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Posted by ascension on Dec-11-2001 07:36:

some definitions..

hehe i had a larf... hope u do too!!

AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under

BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from

BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

ETCH-A-SKETCH
Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her nipples simultaneously

FUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHIT
The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.

GOING FOR A McSHIT
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McShit with Lies

GREYHOUND
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare

MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually fuck-all in there worth seeing.

MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

MUMBLER
An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc. i.e. you can
see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.

MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in

MYSTERY TAXI
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead

SALAD DODGER
An excellent phrase for an overweight person

SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive woman

TART FUEL or BITCH PISS
Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.

TITANIC
A lady who goes down first time out.

TWO-BAGGER or DOUBLE BAGGER
Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with (1 to cover their head, and 1 to cover yours, in case their bag falls off).

Posted by AnotherWay83 on Dec-11-2001 07:54:

Re: some definitions..

quote:
Originally posted by ascension
hehe i had a larf... hope u do too!!

AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under

heheh liked that one the best, i need to give aussie kisses to a number of women....heheh...

peace

Posted by Fraggle on Dec-12-2001 10:23:

MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

hahahahahaha!!!

Posted by OrZonE on Dec-13-2001 20:15:

Monkey Bath......lol
gotta love that one

Posted by boy_luke_y2k on Dec-16-2001 10:14:

lol

Posted by dOgMa55 on Dec-17-2001 07:48:

Funny stuff...that whole etch a sketch thing...Lol

Posted by Trance-Canada on Dec-18-2001 14:04:

lol