I need to decrease my sperm count

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Posted by {b.s.e.} on Aug-02-2005 16:16:

I need to decrease my sperm count

Seriously, I have way too much of this stuff. Any takers?

Posted by Yan on Aug-02-2005 16:29:

You can always pay a guy to repeatedly kick you in the loins.

Posted by Psy-T on Aug-02-2005 16:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
You can always pay a guy to repeatedly kick you in the loins.

Posted by Allied Nations on Aug-02-2005 16:33:

Re: I need to decrease my sperm count

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
Seriously, I have way too much of this stuff. Any takers?

ask FF..

Posted by Akridrot on Aug-02-2005 16:33:

Re: I need to decrease my sperm count

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
Seriously, I have way too much of this stuff. Any takers?

Do I have to swallow? I'd prefer it in the rectum...

(i always get the two confused)

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Aug-02-2005 16:34:

or PP?

Posted by jonze on Aug-02-2005 16:37:

sperm bank?

Posted by Moral Hazard on Aug-02-2005 16:40:

I had this problem but then I remembered some advice my mom gave me as a child "when no one is around to help you, you have to take maters into your own hands and help yourself." She wasn't talking about sperm count but the advice holds true.

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Aug-02-2005 16:42:

eh, i think i'll wait til the woman gets home. sorry, akridrot.

Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Aug-02-2005 17:00:

Do like I do:

1.Drink a liter of wodka between Monday and Friday before you
go to bed. Saturday and Sunday dont count - it's the weekend NooB!
2.Choke the chiken after you wake up.
3.Smoke some good herb before and after work.
4.When taking showers dont use soap..use shampoo, the chemicals
will kill the lil' SOB-eeches.
5.Find random drunk girl on weekends to give you head.
6.Repeat for at least 3 months.

You're set there pal!

Posted by BTG on Aug-02-2005 17:02:

mountain dew

Posted by Krypton on Aug-02-2005 17:12:

youve got an excuse to smoke some mad weed. light up and start beating those sperm in their own numbers game.

Posted by Yan on Aug-02-2005 17:19:

quote:
Originally posted by BTG
mountain dew

::ups the ante with SURGE::

Posted by CyberneticAngel on Aug-02-2005 18:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
::ups the ante with SURGE::

hell yea!!!

plus you could always start smoking weed stems and seeds

Posted by Zenchowdah on Aug-02-2005 18:24:

Re: I need to decrease my sperm count

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
Seriously, I have way too much of this stuff. Any takers?

quote:

Last post I'll post for a while...
I would just like to apologize to anyone I've offended..it may be the alkie-hol..whatev.
I have the feeling I'm wearing out my welcome, for some reason or another.. at least from the shit I'm gettin' tonight.. I dunno..

bse

Posted by NeoShaman on Aug-02-2005 18:28:

nice parody thread

Posted by Zenchowdah on Aug-02-2005 18:29:

quote:
Originally posted by NeoShaman
nice parody thread

might wanna change your sig there....

Posted by Jocker on Aug-02-2005 18:31:

cut off yer dick0r!

Posted by keithos27 on Aug-02-2005 18:37:

cell phone/laptop

Posted by Jocker on Aug-02-2005 18:50:

quote:
Originally posted by keithos27
cell phone/laptop

actually, the research has concluded, that the main reason why people with laptop have less sperm is because of increased heat from the laptop battery in the crotch area. so you can buy a small flashlight and just tie is to your dick and turn it on. or you can stick it up your ass and turn it on, so every time you speak, there'll be light pulsating from your mouth

Posted by MarathonMan on Aug-02-2005 19:11:

I need to decrease mine and all - my poor woman has to chew before she swallows

Posted by Jocker on Aug-02-2005 19:26:

quote:
Originally posted by MarathonMan
I need to decrease mine and all - my poor woman has to chew before she swallows

you shit before you cum

Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Aug-03-2005 19:17:

Have your dog take you to his vet, and have him neuter yo' azz!

Posted by Yan on Aug-03-2005 19:38:

quote:
Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
Have your dog take you to his vet, and have him neuter yo' azz!

Umm... There's something more humane and it's called a vasectomy.