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Posted by TweeK on Jul-23-2005 20:13:

racism

Heres a joke i thought was funny....might be old but whatever.For those that havent heard it.

a Black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

When I was born, I was black,
When I grew up, I was black,
When I'm sick, I'm black,
When I go in the sun, I'm black,
When I'm cold, I'm black,
When I die, I'll be black.
But you, sir...

When you're born, you're pink,
When you grow up, you're white,
When you're sick, you're green,
When you go in the sun, you turn red,
When you're cold, you turn blue,
And when you die, you'll turn purple.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

+1 for the black man....

Posted by AlphaStarred on Jul-23-2005 20:22:

Pertaining to the topic:
What do you call a nigger with with no arms and one leg? A shit on a stick.

Posted by TweeK on Jul-23-2005 20:26:

quote:
Originally posted by AlphaStarred
Pertaining to the topic:
What do you call a nigger with with no arms and one leg? A shit on a stick.

Letz not turn this thread into shit

....Let it be positive

Posted by AlphaStarred on Jul-23-2005 20:28:

Don't take it amiss, I've nothing against black people. In fact, I've had a number of black friends and even hooked up with a black girl before.

Posted by M@t on Jul-23-2005 20:28:

first post was good
second post needs to be deleted, otherwise the thread will be

Posted by Zenchowdah on Jul-23-2005 20:34:

what do you call a black guy flyin a plane?

A PILOT YOU RACIST!

Posted by AlphaStarred on Jul-23-2005 20:37:

You're so black you went to night school and the teacher counted you absent.

Posted by jonSun on Jul-23-2005 20:40:

Why did the Polish guy cross the road?

Because he couldnt get his dick out of the chicken.

BTW im part Polish.

Posted by AlphaStarred on Jul-23-2005 20:43:

A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

"Africa," says the parrot.

Posted by Omega_Blue on Jul-23-2005 20:46:

what did the mexican say when two houses fell on him?

"Get off me, Homes!"

Posted by WhooCares on Jul-23-2005 20:46:

quote:
Originally posted by AlphaStarred
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

"Africa," says the parrot.

OMG.....SO WRONG but yt sooo Funny!!

Posted by AlphaStarred on Jul-23-2005 20:57:

Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea and thought he was melting.

Posted by StacyTheGoddess on Jul-23-2005 20:58:

This loser is now banned

Posted by AlphaStarred on Jul-23-2005 21:05:

Q. British General addressing Australian troops: Did you come here to die?
A. No mate, we came here yester-die.

Posted by Kapedano on Jul-23-2005 21:25:

2 black guys and a mexican in a car. who was driving it?

THE POLICE!

Posted by Streakfury on Jul-23-2005 21:29:

Some are funny, some are harsh. I love it.