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someone make fun of george bush

I ahve a picture I wanna post, but someone has to make fun of him first.


so do it!

Oi, jonze, that picture is quite funny but it's a tad bit disrespectful to the pope. I believe it would be better to remove it

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.

Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"

Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

"Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb sh*t, it's Tony Blair!"

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Originally posted by Lira Oi, jonze, that picture is quite funny but it's a tad bit disrespectful to the pope. I believe it would be better to remove it

yea i know, but its funny. deleted.

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Originally posted by jonze234 yea i know, but its funny.

Indeed it is

and XoxidE's joke is funny as well, had seen it before though

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Originally posted by XoxidE While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate." Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am." "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. "Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course." Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb sh*t, it's Tony Blair!"

finally

^ AHAHAHAHA!!!

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Originally posted by XoxidE ^ AHAHAHAHA!!!

its funny cuz you know that hippie looks like she has don king in a leglock

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Originally posted by Lira

i thought thats what everyone else said

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Originally posted by Lira Oi, jonze, that picture is quite funny but it's a tad bit disrespectful to the pope. I believe it would be better to remove it

Not everyone is religious, you know.

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Originally posted by Lumps Not everyone is religious, you know.

def:A cause, principle, or activity pursued with zeal or conscientious devotion.

Id put money on most people being that

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Originally posted by Orbax def:A cause, principle, or activity pursued with zeal or conscientious devotion. Id put money on most people being that

I'll get back to you as soon as I consult with my dictionary and a lawyer.

haha.

I didn't even see this picture, but did see that it was later deleted. Post it again, Desty Nova.

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Originally posted by jonze234

oh..the mordor jokes..wistfulness

The pope is a fucking idiot. Whatever was posted post it again please so I can see it and laugh at him.

Yes DJ Mikey Mike, eeeeveryone's a fucking idiot.

Mordor jokes. Yakov Smirnoff references. Cutting edge humour.

COR.

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Originally posted by Aiwendil Yes DJ Mikey Mike, eeeeveryone's a fucking idiot.

Ok.

Aah, that site is lots of fun!

hopefully startsearcher won't mind :P ..

omg! Does some gimp on this board actually own that t-shirt?

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Originally posted by josh4 And yet, surprisingly not that much different from PDD...

One does not simply walk into the PDD. In the PDD.... someone walks into you!

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