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who the FUCK TOOK A SHIT ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR? 
soooooooooo what you're saying is typical atl debauchery, with a lil extra kick to it?
uhhhh.....the dog maybe... omg... are you being serious... that's fukin gross...
HOLY....."SHIT?! " 
i guess it was in a hidden place since you didnt find it until today...
somebody has to know something... alisa, for your sake im very sorry and thats ridiculous that it happened, but its just sooo out there that its mildly funny reading about it...
please dime out whoever did it on TA.. they deserve it..
but there also has to be some sort of explanation behind it too..
OMG
ummmmm, what the FUCK?!? 
twas no fucking dog, twas a fucking turd the size of a softball.....definitely points to a guy. alisa initially tried to pick it up with her bare hands before she realized what it was. she ended up picking it up halfway and it made a "squish" sound and started sagging out of her hands.
All I can do is laugh! That is the sickest thing I've heard of in a long time....So it wasn't the girth of a Chiwa?
pic or stfu 
guys....i swear it wasnt a doggie poo. it was way too big for it to have come from my two chihuahua's.
anyway, i wish i would have had a pic of it but Brandon can back me up on this cuz i called him in the room and i said am I crazy or is this a piece of SHIT!!!!!
It was a giant piece of CRAP in the middle of my bedroom floor!!!!
NO KIDDING!
teh phantom shitter strikes again!!!!!!
who dropped the log??
lmfao. omfg. that is the most heinous act of vulgarity i have heard of in a long time. i mean, i could understand it if the fecal matter was in a brown paper lunch bag on fire on your front porch (being halloween and such), but in your bedroom? wtf! kick some ass alisa.
I suspect 2 people: 1. Sadly enough my husband b/c he was OUT OF HIS mind, well like usual. Or 2. Brad, just b/c he was so sick to begin with.
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| Originally posted by ghille teh phantom shitter strikes again!!!!!! |
the nefarious nogoodnik T3h phantom shitt3r
Hiddy Hoooooo!!!!
I know most of you do not know me and did not get to meet me at the Halloween party on Saturday but I would like to introduce myself and tell you about my bad experience meeting you.
First off, I am the "Log" that you'll are posting about! I would prefer to be referred to as Mr. Hankey or Poo. (Don't make fun, my mother was Chinese food and named me Poo! I know it is ironic that my mother named me, a pile of shit, Poo. But if you think I have never heard the jokes growing up, you are wrong!) Now with the names out of the way, I would like to talk about how I was treated as a new comer in your group. I hear such great things so I decided to venture out and drop by to meet some of you. Do you have any idea how long of a drive it was for me to come there?!? About 9 hours down the Hershey Highway and that is if there is no traffic near the large intestine connector. So after 9 hours I would like at least a little hospitality! SO I dropped by, nervous I might add about how people would accept me, but I gathered the courage and made the effort. Is it my fault the first room I came to was the bedroom?!? No, if someone would have come along a bit earlier I might have been able to get directions to the kitchen or living room but as it was I got stuck in the bedroom. Not so bad, there was a guy passed out on the floor and a few dogs to sniff around and introduce themselves. They were quite nice I might add, the fuzzy one even licked me a bit. (Once that dog starts licking it is just too friendly to stop!) So the beats were going and I decided to make my presence known to everyone. Just as I started to get going, I hear someone yell out, "What is that smell?" Ok let me explain, I know I smelled! I just spent 9 hours in the brown lane and I did not have a chance to get myself cleaned up! It could not have been that bad and you could be a little more politically correct about it. Think of my feelings here! So finally I get noticed by a slutty nurse. She bent down to shake my hand and without another word turned away in disgust! Was it something I said?!? I don't know you tell me. All I hear is "Who put this shit in my room?!? Who Funking shit in my room? There is a big fat shit in my room!!" Is that anyway to welcome a guest?!? Calling me fat and making me feel self conscious?!? Just because you are a perfect body little blond tart, doesn't give you a right to make fun of me. I have a low metabolism, it is not my fault that I am heavy!! Before I know it she is grabbing me all over and throwing me in the bathroom! I mean, I was still warm from the trip, I hadn't even had time to chill out for a bit! Next thing I know, I am being shown the third door down the drain! It is like showing up to a trendy club and being shoved out the back door because you are not one of the "in crowd"! Is that all you ATLTA's are, pretentious jerks?!? Too good to allow a little Poo like me into your party!!! Maybe I need to make it down to Flordia and visit the FLTA's, I hear they are more accepting of people like me!! So now I have spent the past 40 hours in a septic tank, lonely with the lowest self-esteem of my life! Thanks! I just wanted to give y'all a piece of advice, next time a new Poo-like newcomer shows up at a party that you are throwing, don't make fun of him. We all have feelings!!! There might be a time when you are stuck in a mental institution, flinging your own feces around the room, and you need someone like me to be a friend and talk to you. You do not want to burn bridges!! I hope this is a lesson to you and maybe if you learn to become more welcoming, I might try to meet y'all again one day! Maybe I will even spin my sick shit on the decks!!
I'll be first to say...
welcome to TA 
bobby FUK SAKE. make paragraphs that shit is hard to rread
Re: Hiddy Hoooooo!!!!
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| Originally posted by Mr. Hankey I know most of you do not know me and did not get to meet me at the Halloween party on Saturday but I would like to introduce myself and tell you about my bad experience meeting you. First off, I am the "Log" that you'll are posting about! I would prefer to be referred to as Mr. Hankey or Poo. (Don't make fun, my mother was Chinese food and named me Poo! I know it is ironic that my mother named me, a pile of shit, Poo. But if you think I have never heard the jokes growing up, you are wrong!) Now with the names out of the way, I would like to talk about how I was treated as a new comer in your group. I hear such great things so I decided to venture out and drop by to meet some of you. Do you have any idea how long of a drive it was for me to come there?!? About 9 hours down the Hershey Highway and that is if there is no traffic near the large intestine connector. So after 9 hours I would like at least a little hospitality! SO I dropped by, nervous I might add about how people would accept me, but I gathered the courage and made the effort. Is it my fault the first room I came to was the bedroom?!? No, if someone would have come along a bit earlier I might have been able to get directions to the kitchen or living room but as it was I got stuck in the bedroom. Not so bad, there was a guy passed out on the floor and a few dogs to sniff around and introduce themselves. They were quite nice I might add, the fuzzy one even licked me a bit. (Once that dog starts licking it is just too friendly to stop!) So the beats were going and I decided to make my presence known to everyone. Just as I started to get going, I hear someone yell out, "What is that smell?" Ok let me explain, I know I smelled! I just spent 9 hours in the brown lane and I did not have a chance to get myself cleaned up! It could not have been that bad and you could be a little more politically correct about it. Think of my feelings here! So finally I get noticed by a slutty nurse. She bent down to shake my hand and without another word turned away in disgust! Was it something I said?!? I don't know you tell me. All I hear is "Who put this shit in my room?!? Who Funking shit in my room? There is a big fat shit in my room!!" Is that anyway to welcome a guest?!? Calling me fat and making me feel self conscious?!? Just because you are a perfect body little blond tart, doesn't give you a right to make fun of me. I have a low metabolism, it is not my fault that I am heavy!! Before I know it she is grabbing me all over and throwing me in the bathroom! I mean, I was still warm from the trip, I hadn't even had time to chill out for a bit! Next thing I know, I am being shown the third door down the drain! It is like showing up to a trendy club and being shoved out the back door because you are not one of the "in crowd"! Is that all you ATLTA's are, pretentious jerks?!? Too good to allow a little Poo like me into your party!!! Maybe I need to make it down to Flordia and visit the FLTA's, I hear they are more accepting of people like me!! So now I have spent the past 40 hours in a septic tank, lonely with the lowest self-esteem of my life! Thanks! I just wanted to give y'all a piece of advice, next time a new Poo-like newcomer shows up at a party that you are throwing, don't make fun of him. We all have feelings!!! There might be a time when you are stuck in a mental institution, flinging your own feces around the room, and you need someone like me to be a friend and talk to you. You do not want to burn bridges!! I hope this is a lesson to you and maybe if you learn to become more welcoming, I might try to meet y'all again one day! Maybe I will even spin my sick shit on the decks!! |
hahahaha
lol
OMG....i am crying!!!!!
this is fucking hilarious!!! no joke i really am crying from laughing so hard.
Brandon, only you can think up something so funny...hats off to you for making the "poo" incident hilarious!
someone, summary please??
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