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so i just woke up from an amazing dream with a nose bleed. dehydrated, i guess. i go to the bathroom, jam toilet paper up the left nostril, it begins to flow from the right. so right now, my nose is stretched to capacity. anyone have any tips to get rid of em? slylee?

Were you surroundings different?

its actually not smart at all to plug your nose with tp.

higher chance of it satying up there meaning if wprst case u have to get an operation it makes things more difficult.

I took a full course in wilderness first aid. i know what to do if you get shot in the chest in the middle of the forest.

Surely you being in the army.. tyhey dont teach you this sort of thing?

hold your nose at the bridge (between your two eyes) put lots of pressure and ice if there is pain, and wait it out.

if bleeding continues call 911 lol.


You're prolly gonna die you freaking haemophiliac.

Oops. navy. my bad. i get all you men in uniform messed up.

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Originally posted by dinoXpress Oops. navy. my bad. i get all you men in uniform messed up.

Teh navy

ha

haha

hahahahahahahah

stop doing coke

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Originally posted by dinoXpress its actually not smart at all to plug your nose with tp. higher chance of it satying up there meaning if wprst case u have to get an operation it makes things more difficult. I took a full course in wilderness first aid. i know what to do if you get shot in the chest in the middle of the forest. Surely you being in the army.. tyhey dont teach you this sort of thing? hold your nose at the bridge (between your two eyes) put lots of pressure and ice if there is pain, and wait it out. if bleeding continues call 911 lol. You're prolly gonna die you freaking haemophiliac.

i fell asleep with em in my nose, and when i woke up, i pulled em out and they were covered with hair. woke me up quick.

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Originally posted by gwrmarines Teh navy ha haha hahahahahahahah

hey what paygrade are you, anyway?

tampon

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Originally posted by dinoXpress i know what to do if you get shot in the chest in the middle of the forest.

what?

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Originally posted by Mebot what?

well its called a sucking chest wound. we are assuming that the bullet punctured your lung.

so first, rip up a t shirt into long strips, isnt that hard if you have a knife, and you never go hiking without a knife, then i would take a plastic bag, or something plastic and place it over the would, covering up the hole, sealing it, and with 4 of the t shirt stips i would make pads around the hole, and then uuse the other strips to keep pressure n those 4 pads keep them in place. its quite a process, but after practice, it can be done in under 10 mins properly.

if the wound hasnt punctured a lung, things are much easier, and the whole plastic bag thing can be edited out of the forula.

its best to see it done, rather than read it.

A shotgun blast to the face wouldn't require any medical attention. You'd be dead.

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Originally posted by Mebot A shotgun blast to the face wouldn't require any medical attention. You'd be dead.

Unless you have a bullet proof face

Phil Hartman didn't have one...

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Originally posted by Mebot Phil Hartman didn't have one...

This thread just got sad

<3 small soldiers
<3 Newsradio

Houseguest with Sinbad

Way to make everyone depressed.

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Originally posted by flavdave Way to make everyone depressed.

well, at the end of those depressing posts was yours and it made me laugh so +1 for j00

i leared this from my uncle who used to box


take a piece of toilet/tissue paper, and roll it up to about half the size of a cigarette in all dimensions


then place it between your upper lip and your gum.


should strop the bleeding quite quickly.

Re: nosebleed

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Originally posted by Zenchowdah so i just woke up from an amazing dream with a nose bleed. dehydrated, i guess. i go to the bathroom, jam toilet paper up the left nostril, it begins to flow from the right. so right now, my nose is stretched to capacity. anyone have any tips to get rid of em? slylee?

one word...


TAMPONS

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Originally posted by gwrmarines Were you surroundings different?

also, was there a foreign body in your bed?

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Originally posted by Mebot Phil Hartman didn't have one...

Now I remember why I'm going to hell in a handbasket. Because I LOL'd previously at a Phil Hartman joke.


Mark me down for 2....

drink some beer

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Originally posted by Zenchowdah hey what paygrade are you, anyway?

E-3

Re: nosebleed

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Originally posted by Zenchowdah anyone have any tips to get rid of em? slylee?

Does it make me an asshole if I lawl'd out loud to this?

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Originally posted by gwrmarines E-3

werd. lance corporal? is that nco yet, or is that E-4 and above like it is in the navy? i know nothing about other branches rank structure

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