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Posted by {b.s.e.} on Dec-28-2001 18:07:

extra! extra! read all about it!

two joggers attacked by pack of dogs in Queens park, NY, one critically injured; homeless man arrested.

lmao can you just imagine some homeless man running around with a pack of wild dogs, commanding them to attack joggers?

anyone else have some funny headlines, yo?

Posted by SYNthSRI on Dec-28-2001 18:26:

er

NOT FUNNY (in re: the dogs attacking the poor jogger)
Damnit I jog as well around that area -- but at night.

headline from one of NY's paper from yesterday
HAPPY NUKE YEAR

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Dec-28-2001 18:36:

hehe. i wasn't laughing at the hurt jogger, just laughing at the fact that a homeless man commands packs of wild dogs by night and sicks them on people..

forigve me, apparently i have a morbid sense of humor.

Posted by SYNthSRI on Dec-28-2001 18:46:

waaaaaaaaa

lol dude...I know

Posted by Gekhous on Dec-28-2001 18:50:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
forigve me, apparently i have a morbid sense of humor.

so what else is new

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Dec-28-2001 18:53:

well,

nudist from iowa says he's driven 15000 miles in the buff - mostly to chess tournaments.

that's what's new, too.

Posted by Tranex02 on Dec-29-2001 03:01:

I think i enjoy your sense of humor!!

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Dec-29-2001 03:04:

you know, it's the people like you that make this abuse of wit all worth-while.

Posted by lMIlk on Dec-29-2001 05:38:

well i think its funny. fucked but funny

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Dec-29-2001 05:42:

hehe coming from you milk, is thanks enough.

-damn this place is dead, eh? i'm so bored. i'm stoned and the pc is about to be stolen from me. i am in a hick town with bad cable. all i can do is listen to a 2 year old andy c set on my discman... these are truly dire times, indeed.

Posted by lMIlk on Dec-29-2001 06:38:

haha just saw the homeless guy get in the cop car

Posted by The White Rabbi on Dec-29-2001 09:35:

free the homeless one! ARM THE HOMELESS!

Posted by E.Sv on Dec-29-2001 10:35:

quote:
Originally posted by SYNthSRI
er

NOT FUNNY (in re: the dogs attacking the poor jogger)
Damnit I jog as well around that area -- but at night.

headline from one of NY's paper from yesterday
HAPPY NUKE YEAR

What a stupid headline they posted.
About the jogging - I am also afraid of weird dogs!

Posted by sector.30 on Dec-29-2001 14:24:

Some more stupid headlines:

Plot to kill officer had vicious side
The Chicago Tribune

Infertility unlikely to be passed on
Montgomery Advertiser

Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995

Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us
Holland Sentinal

Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut
The New York Times

Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find
The Los Angeles Times

'Light' meals are lower in fat, calories
Huntington Herald-Dispatch

Alcohol ads promote drinking
The Hartford Courant

Malls try to attract shoppers
The Baltimore Sun

Official: Only rain will cure drought
The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Dec-29-2001 18:14:

^^^^ was checkin' jay leno's site.

j/k thanks dude.

Posted by XxClayxX on Dec-30-2001 03:22:

quote:
Originally posted by sector.30
Some more stupid headlines:

Official: Only rain will cure drought
The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts

Hey thats me!!!! lol

and its Westport by the way

i guess we really are that dumb