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Happy B Day Streakfury
Dont know you that well, but my drunk ass saw it was your day. So make it a good 1 
Happy bday furious steak 
there once was a man called dom
who could do great limericks
but i can't, so piss off
happy birthday, going to waste one of my 300 free texts a month sending u this (and hopefully waking you up too lol) have a good un matey
Now you're old. All your songs have been sung,
And worse yet, all your springs have been sprung.
Could you go around twice,
You should heed the advice
Of all realtors, "Get lots while you're young."
happy b'day
(heather covers her eyes) 
happy birthday mofo!
Happy Birthday Streakers!!!!!!!! ![]()
There once was a woman called carolina
She was worried about the shape of her vagina
Gerald who was very formal
said it wasnt in the least bit abnormal
But derek said it looked like the great wall of China
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A circus midget named Pitts
Was subject to passionate fits;
But his pleasure in life, was to suck off his wife
While he swung, by his knees, from her tits.
Happy birthday Dom, you Natalie Portman addict!
Happy birthday once again 
happy bday malaka!
Lol thanks everyone. I'm gonna give everyone an 8/10 for their limericks, coz they made me laugh.

I wanna say happy birthday to Robin, coz his Birthday is today and he didn't get a thread (that I saw), so happy bday Robsey!
And also my nan, who's 71 today lol.
Happy birthday to the Supreme Natalie Portman addict.
Happy Birthday
Merry Christmas to the angry naked running man. 
Happy birthday, you twit!
happy b-day
[insert funny limerick]
happy birthday streakfury...hope you have a good one man 
happy birthday dom 
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| Originally posted by sykadelik A circus midget named Pitts Was subject to passionate fits; But his pleasure in life, was to suck off his wife While he swung, by his knees, from her tits. |
A kinky young girl from Coleshill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.
Happy happy birthday, Streakers!
In UK there lived the Dom Streaker
I chased him til he turned meeker
kiss kiss and lick lick
NO! not on his dick!
thus ends my first limerick.
haha I suck.
:Echos: whips all over you, boyo!
Lol that limerick is amazing Chrissi!!
Thanks a lot all for your birthday greetz, they're appreciated! I'm pretty drunk at the mo, so I guess this'll be turning into a beloved drunk thread lol. If anyone's got any ideas how to get rid of a hangover, I'm sure I'll appreciate it in the morning lol!
There once was a man who was drunk
He smelled a bit worse than a skunk
But the very next day
His head - disarray!
He vowed he would live as a monk.
there once was a man from beth lehem
who lived 9 monthes in a rehem
when he popped out to the world
he didnt stand, he crawled
and he muttered "i'll kill ethem"
disclaimer:
beth lehem is a name of a town in israel
rehem = uterus
ethem = you/you all/all of you
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| Originally posted by Psy-T disclaimer: beth lehem is a name of a town in israel |
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