whats green and smells like pork?

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Posted by Vivid Boy on Sep-27-2005 00:41:

whats green and smells like pork?

kermits finger

Posted by VERTiG0 on Sep-27-2005 00:43:

OK THX

Posted by Chris Allen on Sep-27-2005 00:45:

Posted by Vivid Boy on Sep-27-2005 00:46:

why do women get belly button rings??!

so they have somewhere to hang the air freshner

Posted by Vivid Boy on Sep-27-2005 00:56:

tough crowd.

drinks are 2 bucks im here all night folks.

Posted by VERTiG0 on Sep-27-2005 01:03:

Try the veal!

Posted by TranceGrooves on Sep-27-2005 01:04:

w0t do you call a lesbian with long arms?

well hung.

Posted by DarkAngel on Sep-27-2005 01:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
tough crowd.

drinks are 2 bucks im here all night folks.

Screwdriver, please.

Keep dem one liners coming!

Posted by Vivid Boy on Sep-27-2005 01:16:

http://www.gagreport.com/funny_anim...nster_rehab.htm

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Sep-27-2005 02:40:

Re: whats green and smells like pork?

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
kermits finger

and it tastes like chicken

Posted by Jayx1 on Sep-27-2005 02:42:

what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

licksalodapuss

Posted by StereoPrincess on Sep-27-2005 02:45:

Did you hear the one about the watermelon?

It was pitiful.

Posted by Cosmic Fur on Sep-27-2005 02:56:

quote:
Originally posted by TranceGrooves
w0t do you call a lesbian with long arms?

well hung.

[Barney Gumble]

Haahahahhahahaha.

....

I don't get it.

[/Barney]

Posted by INTRANCE on Sep-27-2005 03:05:

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

They're both meat substitutes!

Posted by TranceGrooves on Sep-27-2005 03:10:

w0t does micheal jackson and mcdonalds have in common ?

40 yr old meat stuck between 12 yr old buns.

Posted by malek on Sep-27-2005 03:13:

whats green and smells like pork?

Posted by Rodrico on Sep-27-2005 03:14:

What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

They both come on little crackers.

Posted by vickyvale on Sep-27-2005 03:22:

One of my fav totally LAME jokes....

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella??

Fo drizzle.

Posted by vickyvale on Sep-27-2005 03:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Rodrico
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

They both come on little crackers.

Posted by TeMPo.fLUx on Sep-27-2005 04:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
http://www.gagreport.com/funny_anim...nster_rehab.htm

lol.. i saw that episode of family guy..

Posted by RandomGirl on Sep-27-2005 04:07:

quote:
Originally posted by TranceGrooves
w0t do you call a lesbian with long arms?

well hung.

Wouldn't it be fingers not arms?

Posted by DJ_Elyot on Sep-27-2005 04:19:

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

See you next month!

Posted by VERTiG0 on Sep-27-2005 04:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
Wouldn't it be fingers not arms?

Not if they're fisting ea--- fuck