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Posted by Transporter on Sep-15-2005 21:18:

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BERLIN (Reuters) - A German inventor has angered animal rights activists with his answer to fighting the soaring cost of fuel -- dead cats.

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Christian Koch, 55, from the eastern county of Saxony, told Bild newspaper that his organic diesel fuel -- a home-made blend of garbage, run-over cats, and other ingredients -- is a proven alternative to normal consumer diesel.

"I drive my normal diesel-powered car with this mixture," Koch said. "I have gone 170,000 km (106,000 miles) without a problem."

The website of Koch's firm, "Alphakat GmbH", says his patented "KDV 500" machine can produce what he calls the "bio-diesel" fuel at about 23 euro cents (30 cents) a litre, which is about one-fifth the price at petrol stations now.

Koch said around 20 dead cats added into the mix could help produce enough fuel to fill up a 50-litre (11 gallon) tank.

But the president of the German Society for the Protection of Animals, Wolfgang Apel, said using dead cats for fuel was illegal.

"There's no danger for cats and dogs in Germany because this practice is outlawed in Germany," Apel told Bild on Wednesday in a story entitled "Can you really make fuel out of cats?"

"We're going to keep an eye on this case," Apel said.

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Posted by Mr. Pink on Sep-15-2005 21:25:

lol

well isn't fossil fuel made out of dead shit anywayz?

why not dead cats?

Posted by Aiwendil on Sep-15-2005 21:25:

SHE GETS ABOUT TWENTY MILES TO THE KITTEN!

This is when you change your horn to "Meoooooooww", and paint a picture of Hello Kitty on the side of your car.

It's still not as good as a car powered by rainbows and love though.

Posted by Sunsnail on Sep-15-2005 21:26:

nchs should donate his dog to help with the energy crisis

Posted by Ian on Sep-15-2005 21:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
nchs should donate his dog to help with the energy crisis

and you the snail

Posted by Mr. Pink on Sep-15-2005 21:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Aiwendil
It's still not as good as a car powered by rainbows and love though.

just pop a few X pills in that mix and you just might

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Sep-15-2005 21:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Aiwendil
SHE GETS ABOUT TWENTY MILES TO THE KITTEN!

This is when you change your horn to "Meoooooooww", and paint a picture of Hello Kitty on the side of your car.

It's still not as good as a car powered by rainbows and love though.

The new car fuel converters are cheap & easy to fit: Just attach a blender to the fuel inlet.

Posted by enferno on Sep-15-2005 21:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
lol

well isn't fossil fuel made out of dead shit anywayz?

why not dead cats?

cuz crde oil is organic material that has been in the ground for millions of years, hence not renewable, or we'd be killing shit left and right.

Posted by bas on Sep-15-2005 22:08:

well that would definetly solve alot of pet overpopulation problems. instead of getting them nuetered, just have their offspring turned into fuel.

take THAT bob barker

Posted by medinaM5 on Sep-15-2005 22:10:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
well that would definetly solve alot of pet overpopulation problems. instead of getting them nuetered, just have their offspring turned into fuel.

take THAT bob barker

haha +1....the price is wrong bitch

Posted by Transporter on Sep-16-2005 03:18:

hmmm that engine purrrs like a kitten? ahh crap it's late and i got nothing