a short rant about girls on the bus

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Posted by {b.s.e.} on Sep-12-2005 23:14:

a short rant about girls on the bus

ok, so i was on the bus earlier today with my girlfriend and a slew of uni-sluts get on the bus and all of them sit down within 3 feet of me and my girl. they then proceed to check me out shamelessly, crossing their legs back and forth, playing with their hair and making foot movements (i don't know how to really describe the feet, but you know what i mean..) flicking their hair and talking really loudly, looking over their shoulders and making me undoubtedly uncomfortable.

have some decency and leave me alone ffs, look out the window, or at some single guy on the bus.

will girls do this just to get guys in trouble or what? what could they possibly gain from staring at me while i have my arm around my girlfriend?

enough said; i loathe public transportation.

Posted by Lepanto on Sep-12-2005 23:17:

key word is slut, i've met quiet a few of these where I live because brooklyn is notorious for sluts lol. Anyway, alot of girls do this shit in class or on the campus beach to other guys with g/f's. It's like a game to them, "I want all the guys to want me...even the gay ones!"

Posted by Pariah Cleric on Sep-12-2005 23:18:

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Posted by Mr. Pink on Sep-12-2005 23:19:

yeah man, girls on buses suck

one time, i was on a bus...

...and this total SLUT came on.......and then these guys were like

"ill give you money if you let me fuck you"

oh man....it was horrible

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Sep-12-2005 23:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
yeah man, girls on buses suck

one time, i was on a bus...

...and this total SLUT came on.......and then these guys were like

"ill give you money if you let me fuck you"

oh man....it was horrible

aren't you a slut?

Posted by Boomer187 on Sep-12-2005 23:25:

this thread isn't related to that bangbus thread is it?

Posted by shades_of_gray on Sep-12-2005 23:27:

Re: a short rant about girls on the bus

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
ok, so i was on the bus earlier today with my girlfriend and a slew of uni-sluts get on the bus and all of them sit down within 3 feet of me and my girl. they then proceed to check me out shamelessly, crossing their legs back and forth, playing with their hair and making foot movements (i don't know how to really describe the feet, but you know what i mean..) flicking their hair and talking really loudly, looking over their shoulders and making me undoubtedly uncomfortable.

have some decency and leave me alone ffs, look out the window, or at some single guy on the bus.

will girls do this just to get guys in trouble or what? what could they possibly gain from staring at me while i have my arm around my girlfriend?

enough said; i loathe public transportation.

ok, why are you complaining???

well i can understand cos ur with your girlfriend and all. but c'mon

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Sep-12-2005 23:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
this thread isn't related to that bangbus thread is it?

Try Banged Out Bus.

Posted by LeopoldStotch on Sep-12-2005 23:35:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
Try Banged Out Bus.

ah damn ... i thought b.s.e. was trying to rip off my idea ... ... i was starting to think that b.s.e. was going to talk about his past days with the bangbus crew .. ..

but i love public transportation .. i know i know .. i see the sluts .. then i see the gays .. the hobos .. the tourists .. the lost ones .. the gangstas .. i can't count how many times either guys tried to sell me fake rolexes or a chic "accidentally bump into me when we stop at a red light, so i can either smell her perfume or hair" when i am on the bus ..

Posted by _Nut_ on Sep-12-2005 23:35:

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Posted by Danny Ocean on Sep-12-2005 23:40:

is this your cheating gf you were with or a new one?

Posted by StanVoid on Sep-12-2005 23:46:

yea dude, totally, like, one time i was just walking through a park and these 2 girls just started talking to me, and then they asked me for my number and stuff, ah total sluts

then, right after that, like, on the street, 3 girls just ran up on me trying to feel me up and stuff -- i TOTALLY didn't appreciate that, so sucky.

then this chick just chases me down at the mall and asks me where I live and if I want to take her home, and i'm like "dood! i'm 10 years old, ok!?!"

yea....totally...

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Sep-12-2005 23:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Danny Ocean
is this your cheating gf you were with or a new one?

we've both cheated on each other once, and have resolved to be with each other forever and fuck the rest of the world (pun intended..) . the second instance (I am assuming you are referring to my thread) was a hoax.

Posted by bas on Sep-13-2005 00:12:

quote:
Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
chic "accidentally bump into me when we stop at a red light, so i can either smell her perfume or hair" when i am on the bus ..

whoa... creepy

Posted by LeopoldStotch on Sep-13-2005 00:15:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
whoa... creepy

you dont know how many creepy things i have seen ...

Posted by bas on Sep-13-2005 00:17:

quote:
Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
you dont know how many creepy things i have seen ...

oh you witnessed it...i thought you were doing it

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Sep-13-2005 00:17:

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Sep-13-2005 00:18:

quote:
Originally posted by StanVoid
yea dude, totally, like, one time i was just walking through a park and these 2 girls just started talking to me, and then they asked me for my number and stuff, ah total sluts

then, right after that, like, on the street, 3 girls just ran up on me trying to feel me up and stuff -- i TOTALLY didn't appreciate that, so sucky.

then this chick just chases me down at the mall and asks me where I live and if I want to take her home, and i'm like "dood! i'm 10 years old, ok!?!"

yea....totally...

your like that 12 year old boy that got rapped by that 40 year old milf

Posted by HardTranceProd on Sep-13-2005 00:23:

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Sep-13-2005 00:25:

quote:
Originally posted by HardTranceProd
lol WTF? why are you complaining??? what a moron

yeah i wish girls would ask me for my number.. they just give me fake ones

Posted by Mebot on Sep-13-2005 00:47:

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quote:
Originally posted by _Nut_
Simple. Some girls want what they cant have. Guys with g/f's are (supposed to be) off the market. If they succeeded in getting you from your g/f it wouldnt last long. Their thrill would be gone. I know many devious girls who are like this...

Agreed.

Girls are predators and they hunt in packs and feast on other girls who are in a relationship by making them jealous by flirting with their boyfriend.

You need to be more assertive and flirt back. Thus, you'll make your girlfriend hot and bothered and she'll start bitching out the bus sluts (b/c that's another thing chicks do well, is bitch other chicks out).

and then u have (maybe) a catfight or something. start cheering for your girlfriend and buy her some ice cream for a job well done.

Posted by Ygrene on Sep-13-2005 00:58:

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quote:
Originally posted by Mebot
Agreed.

Girls are predators and they hunt in packs and feast on other girls who are in a relationship by making them jealous by flirting with their boyfriend.

You need to be more assertive and flirt back. Thus, you'll make your girlfriend hot and bothered and she'll start bitching out the bus sluts (b/c that's another thing chicks do well, is bitch other chicks out).

and then u have (maybe) a catfight or something. start cheering for your girlfriend and buy her some ice cream for a job well done.

Best post ever. Girl-flirting, catfights, & ice cream = WIN.

Whenever I run into slutty chics and I'm around my wife, I usually start cracking secret jokes with her. Flirt with her and get her all giggly and shit. Totally ignore the sluts and then when I get up to leave the bus I let an SBD as I walk past them. ZING!

Posted by Mr. Pink on Sep-13-2005 01:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
shit i thought i was discrete about it

how could you be?

she was HUGE!!!!!

tsk tsk....

...i didnt know you liked the fatties!

Posted by Mr. Pink on Sep-13-2005 01:02:

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Posted by bas on Sep-13-2005 01:09:

damn mild dyslexia...i keep thinking this says "Rant about girls on the short bus"

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