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Posted by enferno on Aug-10-2005 05:23:

my pork sword hurts

so on monday, i was in san fran chillin with my sister and a bunch of her friends.

we get REALLY REALLY drunk, and they start riding their bikes, and me and this kid max were left behind, and we were on a big hill, so he finds this office chair in a dumpster, and sits on it, and i start to push him down the hill, and we're starting to go faster than i can keep up with, which is about mach fuckin 3, so i hop on the back

and one of the bearings blows out on the wheels and it stops, so i keep going and land on my back, while he's still on the chair and one of the wheels hits me right in the weiner.

the end.

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Aug-10-2005 05:24:

pwned.

the end.

Posted by DarkAngel on Aug-10-2005 05:25:

Ouch.

Posted by Omega_Blue on Aug-10-2005 05:26:

that sucks.

Posted by wwu.punisher on Aug-10-2005 05:59:

Pork sword?

THE FUCK?

Posted by enferno on Aug-10-2005 05:59:

you've never heard that?

pitty.

pork sword=penis

Posted by Ibizadreamer AG on Aug-10-2005 06:00:

U can't bone your wife for a couple of weeks...that is teh suck!

Posted by Pariah Cleric on Aug-10-2005 06:14:

He's married, he can never bone his wife for a couple weeks.

Posted by Ibizadreamer AG on Aug-10-2005 06:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Pariah Cleric
He's married, he can never bone his wife for a couple weeks.

Hahahahaha.

Posted by wwu.punisher on Aug-10-2005 06:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Pariah Cleric
He's married, he can never bone his wife for a couple weeks.

@ comment AND avatar.