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-- [MEL] De Biers Nightclub (06.08.05)
[MEL] De Biers Nightclub (06.08.05)
Oh my fucking god, what a night. 
Firstly, I can now officially say that you have not heard Sir Mixalot unless you've heard Sir Mixalot mixed (that is, cross-faded) into Usher and then mixed (that is, cross-faded) into an incredibly awesome remix of Sweet Dreams (that is, the original version of Sweet Dreams with a completely out of time clickity-clack beat just randomly thrown in over the top). Secondly, I have never heard such a diverse range of music in one night before. Whether the tune was late 90s commercial r'n'b or early 2000s commercial r'n'b, you can bet your sweet ass that DJ Nicky C (that's probably his name, as if I could ever really give enough of a fuck to check) played it and most likely played it twice over the three hours we were there. Completely overplayed shit doesn't come any better than the completely overplayed shit they play at De Biers.
But we all know that what makes a night, ultimately, is the punters and De Biers sure has them in spades. We knew as soon as we saw the girl out front, on all-fours, passed out and vomiting into the gutter with her dress around her waist, that we were going to be in for a good night. The large group of methed-out fucks in front of us in the line, who tried to tell the bouncer that they should be allowed in on the basis that they "didn't even go to sleep last night" only heightened my expectations of the night ahead. If these are the quality of people they're keeping out, you can only imagine how great the clientelle inside must be!
But, in all seriousness folks, if you like $7 beers, enjoy music that even complete chese-dicks got sick of about four years ago (omg, Nelly!) and enjoy the company of pissed-up wankers who like to try to impress overweight girls but end up slipping on their arses and hurting themselves quite badly instead (careful you don't trip-up on that perfectly flat piece of ground there, dickhead!) then De Biers is definitely the place for you. I had a fucking blast and will definitely be back soon.
LOL
sounds like a night of debauchery indeed. can i start PMing Mr. Begicski for guestlist now? 
Cant sleep hey James! 
wasnt it kind of a given that De Biers would've been shite.
you must have a friend you like very much if you're going out with them to that place...
i gues its the next place that people who are searching for gigs will turn to after lowlife clubs in Chapel St....... 
does anyone have an address i can send demo's too?
lol de biers!!! went there with some mates for a going away partya couple of weeks ago, after we got knocked back by about 5 other places we decided to go there to end the night, was glad when we got out of there and went to kfc hehe. didn't have anyone throwing up outside when we went though, must have been a quiet night.
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| Originally posted by 00soups00 wasnt it kind of a given that De Biers would've been shite. you must have a friend you like very much if you're going out with them to that place... i gues its the next place that people who are searching for gigs will turn to after lowlife clubs in Chapel St....... |
That place is a complete shit hole!!!
I hope you showered straight after!!
fark sorry bro cant beleive i missed this post, just gimme a buzzski broski and i'll put it on the listski.
pump up, pump down
pump side to side and
all around,
gonna rock it with the lebz in broady,
rippin 10 ml charges make me so naughty.
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| Originally posted by tachyon LOL sounds like a night of debauchery indeed. can i start PMing Mr. Begicski for guestlist now? |
^^^^^ Incredible
i kissed 3 girls in one night there once.
swear to god bro swear to god.
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| Originally posted by tonydanza ^^^^^ Incredible |
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| Originally posted by Light The Fuse i kissed 3 girls in one night there once. |
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| Originally posted by Light The Fuse i kissed 3 girls in one night there once. |
lol Jules from what I've heard of De Biers I don't think your comment would be considered boasting 
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| Originally posted by Hybrid Junkie lol Jules from what I've heard of De Biers I don't think your comment would be considered boasting |
I've never heard of it?
where is it?
(and I am serious)
It's on Flinders Lane, down by Elizabeth Street. Believe me, you haven't been missing much.
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| Originally posted by Light The Fuse i kissed 3 girls in one night there once. |
coz u go when there is good music on - sluts dun like good music
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| Originally posted by Philby you've never been??? you haven't lived till you have at least one trashed out night at de biers hehe |
ahahaha you loved it
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| Originally posted by Philby ahahaha you loved it |
omg twister haha lets go back there again 
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