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oh man
lastnight i was out drinking (thanks for the idea mr.mystery) with my dear friend, we were drinking and hanging out..we got back to her house and we drank some more. we fooled around and what not. i didn't go home, and i passed out there. i wake up my parents call me 'dood wtf? why are you afk?" so i hurried home, when i was at the mall i noticed all these people were looking at me funny, so i took a look in a mirror and saw this huge fucking hickie on my neck, so i popped my coller. but now my problem is, i'm home and i'm supposed to have a nice roast beef dinner with my family, and i have these huge ass marks on my neck. they'll know i was up to no good and then they'll be like 'pics'
grab the vacuum cleaner head upstairs pretend ur cleaning ur room. attach the vacum cleaner to ur neck. drop to the ground. roll around. start yelling for ur mom. she'll run upstairs unplug it and u tell her the vacum cleaner popped up and caught u in the neck. thnx for saving my life mom.
cheers
Good stuff.
thats why I love my hoodieless hoodie. Its basically a turtleneck I wear around when its cold. Covers the complete neck.
i like vivid's idea
put on some make up. A bit of mascara goes a long way. You may even enjoying putting it on, & then before you know it you'll be a proud owner of a mud gun.
punch urself in the face so it looks like u were ruffed up in teh streets
hahahah if @ a family dinner someone says pics or stfu. u HAVE to show them pics
I think your old enough where your parents should let it go. Last time I came home with a hickey I was 19 & ya my mom woke up at 4am when i got home & she turns on the light & says WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON YOUR NECK. Then she yells at me about hanging out with whores ect. But when she finally met the chick that she called a whore, my mom was sweet as pie.
@ dinner
MOM: wtf is on your neck?
DAD : Pics or stfu
Rest of family: yes, pics or stfu!
BTG : pwned!
did u hit it?
mom: how much did u tip son?
If I showed up at dinner with a few hickies half my family would give me a high five. Wear it with pride dude.
was she fat?
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| Originally posted by {b.s.e.} was she fat? |
Did she spit or swallow?
You should be showing it off !!
Hey Dad!! LOOK !!! I'm not GAY !!!!
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| Originally posted by stren You should be showing it off !! Hey Dad!! LOOK !!! I'm not GAY !!!! |
sit on ur roof naked and let the rest of your body's skin catch up with the tan
just make an excuse and don't eat dinner with your parents
i think it already happened....whats the word btg?
it went unmentioned, though i'm sure they saw..my mom was just pissed that i stayed out all night.
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| Originally posted by BTG it went unmentioned, though i'm sure they saw..my mom was just pissed that i stayed out all night. |
Lucky you, roast beef two nights in a row.
If it's a nice dinner, can you wear a collared shirt with a tie? That'd probably cover it up.
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