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15 Things to do at K-Mart...
when your going to be in there for a long time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly
humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '
Re: this could be fun
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| Originally posted by trance4life627 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. |
Funny........but, a bit of constructive criticism: K-Mart < BCF
Things are funnier when they happen at BCF.
"PICK ME! PICK ME!"
lol
I hate BCF and FTW so much right now I want to poop/gargle
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| Originally posted by Orbax I hate BCF and FTW so much right now I want to poop/gargle |
I always thought FTW was 'Fuck the world' before TA.
....and BCF is running it's course.....I'll miss it when it's gone.... 
Cut your fingers off with a box cutter and throw them at little kids. AHAHAHAH.
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| Originally posted by Yan Seconded. And for the final time, FTW stands for "FSCK THE WHAT" not "FOR THE WIN". WTF | FTW ...mir^ror |
Re: Re: this could be fun
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| Originally posted by ATL_Trancer find yourself some IBC rootbeer, or any other cheap bottle soda, and match it up with your favorite brew |
Re: Re: this could be fun
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| Originally posted by ATL_Trancer ha, i actually did this once, we were such asses back in the day here's another fun one, especially in georgia where you cant buy b00ze on sundays: find yourself some IBC rootbeer, or any other cheap bottle soda, and match it up with your favorite brew like stealing... beer.. from a .. walmart? |
You can't buy any kind of alcohol on Sundays in Georgia?
I think BCF found its way to Mordor....
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| Originally posted by Ibizadreamer AG I think BCF found its way to Mordor.... |
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| Originally posted by Yan One does not simply BCF FTW their way into Mordor. |
In Soviet Russia, teh LETTER doesn't send YOU.
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| Originally posted by Ygrene In Soviet Russia, Mordor simply BCF FTW's it's way into one. Ok I'm done. |
One does not simply mordor his way into soviet russia.
PICK ME! PICK ME!
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