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Posted by Minhaj on Aug-02-2005 21:56:

The Offical I Love Seinfeld Thread

Posted by UWM on Aug-02-2005 21:57:

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-02-2005 21:57:

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

yes!!!!!!!!!!!

george is getting excited!!!

Posted by nchs09 on Aug-02-2005 21:58:

Posted by Minhaj on Aug-02-2005 21:59:

On May 14th 1998, Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer were sentenced to one year in prison for violating the Massachusetts Good Samaritan Law. Then, due to a series of sarcastic quips Jerry made to prison guards, and a series finale regarded by most TV critics as "Satisfactory At Best", Jerry Seinfeld was transferred to a maximum security prison. That facility is known as... OZ.

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/32290/

Posted by Psy-T on Aug-02-2005 22:05:

did jerry ever date a shemale or was i hallucinating?

Posted by UWM on Aug-02-2005 22:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Psy-T
did jerry ever date a shemale or was i hallucinating?

I think the "man-hands" was about as close as he got.

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Aug-02-2005 22:09:

Damnit you beat me to it.

Posted by Aiwendil on Aug-02-2005 22:09:

What's the deal with loving me? You love your mom, you love your grandma, you even love fine wine from time to time, but me? You don't even know me for cryin' out loud. Sure, you could say that in a way I was in the same room with you while you had sex with your first three wives, but that's not the same!

Posted by GrimReaper on Aug-02-2005 22:10:

Yes! Kramer is like my long lost non-related big brother, except for the hair. Something is missing up there in his clock tower but who cares.

"I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st...wait a minute, how can the same streets intersect with themselves...I must be at the nexus of the universe, Jerry!" (Kramer)

I still think i prefer Frasier out of the more comedy US series tho.

Posted by Minhaj on Aug-02-2005 22:11:

quote:
Originally posted by GrimReaper

I still think i prefer Frasier out of the more comedy US series tho.

i gotta keep a dictionary with me everytime i watch that show

Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-02-2005 22:12:

its so hard to pick a favorite episode, but i really love the one where george's mom looks like the doll and he's all talking to it

"don't tell me how to eat"

Posted by GrimReaper on Aug-02-2005 22:16:

quote:
Originally posted by BrownTA4Life
i gotta keep a dictionary with me everytime i watch that show

Sometimes i lost track too what they are talkin' about but most of the time their politically correct discussions make me laugh.

Posted by Aiwendil on Aug-02-2005 22:22:

CANTSTANDJA, CANTSTANDJA, CANTSTANDJA!!!

Posted by Warez Guy on Aug-02-2005 23:04:

serenity now

Posted by UWM on Aug-02-2005 23:05:

Festivus for the rest of us.

Posted by Lira on Aug-02-2005 23:09:

There's just one little thing I don't understand...

WHY DOES HE SPEAK YELLING?

Posted by Pariah Cleric on Aug-02-2005 23:32:

I like the one where they take their pants off when they play pool, or the "bro"/"mansierre" episode.

Posted by AirPole on Aug-02-2005 23:35:

Anyone who doesn't love Kramer's fysical humor is a nut! Crazy in the coco nut!

George is also funny when he gets angry.

Posted by Viber on Aug-03-2005 00:17:

im watching 3 episodes every night now just saw "the Oppisete" episode where George is doing the oppisete of what his instincts tell him to do and after so much time it was funny as hell!! That episode inspired Larry Brown to tie the finals series to 2-2

Kramer: It's a write-off for them.
Jerry: How is it a write-off?
Cosmo Kramer: They just write it off.
Jerry: You don't even know what a write-off is.
Kramer: Do you?
Jerry: No, I don't.
Kramer: But they do, and they're the ones writing it off

Posted by Ygrene on Aug-03-2005 00:57:

My favorite was when George stopped thinking about sex and became smart.

He's sitting in that deli reading a text book, smacks the book and says:

"Ha ha, of course! Absolute zero!"

I don't know why I found that so hilarious but I roffled and still rofl thinking about it.

Posted by farley on Aug-03-2005 01:02:

Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a messaaaaaage at the beep.

I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I beeeeee?

Believe it or not, I'm not home.

Fuckin Castanza for the gold, lol

Posted by Vlad on Aug-03-2005 01:06:

3 of the most famous Seinfeld one liners...

Jerry: *In the most hated, dispised voice* New-man!

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Kramer: "Stick a fork in me Jerry, Im done!"

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Soup Nazi: "NO MORE SOUP FOR YOU!"

Posted by tribu on Aug-03-2005 02:57:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Festivus for the rest of us.

Hey Rob, the jerk store called, they're running out of you!

Posted by medinaM5 on Aug-03-2005 03:07:

NO SOUP FO U!

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