rained and WOOPS! Crash. Whats even moer unfortunate is that the english class right before mine had just let out and they were all walking towards me.

Its so hard to think about. By far the most embarassing thing thats ever happened to me.

Posted by apostrophe on Jul-18-2005 05:17:

^^^

hehh..

being caught by parents bites..

especially the morning after they catch u and u gotta face em.

Posted by Emil on Jul-18-2005 05:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Nou
When I was in second grade me and this girl I liked were in a little fort we made out of pillows in my basement... my brother and her brother were off playing war or something and we were like "yea we are the generals, so we stay in the base"

So anyways she starts getting frisky (yea... duh know... girl was weeeeeird) anyways she was just out of gymnastics class so she was wearing a one piece gymnastics leotard thing and some shorts and a t-shirt.

So she slips off the t-shirt and I took of my shirt and she climbs on top of me and starts grinding up on me and I'm like "whoa this is cool" and so she starts to slip off the leotard, pulling it down... just about getting to her nipple.... and I look over and I see my mom and she is like "Hi!" and I'm like and the girl is like and she goes "lunch is ready, you kids might wanna come up" and left us... so she got dressed and we went and had lunch.

Yea, needless to say I got cock blocked by my mom... so embarrassing and a let down... pun intended.

So yea, after that we wern't allowed to be in a room together with the door closed either!!!

You should be banned for that post.

Posted by Falcon-X on Jul-18-2005 07:21:

Posted by apostrophe on Jul-18-2005 07:36:

lol yeah..

i went swimming with a couple girls, one of whom i was in the process of macking, (this was...like freshman yr in highschool) so we started foolin around in the kiddy pool, whatever. she dashed over to the main pool, leaving me stranded with a raging hardon, in the kiddy pool. so i had to like...jump quickly to the main pool, but both of them saw it..hard to hide in swim shorts. they were crackin up the whole time, yeah me..embarassed..but hey, it was HER FAULT!

but yeah, she made it up to me later, so it was all good.

Posted by stren on Jul-18-2005 08:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
when i was 5yrs old I lived in Dominican Republic.....

...i had bodyguards, maids, chauffuers, the works.

im at my neighbors house, playin and whatever...and then it hit me.

I have to poop!

ok so i bolt home.

holding my ass the whole way.

Now I didnt wear shoes or underwear much back then lol...

so i zip by the front gate, where one of the guards is standing, still holding my ass.

The drive way leading up to the front door was full of gravel and rocks.....so with each step is immense pain cuz im running my little covered-up ass as quickly as I can.

I finally get to the front door, and turn the knob.

AND IT'S LOCKED!!

at that moment, i lost all hope of reaching the toilet on time and I let loose.

I shat all over myself, and the poo was slowly running down my leg. This big chunk, just running down my leg.

All of a sudden I hear the sound of gravel rummaging around as if someone was walking up the drive way.....i flick the shit into this little pile right in front of the door, and hide behind a bush.

The guard turns the corner, walks to the front door, and looks down........and he sees a pile of crap just laying there.

I can only imagine him putting two and two together....little kid zipping by him holding his asshole.....pile of shit in front of door.

now that is fuked up

bodyguards ? your parents are some VIPs ?

and eww, i was just eating my breakfast when i read that. Thanks Javier

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