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Posted by koky69 on Aug-24-2005 14:06:

10 thoughts to ponder

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Posted by Fredz21 on Aug-24-2005 19:32:

Posted by grooviebeats on Aug-24-2005 23:39:

Posted by CleverName on Aug-24-2005 23:48:

I like number 2

Posted by 3xx3r7 on Aug-25-2005 00:08:

lololl

Posted by el.maestro on Aug-25-2005 18:13:

You are one of the great thinkers of our time

Posted by aka "O" on Aug-26-2005 00:38:

I love it!

These are classic!

Life and STD...fuckin hilarious