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Hey, I should be doing work on my 20-page essay due Friday but I can't be arsed. Anyone else in a similar situation?

yes! +1
i have my first exam on friday, global dynamics and crustal evolution. i don't know what the important bits are

+2 electronic engineering exam in 2 days, havnt done any study :\

I find this funny.

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/hangleg.html

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Originally posted by Ghostface I find this funny. http://www.big-boys.com/articles/hangleg.html

very cringe-worthy. have you seen the one with the guy who gets his leg caught in a swinging rope? nasty.

lol ive got my VCE english exam on friday

havnt started reading LOL wish me luck...

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Originally posted by Antistatic Hey, I should be doing work on my 20-page essay due Friday but I can't be arsed. Anyone else in a similar situation?

100 page thesis due monday

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Originally posted by eROs.au lol ive got my VCE english exam on friday havnt started reading LOL wish me luck...

hahaha you'll need it!
unless you can memorise all your texts tonight & tomorrow...



The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

- If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

- If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting Oh my God.

or

If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Teresa Banyan during my freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 (above) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.

haha so which one is it

i should start learning my methods and physics stuff, i never bothered to learn it and ive got exams in a couple weeks (im only year 11 though)and a damn physics assignment due but i dont know how to do it

i have gotten 2 extension on a major assignment that is now due after the final exam of my degree. i really cant see myself getting motivated after the exam to actually do it

Had exam Tuesday afternoon.
Has exam this afternoon.
Have exam tomorrow afternoon.

I'm reading TA

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Originally posted by Dj_Es-Dva i should start learning my methods and physics stuff, i never bothered to learn it and ive got exams in a couple weeks (im only year 11 though)and a damn physics assignment due but i dont know how to do it

whats your physics assignment? i did physics at year 11. although not that well actually hehe.

love your commitment g'dave

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter 100 page thesis due monday

are you gonna put me in your credits
coz i changed like 3 words in your abstract

Re: Re: The help me procrastinate on my assignment thread.

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter 100 page thesis due monday

all night job?

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Originally posted by narcism are you gonna put me in your credits coz i changed like 3 words in your abstract

........and thanks to Jolz for all the Jolsekz she promised me if I get a firsts.

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter ........and thanks to Jolz for all the Jolsekz she promised me if I get a firsts.

but your not a doctor

What's your thesis on?

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Originally posted by Antistatic What's your thesis on?

Identifying the Molecular Basis of the Antiproliferative Actions of Arylpropionic NSAIDs



Arylpropionic NSAIDs are a drug family
I'm trying to find out how these work to stop cancer growth.

Cool that's probably the sorta stuff I'll be doing for my honours next year.

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Originally posted by eROs.au lol ive got my VCE english exam on friday havnt started reading LOL wish me luck...

Yeah, i've got mine on Friday too. You haven't started reading yet? I've re-read both the texts i'm doing twice. Also making notes on themes and symbols at the moment.

Which texts are you doing?

AC -x0x-

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Originally posted by alex_cooke Yeah, i've got mine on Friday too. You haven't started reading yet? I've re-read both the texts i'm doing twice. Also making notes on themes and symbols at the moment. Which texts are you doing? AC -x0x-

lol the quite american and the wife or martin guerre...

what are you doing???

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Originally posted by eROs.au lol the quite american and the wife or martin guerre... what are you doing???

I'm doing The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time and either Dispossessed or The Wife of Martin Guerre.

Studying now?

AC -x0x-

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Originally posted by alex_cooke Studying now? AC -x0x-

lol almost there

bahahaha

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