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Posted by Mack on Dec-28-2001 12:56:

The condom affair

Chilly Chicane music in the background..

A lovely girl on my bench...

And then, at a sudden moment, it's time to stop things and start fucking around with some sort of stupid condom. I really HATE those things.

Oh well, I made it anyway.

Greetz

Posted by TranceGiant on Dec-28-2001 15:27:

better fucking around for a few seconds then BEING fucked for the rest of your life

Posted by mute79 on Dec-28-2001 15:29:

just let her put it on and you got nuttin to worry about

Posted by Coup on Dec-28-2001 15:46:

Re: The condom affair

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Originally posted by Mack
And then, at a sudden moment, it's time to stop things and start fucking around with some sort of stupid condom. I really HATE those things.

bwwwwwhsahhhahahahahhahahahahhaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! man thats made my day! lol!

Posted by missdeviance on Dec-28-2001 16:51:

hahahahaha..thats hilarious..i know exactly what you mean even though i am a girl....condoms suck but they are good at the same time

deviance!

Posted by Vivid Boy on Dec-28-2001 17:43:

freestyle or no style....

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Dec-28-2001 17:56:

well, bubby, i see where you are coming from, and i bet most guys here would i agree with you.. but it's the 9 seconds or less it takes you to unwrap it and put it on, or the next 45 years of living with hiv or worse, aids, genital herpes, syhpillis (hey, you could be just like napolean!), and of course the list goes on. i'm sure you already know this, but reiteration seems necessary to remind you, "no glove, evil love."

seriously though.

harley

Posted by Vivid Boy on Dec-28-2001 18:03:

just fuck virgins and ull be fine

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Dec-28-2001 18:10:

true, true. crude, but true no less.

or you could just not buy hookers.. i mean, how many people have stds? oh yeah, i think we're forgetting pregnancy here, guys.
well, i don't know.. can virgins get pregnant, vivid? *grin*

Posted by Vivid Boy on Dec-28-2001 18:18:

pregnancy? HA! best birth control is a sucker punch in the stomache....woot! and plus if u pull out in time u have no worries

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Dec-28-2001 18:23:

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Posted by StereoPrincess on Dec-28-2001 18:49:

and a dumbass!!!

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Dec-28-2001 18:50:

*whispers to Stereo Princess*
i just didn't want to be mean..*nudge*

Posted by Vivid Boy on Dec-28-2001 18:51:

twisted is right dumbass wrong....im just 1 sandwich short of a picnic basket

Posted by twilochik on Dec-28-2001 20:21:

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy
twisted is right dumbass wrong....im just 1 sandwich short of a picnic basket

just one?? you sure about that? hehehehe

Posted by liquidchick on Jan-24-2002 23:16:

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy
just fuck virgins and ull be fine

Sounds like something Tilley would say from the movie Kids.

Posted by twilochik on Jan-25-2002 00:34:

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Originally posted by liquidchick

Sounds like something Tilley would say from the movie Kids.

hahahaha and I think most of us know what happened in that movie!

Posted by lMIlk on Jan-25-2002 00:44:

you guys are tards...don't you know you "can't get pregnant the first time" or so it is said by those dumb girls on tv

Posted by apri_peel on Jan-25-2002 06:33:

ever heard of something called pre-cum? did ya know its higher in sperm concentration than when you cum?? just an FYI

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jan-25-2002 06:36:

well then just hope ur boys cant swim.....most of the time i hope they drown lol

Posted by JM on Jan-25-2002 08:00:

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Originally posted by apri_peel
ever heard of something called pre-cum?

huh???

lol...joking

>JM<

Posted by j_spot on Jan-25-2002 08:10:

jimmy hats are cool...I wouldnt fuck without one..

tho they do ruin oral..but I dont want to herpes!

Posted by Rostros on Jan-25-2002 12:32:

The French Tickler

Yeah condoms do suck , luckyily enough , i have good timing and my g/f is on the pill and she also takes another pill for PMT.

Posted by dj_mdma on Jan-25-2002 13:10:

IF ya don't have any diseases, just do her arse. No pregnancy, no disease... and a tighter hole!

Posted by Laun19 on Jan-25-2002 13:55:

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Originally posted by dj_mdma
IF ya don't have any diseases, just do her arse. No pregnancy, no disease... and a tighter hole!

god damn dude you are one fucked up guy, i mean seriouly? wtf. just a thought.

Johnny

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