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Fav Trailer Park Boys Quotes
I know alot of us watch the show, and I know there is enough quotes from 1 episode to fill up 10 pages, so let's see what we can do with 5 seasons people!!
Some of mine....
Corey/Trevor: "Ricky, are all lady bugs female?"
Ricky: "Yes you idiots, that's why they're called lady bugs"
Corey/Trevor: "Is that a lady bug, Ricky?"
Ricky: "No you idiots, it's a canipilar"
Corey/Trevor:"Can we put it in anyways?"
Ricky:"No, but you can give me 2 smokes right now cuz you're so fucking stupid."
(After Ray's trailer burned down, kind of have to watch the show to get the humor)
Lahey: "Come on Ray, I've got a tent set up for ya', don't have to worry about a thing".
Ray: "No that's ok Jimmy."
Lahey: "What's the matter, Ray? Blankets not warm enough for ya?"
Ray:"No Jimmy, it's cuz I don't like you buddy. I'd rather sleep on the god damn floor".
good times!
not exactly a trailer park boys quote from the show.....but i was in london partying on saturday and randy and lahey happened to be at phoenix partying it up. i go up to randy to say what's up and get a pic taken with him and his response to what i said was...
"i'm fuckin wasted"
the next sentence he attempted to speak i could barely understand...
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| Originally posted by mindspin not exactly a trailer park boys quote from the show.....but i was in london partying on saturday and randy and lahey happened to be at phoenix partying it up. i go up to randy to say what's up and get a pic taken with him and his response to what i said was... "i'm fuckin wasted" the next sentence he attempted to speak i could barely understand... |
Ricky: "if i can't smoke or swear, i'm fucked!"
Ricky - "Why the fuck are you dressed up as a bumblebee and why is he fucking dressed as indianapolis fuckin jones?"
"fuck off lahey!!"
"smokes" *snaps fingers* "lets go!"
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| Originally posted by NuERA thats awesome! thats at the big horn im assuming. |
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| Originally posted by mindspin not exactly a trailer park boys quote from the show.....but i was in london partying on saturday and randy and lahey happened to be at phoenix partying it up. i go up to randy to say what's up and get a pic taken with him and his response to what i said was... "i'm fuckin wasted" the next sentence he attempted to speak i could barely understand... |
ricky "closed for renovation!?? this is F**KED!"
ricky "I may have called him a male prostitute, I don't remember exactly....but I mean, very well he could be a male prositute, you don't know that."
ricky "I've noticed that if you throw something into a water body, like a lake or an ocean, that the next day you come back and it's gone so, somehow it takes it away and filters it through and it just cleans it up, like a garbage compactor or whatever. So it's not really littering if you ask me."
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| Originally posted by Playa24_7 ricky "I've noticed that if you throw something into a water body, like a lake or an ocean, that the next day you come back and it's gone so, somehow it takes it away and filters it through and it just cleans it up, like a garbage compactor or whatever. So it's not really littering if you ask me." |
Mr. Lahey: He's takin' the shit tornado right back to Oz.
that man can come up with a thousand ways to use 'shit' in a sentence. 
Some Religious guy:"Do you know how to read a bible?"
Bubbles: "That all depends.Do you know how to go fuck yourself?"
hahaa love that show
Nikitha
can't remember any quotes but the funniest episode ever is conky...when bubbles gets posses by a stuffed toy...hahaha classic...
Julian: Ricky do you have any idea what a fucking idiot you are??
Ricky: as a matter a fact I do!
Ricky : Im trying to get my life together, Gr 10 is hard as fuck..
that show is too funny
Ray - "It's just the way she goes boys. The F'in way she goes."
Bubbles - "I roll with my kitties and I'm hard as f*ck."
I've seen every episode 
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| Originally posted by c2lancas Ray - "It's just the way she goes boys. The F'in way she goes." Bubbles - "I roll with my kitties and I'm hard as f*ck." I've seen every episode |
Ricky: Dont you have some offs to f**k
Randy: What?
Ricky: F**k off
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Ricky: I just don�t know how to express myself sometimes when I need to be properly different. F*ck!
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Bubbles: People don't realize how much money are in carts. I'd take these home and fix 'em, sell 'em to a different mall for $18. I got the 2 malls paying off of each other. That's how I make my living. It's not really stealing if you ask me because most of the money I make here I spend it back there anyway on fucking cat food and stuff like that so somebody's here and on a cart like this...woopsie! Down she goes...
Ricky: Bubbles!
Bubbles: ...Somebody comes and fixes it later.
Ricky: Bubbles what are you doing? You can't be touching the carts like this.
Bubbles: What do care if I touch the carts or not Ricky?
Ricky: Because I'm working at the mall now. I'm a security guard. Can't you see what I'm wearing here?
Bubbles: No way. You're in charge of the f**king carts?
Ricky: Yeah I am. And you can't take them all right?
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Ricky: I can�t wait to get this dope operation up and running boys, I�m telling ya, compared to what I had before, this is gonna be way, way, way awesomer.
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J-Roc: "You best step off with your no-shirt, lawn-mowing cheeseburger eatin' prick!"
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Tania: Have you read the bible?
Bubbles: Maybe I have, maybe I haven't. What's it to you?
Bible Pimp: Can you read, my son?
Bubbles: Well that depends...can you go f**k yourself?
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Ricky: Look, I can�t speak without swearing and I�ve only got my grade 10 and I haven�t had a cigarette since I�ve been arrested and I�m ready to f*cking snap. So I�d like to make a request, under the people�s freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your courtroom, cause if I can�t smoke or swear I�m f*cked and so are all these guys. I wont be able to properly express myself on a court level and that�s bulls*ht, its not fair and if you ask me I think it�s a f*cking mistrial.
Prosecutor: This man can�t represent anyone, your honor he�s a complete and total idiot.
Judge: Yeah, well though I am opposed to that kind of language in my court room, I�m going to allow it.
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Ricky: "Holy sh*t Bubbles, are you watching this documentary on Saskatchewans?!"
Bubbles:"Ricky there's a samsquanch trying to get into my shed!"
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Ricky: Turn off the f*cking lights Bubbles.
Bubbles: Oh Yeah, Ricky that�s no problem. Here I�ll just switch those off and maneuvered this gigantic f*cking truck down a little narrow road in the pitch-black!
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| Originally posted by aal07 can't remember any quotes but the funniest episode ever is conky...when bubbles gets posses by a stuffed toy...hahaha classic... |
imo thats the absolute worst episode, it doenst even fit in with the rest of the shows, and its fuckin creepy.
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