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Posted by kr00t0n on Oct-20-2005 12:12:

Women

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,
and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she.

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

Posted by Soonmeister on Oct-20-2005 12:15:

nice one mate

Posted by bluE_Neon on Oct-20-2005 12:48:

quote:
Originally posted by kr00t0n
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

LOL...
but I would have to argue about the last sentence.

Posted by Aquarian on Oct-20-2005 12:57:

Why are men so stupid and immature?

So that women would be attracted to them!

Posted by Slylee on Oct-20-2005 13:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Aquarian
Why are men so stupid and immature?

So that women would be attracted to them!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

no.

Posted by igottaknow on Oct-20-2005 14:18:

krooton made me lol for a second time today.

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Oct-20-2005 14:22:

haha!

i like the last sentence

Posted by jonSun on Oct-20-2005 14:50:

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive?

Because she was a woman.

Posted by bananas on Oct-20-2005 15:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

no.

oh stfu

Posted by yujie__ on Oct-20-2005 19:33:

So these two guys are at work. One says to the other, "boy, as soon as I get home I'm gonna tear off my wife's panties!"

The other one asks, "gee, you must be really horny, eh?"

"No, the elastic is killing me."

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Oct-20-2005 19:36:

Women......you can't live with them.....

wait for it

just a little longer

pass the beer nuts

Posted by chojin on Oct-20-2005 19:39:

quote:
Originally posted by yujie__
So these two guys are at work. One says to the other, "boy, as soon as I get home I'm gonna tear off my wife's panties!"

The other one asks, "gee, you must be really horny, eh?"

"No, the elastic is killing me."

Posted by Allied Nations on Oct-20-2005 19:42:

quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
Why couldnt Helen Keller drive?

Because she was a woman.

Why do i laugh at these jokes!!!!