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Posted by josh4 on Sep-18-2005 00:53:

Planet-dissolving Dust Cloud Is Headed Toward Earth!

this was posted in the entertainment section
quote:
PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!
Monday September 12, 2005

By MIKE FOSTER

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."

Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles spawned near the event horizon of a black hole (a form of what's called Hawking Radiation) that have been distorted by mangled information spewed from the hole.

"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from Earth at the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.

"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his theory of black holes -- which previously held that nothing could escape the hole's powerful gravitational field. He demonstrated that information about objects that have been sucked in can be emitted in mangled form.

"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.

"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten letter.

"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and watching the words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what the chaos cloud does to every star or planet it encounters."

To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the alarming discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the agency's Chandra X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking images of the newly discovered chaos cloud obliterating a large asteroid.

"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.

Ordinarily, Hawkings Radiation is harmless.

"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event horizon of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense curvature of space-time of the hole can cause the positron to fall in, while the electron escapes."

But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole, the particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles everything it touches.

"If it continues unchecked, the chaos cloud will eventually reduce our galaxy to the state of absolute chaos that existed before the birth of the universe," the astrophysicist warned.

Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a "space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.

"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.

But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth might prove fruitless if theories about the origin of the chaos cloud are correct.

"A black hole at the center of Andromeda is about 15 times the size of the one in our own galaxy," Dr. Sherwinski noted. "It might be like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire."

Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White House official said the president's top science advisors are taking the findings in stride.

"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on whether it's real or not," said the official.

"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory. Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/wwn...2653720010.html

We're fucked.


Posted by Goashem on Sep-18-2005 01:18:

pretty scary, NASA better find a life sustaining galaxy for us to move to.


Posted by metalgearsolid on Sep-18-2005 01:31:

How do we know that this "cloud" is really an alien race coming to earth; to destroy us, and deplete all of our resources? My money goes that this won't kill us and if it does well my money won't matter .


Posted by metalgearsolid on Sep-18-2005 01:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Goashem
pretty scary, NASA better find a life sustaining galaxy for us to move to.

yea about that we probably don't have a ship fast enough to escape this cloud.


Posted by Sunsnail on Sep-18-2005 01:39:

hah, that'd be a much better way to go than nuking the planet

also, it's in the GOSSIP part of yahoo.


Posted by George Smiley on Sep-18-2005 01:48:

quote:
Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a "space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.

"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest,"

Ha! So long suckers! I'll send you a post card or summat!


Posted by Aiwendil on Sep-18-2005 01:59:

My black hole produces chaos clouds too.


Posted by Reverend_Trance on Sep-18-2005 04:07:

Well, we all die anyways and how long until this thing hits? We hopefully will be dead because of old age or that your wife caught you banging your secretary.

Edit: I misread the article. If it is in 2014, I hope for the secretary. To die doing it, is the best way to go.


Posted by Dupz on Sep-18-2005 10:02:

btw people, this is fake

It was written in this Weekly World News article.. fake as fake

and thank God for that.. hehe


Posted by Illusion on Sep-18-2005 11:09:

Its either the work of the Communists, the Jews or Al Quaida!


Posted by Rob on Sep-18-2005 11:42:


Posted by staticblue on Sep-18-2005 11:44:

we'd better make the best of the 9 years we still have to live then


Posted by St_Andrew on Sep-18-2005 12:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Dupz
btw people, this is fake

It was written in this Weekly World News article.. fake as fake

and thank God for that.. hehe


I hope you are right! 2014 is waaaaay too soon!


Posted by Moongoose on Sep-18-2005 12:41:

Way too soon i was counting on buying a ferrari and driving it around for a while before i die and i just cant pull that of before 2015 (buying the ferrari not dying ) which like totaly screws up all my plans: D

Damn magic acid black hole toxic cloud from outer space


Posted by Lepanto on Sep-18-2005 13:48:

damn-good read.


Posted by Subtle on Sep-18-2005 15:22:

quote:
Originally posted by staticblue
we'd better make the best of the 9 years we still have to live then
yeah

i guess hell will break lose on the whole earth when there is only a couple of years left, when nobody got anything to lose


Posted by josh4 on Sep-18-2005 21:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
hah, that'd be a much better way to go than nuking the planet

also, it's in the GOSSIP part of yahoo.

are you kidding? at least in all earthly ways of dying you know you're dead. who knows what would happen when this mangled information from a black hole distorts space and time! you could end up in an infinite loop doomed to repeat your deepest and worst fears and pains, or in other words: hell.

actually its the entertainment news and gossip section


Posted by metalgearsolid on Sep-18-2005 21:32:

man the first time i read this and posted; I serioulsy, believed that we were all going to die. If it wasn't for that guy who said this was fake I wouldn't have known .


Posted by Psy-T on Sep-18-2005 21:46:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
are you kidding? at least in all earthly ways of dying you know you're dead. who knows what would happen when this mangled information from a black hole distorts space and time! you could end up in an infinite loop doomed to repeat your deepest and worst fears and pains, or in other words: hell.

actually its the entertainment news and gossip section


why do you have to go to the negative extreme in your example?


Posted by Sunsnail on Sep-18-2005 22:04:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
are you kidding? at least in all earthly ways of dying you know you're dead. who knows what would happen when this mangled information from a black hole distorts space and time! you could end up in an infinite loop doomed to repeat your deepest and worst fears and pains, or in other words: hell.

actually its the entertainment news and gossip section


Yeah, but... maybe not..


Posted by Lepanto on Sep-18-2005 22:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
Yeah, but... maybe not..

the snail would toke some salvia and just chiiiiiiiiiiiiiil, right?


Posted by Sunsnail on Sep-18-2005 22:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Lepanto
the snail would toke some salvia and just chiiiiiiiiiiiiiil, right?


Haha yes. Nothing like escaping planet-dissolving dust clouds with drugs


Posted by josh4 on Sep-19-2005 00:01:

quote:
Originally posted by Psy-T
why do you have to go to the negative extreme in your example?

because in such a scenario the positive extreme isnt nearly as much fun

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
Haha yes. Nothing like escaping planet-dissolving dust clouds with drugs

amoung other problems



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