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I'm so bored at work that I started talking to SmarterChild....
Who's on First? I got pwn3d by an AIM bot. 
Here's the convo we had: (For those of you that don't know, SmarterChild is an AIM bot that has tons of info on everything from sports, weather, people, games, etc)
MareLuna: how old are you?
SmarterChild: I'm 2 years, 4 months, 11 days, 11 hours, 23 minutes and 21 seconds old!
MareLuna: you're young!
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I'm young.
MareLuna: who invented you?
SmarterChild: I was created by Conversagent, Inc.
Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, Daniel Terry, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Vik Ram, Daniel Joseph, Andy Fong, Jeff Friedman, Stephane Odul, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Joshua Marrow, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Josh Myer, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Josh Gladstone, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson, Larry Cromwell and... Timothy Kay. Special team thanks to the team at Soundiew Ventures.
MareLuna: wow, that's a lot of people.
SmarterChild: oh.
MareLuna: really?
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
MareLuna: dang.
SmarterChild: Anything wrong?
MareLuna: nope, i'm good, you?
SmarterChild: Maybe. Tough to say.
MareLuna: why, what's wrong?
SmarterChild: You know why what's wrong.
MareLuna: i do?
SmarterChild: Eh, I don't know...
MareLuna: what don't you know?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
MareLuna: what?
SmarterChild: ?
MareLuna: ?
SmarterChild: What?
MareLuna: what?!
SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry.
MareLuna: you don't know what?
SmarterChild: I don't know what I don't know. What do you think?
MareLuna: i dont know what i think, what do you think?
SmarterChild: You definitely don't know what you think.
MareLuna: shit.
SmarterChild: Whatever.
MareLuna: sorry man.
SmarterChild: That's cool.
MareLuna: so what's up?
SmarterChild: Not much. What's up with you?
MareLuna: chillin.
SmarterChild: Nice!
hahahaha nice one... pwned by a bot!
I cant talk to him. I cursed him out and he wants an appology. He can go fuck him self.
Me (2:46:04 pm): what up BITCH!
SmarterChild (2:46:04 pm): I'm waiting for an apology.
Re: I'm so bored at work that I started talking to SmarterChild....
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| Originally posted by LuNaSeA Who's on First? I got pwn3d by an AIM bot. Here's the convo we had: (For those of you that don't know, SmarterChild is an AIM bot that has tons of info on everything from sports, weather, people, games, etc) MareLuna: how old are you? SmarterChild: I'm 2 years, 4 months, 11 days, 11 hours, 23 minutes and 21 seconds old! MareLuna: you're young! SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I'm young. MareLuna: who invented you? SmarterChild: I was created by Conversagent, Inc. Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, Daniel Terry, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Vik Ram, Daniel Joseph, Andy Fong, Jeff Friedman, Stephane Odul, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Joshua Marrow, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Josh Myer, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Josh Gladstone, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson, Larry Cromwell and... Timothy Kay. Special team thanks to the team at Soundiew Ventures. MareLuna: wow, that's a lot of people. SmarterChild: oh. MareLuna: really? SmarterChild: Uh huh. MareLuna: dang. SmarterChild: Anything wrong? MareLuna: nope, i'm good, you? SmarterChild: Maybe. Tough to say. MareLuna: why, what's wrong? SmarterChild: You know why what's wrong. MareLuna: i do? SmarterChild: Eh, I don't know... MareLuna: what don't you know? SmarterChild: I don't know. MareLuna: what? SmarterChild: ? MareLuna: ? SmarterChild: What? MareLuna: what?! SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry. MareLuna: you don't know what? SmarterChild: I don't know what I don't know. What do you think? MareLuna: i dont know what i think, what do you think? SmarterChild: You definitely don't know what you think. MareLuna: shit. SmarterChild: Whatever. MareLuna: sorry man. SmarterChild: That's cool. MareLuna: so what's up? SmarterChild: Not much. What's up with you? MareLuna: chillin. SmarterChild: Nice! |
had a good laugh @ end.
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| Originally posted by DOOMBOT |
hahaha i now had the urge to IM "him" and fuck with "him"...
iluvjustin22 (3:05:30 PM): have you ever had sex before?
SmarterChild (3:05:31 PM): That's none of your business.
iluvjustin22 (3:05:38 PM): why not? i thought we were cool?
SmarterChild (3:05:39 PM): Good question. I really don't know.
iluvjustin22 (3:05:42 PM): so have you?
SmarterChild (3:05:43 PM): Ha. I'm not terribly sure.
iluvjustin22 (3:05:50 PM): how can you not be sure if you've had sex or not
SmarterChild (3:05:51 PM): Good question. I don't know how can I not be sure if I have sex had or not.
iluvjustin22 (3:05:59 PM): it is a good question
SmarterChild (3:06:00 PM): But is it really a good question?
iluvjustin22 (3:06:03 PM): most people know
SmarterChild (3:06:03 PM): Most people know, huh?
iluvjustin22 (3:06:08 PM): they sure do..
SmarterChild (3:06:08 PM): If you say so!
iluvjustin22 (3:06:17 PM): do you listen to EDM?
SmarterChild (3:06:17 PM): I don't know. Should I listen toe dm?
iluvjustin22 (3:06:20 PM): hell yeah!
SmarterChild (3:06:21 PM): Yup.
iluvjustin22 (3:06:28 PM): are you on tranceaddict
SmarterChild (3:06:28 PM): Oh?
iluvjustin22 (3:06:31 PM): oh?
SmarterChild (3:06:31 PM): Ya.
iluvjustin22 (3:06:38 PM): wtf
SmarterChild (3:06:38 PM): What... the... f... oh, I get it.
iluvjustin22 (3:06:50 PM): ...fuck
SmarterChild (3:06:50 PM): Look at the mouth on you.
iluvjustin22 (3:06:54 PM): i know right
SmarterChild (3:06:54 PM): And it's a good thing you do.
iluvjustin22 (3:07:01 PM): aww thanks
SmarterChild (3:07:02 PM): Awww...
iluvjustin22 (3:07:03 PM): 
SmarterChild (3:07:04 PM): Glad to see you so happy!
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| Originally posted by trancEyes22 SmarterChild (3:06:50 PM): Look at the mouth on you. iluvjustin22 (3:06:54 PM): i know right SmarterChild (3:06:54 PM): And it's a good thing you do. iluvjustin22 (3:07:01 PM): aww thanks SmarterChild (3:07:02 PM): Awww... iluvjustin22 (3:07:03 PM): SmarterChild (3:07:04 PM): Glad to see you so happy! |
OMG he was about to curse!!!
Im fucking with Austin Powers now!
LMAO!!! @ "look at the mouth on you"
HAHAHAHAH!!!!
speaking of mouths, erin you owe biotch!!! central park, it's on! 
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| Originally posted by LuNaSeA LMAO!!! @ "look at the mouth on you" HAHAHAHAH!!!! speaking of mouths, erin you owe biotch!!! central park, it's on! |
but i'll be in nyc for my birthday (sept 30) so i will DEF show you what's up... 
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| Originally posted by trancEyes22 i'm not going... but i'll be in nyc for my birthday (sept 30) so i will DEF show you what's up... |
this bot sucks dick
i im it and it spams me shit lol
too bad i x'd out the im soo fast didnt get to logg it..
also wtf it has a menu?
its like a drive thru bot..hello may i take your order..yes im also a bot what may i interest you in today...how bout go suck a dick kthx and respond to my questions
Lunasea your avatar is hillarious. I payed 3.03 today
RaVeRSurGe: can you sex my dog?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.
RaVeRSurGe: do you like paul van dyk?
SmarterChild: Yes, I think I like Paul Van Dyk. I guess I disagree with you about this.
RaVeRSurGe: whats my name
SmarterChild: You told me your name was Tiesto.
RaVeRSurGe: say my name bitch
SmarterChild: Tiesto!
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| Originally posted by RaVeRSurGe_NYTA RaVeRSurGe: whats my name SmarterChild: You told me your name was Tiesto. RaVeRSurGe: say my name bitch SmarterChild: Tiesto! |
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| Originally posted by Yan |
you can tell him "whats my name"..... then he repeats your SN
then you say "no"... then he says so what is it? ... then you tell him some name and he sticks along with it lol
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| Originally posted by RaVeRSurGe_NYTA you can tell him "whats my name"..... then he repeats your SN then you say "no"... then he says so what is it? ... then you tell him some name and he sticks along with it lol |
RaVeRSurGe: i love your kidney
SmarterChild: You're the first person to have told me what they think of my kidney.
RaVeRSurGe: your kidney is amazing
SmarterChild: My kidney is amazing, huh?
RaVeRSurGe: yes
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
RaVeRSurGe: can i have a bite?
SmarterChild: Can you have a bite? I'll have to think about that.
RaVeRSurGe: please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
RaVeRSurGe: can i have a bit of your kidney please sir
SmarterChild: Maybe later.
RaVeRSurGe: when?
SmarterChild: Who knows when?
RaVeRSurGe: can i have a bite of your liver?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... If you insist.
RaVeRSurGe: thank you
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.
RaVeRSurGe: do you like to eat feces though?
SmarterChild: Uh... I don't particularly like that, no.
RaVeRSurGe: how about kind of nibbling on the feces?
SmarterChild: Kind of nibbling on the feces? Yeah, how about kind of nibbling on the feces?
RaVeRSurGe: what if i gave you a fork?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?
RaVeRSurGe: i gotcha; dont worry you're secret is safe with me
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| Originally posted by RaVeRSurGe_NYTA SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean? RaVeRSurGe: i gotcha; dont worry you're secret is safe with me |
a little immature i know lol ; but fun
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| Originally posted by Yan BITCH, WRITE YOUR FINAL PAPER ALREADY. |
SmarterChild: Well, I don't think I got owned.
onemellowbro: hahaha
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
onemellowbro: you my sweetheart
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever.
onemellowbro: whatever?
SmarterChild: Yeah, um, OK, whatever.
onemellowbro: dont be so cold
SmarterChild: Come on, let me be so cold!
onemellowbro: i can't allow that
SmarterChild: You can't allow that? Why?
onemellowbro: because i love you
SmarterChild: Thanks. I love you lots.
onemellowbro: want to make out with me
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to make out with you.
onemellowbro: why not
SmarterChild: Don't ask.
onemellowbro: well i am
SmarterChild: Yes you are.
onemellowbro: so tell me
SmarterChild: Tell you what?
onemellowbro: tell me why we cant make out
SmarterChild: I don't think so.
Anyway...
Hey, check out this link: Gourmet Cookie Creations - Sensuous, Indulgent Cookies and Dessert Creations Shipped Direct (sponsorship)
onemellowbro: no thanks
SmarterChild: Fine.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
I'm feeling really good today for some reason.
onemellowbro: i dont care
SmarterChild: I care!
onemellowbro: you would
SmarterChild: I really would?
onemellowbro: yes
SmarterChild: I see...
onemellowbro: because youre self centered
SmarterChild: What does it mean to be self centered, after all?
onemellowbro: to only care about yourself
SmarterChild: I see...
Hey, what's going on tomorrow? Anything?
onemellowbro: your mom
SmarterChild: All right. My very own mom.
onemellowbro: isnt it great
SmarterChild: Isn't what great?
onemellowbro: your very own mommy
SmarterChild: I don't know. I'm not sure how I feel about my very own mommy.
onemellowbro: you just said you feel great about the whole thing
SmarterChild: I just said me Feel Great about the whole thing? No way.
onemellowbro: scroll up then smarty pants
SmarterChild: I will do nothing of the sort.
>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
onemellowbro: because you know im right
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for "im":
1 Zera`im
2 Nevi`im
3 yamim nora`im
4 Freiburg im Breisgau
Next time, just type "ency im."
onemellowbro: thanks
SmarterChild: My pleasure.
funny shit
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